MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO HURT ME | 12.18.2020 - Obvious clickbait is obvious. Also, Amber has magically recovered from her illness!

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

Wow. Domestic Violence clickbait is SO festive. Merry Vlogmas everyone.

 

[497]

she still isn't wearing any earrings Becky got for her? not all of them were Christmas ones, that was just an excuse because she didn't like them. Becky gave her the Christmas one first hoping she'd wear them. I guess it doesn't matter since they were bought with Amber's money anyway.

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

“Showering was rough but WE did it”

I love it when Hambeast belches out those little gems of truths and confirms what we already knew.

On the other hand, I would have gotten through life just fine without really knowing that Becky really does wash Amber.

 

[Shiversblood]

Yeah her girlfriend does want to hurt her. Her girlfriend wants to keep feeding her until she eventually just bursts open from all the food.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I know that Becky is extremely flawed, but I'd be happy if she broke away from Amber's manipulation and did her own thing.

But that ain't gonna happen. If Becky can stomach Amber picking on her dead mom to entertain strangers, I think she's too far gone.

 

[mekalekahi]

Tomorrow she is going to address this while applying her geisha makeup (to go sit on the couch) and do jumps cuts saying she doesn't want to cry on camera cause she is a DV survivor and would NEVER joke about that.

" I was looking at comments and people were saying I was joking about abuse and like saying the title was like about domestic abuse etc etc annnnddd hold on do you guys like my necklace from target I thought that was super cute *lipsmack* and like idontwanttogetemotional" jumpcut

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

-guuuiiseee if you find some giant fucking shorst pls buy them for beckys fat asssss

Well, Big Al, you could liiiiiidurraaally just type in "pink basketball shorts" on google. Have you forgotten what you taught us this vlogmas?

I couldn't even finish this video. This has to be the most boring one so far.

Nothing of value, not even to mock.

Tsk tsk. There is always something to mock.

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Snorted like a pig doing it, too. At least we know she can do an accurate impression of her own self.

Where did Amber get that sweater? Tent and Awning store?

Omar's - for all your tent-sized needs.

 

[McBoogerBall]

Ah, Hamber. If there’s one thing we can always count on (not food related) is that she will never learn anything and keep making the same dumb mistakes until her heart stops at 35.

35 is an overestimate

 

[Xenomorph]

Not a good look when you clickbait domestic violence after that Kacey scandal lmao retard is gonna get this one demonitized.
Also that sweater makes you look like a candy cane hersheys kiss, gorl

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Fentanyl Reid lol.

Becky is REALLY putting her back into the "fat nearly homeless Meg Griffin" gimmick. Bravo!

Becky is the only person who can look like Peter, Chris and Meg Griffin all at the same time

 

[Xenomorph]

Fat fuck failed vlogmas btw lmaoooo

 

[Honzou]

Am I the only one who really wants to see the Thumb in a pair of humongous PINK basketball shorts? Preferably paired with a pink T-shirt. My god, like she doesn't look bizarre enough already. Encasing that enormous body in pink would go a long way to cementing the "I am a barely sentient human slug" aesthetic..

Only if the shorts say juicy on the back.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

If only she would. Necky deserves quite a few punches in considering how Amberger has been very manipulative and emotionally abusive towards Necky.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

I haven't read or looked at shit in this thread, but Becky is going to have to wait in line with the rest of us.

 

[Borbie Dahl]

As I’m watching Becky open that shirt, a thought hits me, how are Becky & crew not fans of Insane Clown Posse? Right?! They’re all perfect Juggalo material. Come on, Rafe?! Dana? It’s a perfect crossover.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

As I’m watching Becky open that shirt, a thought hits me, how are Becky & crew not fans of Insane Clown Posse? Right?! They’re all perfect Juggalo material. Come on, Rafe?! Dana? It’s a perfect crossover.

The Water-Juggalos division WHOOP WHOOP

 

[Welcome to Chin Dab 101]

Totally late, but how in the hell did HamPlanet manage to stretch out a 6X sweater?

Today's destroyed look is brought to you by Glitzy Girlz Boutique (yes, with Zs):



It's supposed to be oversized and slouchy, but you can see AL's single black bra beneath the sweater, which means the slightly open knit pattern is TOO stretched out.

Tacky/trashy as all get out to wear a black bra underneath a white/cream item of clothing, but let's face it, our gorl is pure trash.

 

[funtimesrun56]

Tacky/trashy as all get out to wear a black bra underneath a white/cream item of clothing, but let's face it, our gorl is pure trash.

Well she only has the one bra that fits now, I dont think we will see the blue dotted one again as she got the new torrid one. She probably thinks the nude bras are to grandma or something.

 

[kiwirevolving]

Well she only has the one bra that fits now, I dont think we will see the blue dotted one again as she got the new torrid one. She probably thinks the nude bras are to grandma or something.

Nah

There are plenty of bras out there that fit her

The only reason it took her so long to change her old one was pure laziness

She won't change her new bra for a long time because of the same reason + she can catfish people better on her Snapchat

 

[dfranki723]

I guess we can assume Lynnmas/Pigmas/Vlogmas is officially over? 'Twas lukewarm while it lasted.