My Smoke Detector Is Beeping

[Joe Swanson]

And I don't have any spare 9 volt batteries, what do?

 

[RACISM]

Take the battery out nigger.

 

[Spud]

*CHIRP* You cannot escape me nigcel. I continue to chirp until the weast has fallen.

 

[eatler]

just do what the culturally enriched people do and ignore it. problem solved (aside from some minor ear damage) *chirp*

 

[inception_state]

Just take the battery out. As long as you have other functioning smoke detectors on that floor, having one out of commission for a day or two is not a big deal. While you're at it, buy a pack of 9 volts because the rest are probably about to start chirping as well.

 

[sweater_supremacy]

shoot it with your glock

 

[namvata]

Sheeeeiiiiit dat bird on da ceiling be getting annoyin!

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

BLACK

 

[inception_state]

Sheeeeiiiiit dat bird on da ceiling be getting annoyin!

Ceiling Birdz

 

[FailurePersonifiedV2]

Nigger moment

 

[DankSmoker]

Rent your place out to a black family (single mother and child) until you can afford to replace it.

 

[ƵIGGER]

Why did white people do this?

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

 

[No. 7 cat]

Battery out and Inshallah they'll be no fire.