Musical LOLcows

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All excellent suggestions and videos, folks.

Some commentary:

Wesley Willis was a lovable guy, but still a lolcow because of his sheer eccentricity and idiosyncratic musical vision. I've often thought that if Wildman Fischer had been born in Willis' era, he might have ended up more like him: a properly medicated, relatively functional creative schizo who produced the same sort of wonderfully daffy music, without causing the immense psychological damage to himself and others around him that Fischer did.

Here's another musical lolcow for your approval: Tangela Tricoli, the first American female commercial-airliner pilot, who had a second career as a wannabe singer-songwriter (funny how so many people who succeed in "normal" careers convince themselves they're frustrated artistes):

 
Radi Ashun powiedział(a):
How can anyone forget Courtney Stodden?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dOrD5kqyov0
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Don't mean to derail the thread but that reminds me of a tumblr blog I found a while ago that has certain lolcow qualitites by itself.

http://fuckyeahcourtneystodden.tumblr.com/

It's a fanblog. At first I just assumed it belonged to some guy with a somewhat obscure celebrity crush but actually looking into it I found out that it's actually a lesbian woman who's also the worst kind of stereotypical tumblr feminist, breaking up her fangirling with the usual tangents about rape culture, the patriarchy and all that stuff..
 
Does this include lolcows which make their own music? If yes, I got one thanks to BlackBusterCritic. A Sonicfag (conicteamtv) trying to make a cover of Smooth Criminal.

 
While I don't believe this guy strictly fits the definition of a lolcow, he's another WFMU classic and really too good not to share.

Meet Mark Fox. Sure, he looks like your average portly christian performing an awkward song in a church. But at 1:07, things take a turn for the bizarre as he begins to sing in the voice of an aborted fetus.


Here's Lil Markie's backstory, where his mom aborts him. She was clearly right to do so.
http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/0510/markie/02_-_Lil_Markie_-_Diary_Of_An_Unborn_Child.mp3
 
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I really don't care if they're famous... I'd like to volunteer the Insane Clown Posse for this thread - hopefully something more serious than what I did, earlier.. You only have to look up some of their crap to hopefully see what I mean (or just what I feel, anyway.).
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If Justin Bieber can get a mention, I don't see why ICP shouldn't.
 
How can people have such bad rhythm and flow? Do they not listen to music? I've even seen people do covers of songs and they just can't nail the rhythm of even the chorus.
 
Also, practically anything from the perverted pedophile music maker, PatzoMusic. (Patrice Wilson)
There is a music video he did which I wont even link because it is practically CHILD PORN. Yeah, its that fucking disgusting. I'm surprised the guy hasn't been arrested already.
And this guy charges a few hundred dollars for some spoilt kid with rich parents to star in a wannabe pop music video
On a lighter note, watch this great song which is about the guy controlling a 13 year old girls life, and then he spikes her drink... Oh, did I forget the part where he stares into her bedroom at night?
 
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