@Mound Dweller cooking thread - Welcome to 5 star br*t*sh cuisine n’wah

[Begemot]

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What you'd do, drink a liter of vodka and shit that out onto a Graham cracker with nothing but hemorrhoids to thank for it?

This thread is evil.

Now down to our TERF King, you insolent lout.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

If it's raising 20$ for the site I don't mind eating nigh anything for the lols,

You're welcome to try roasted brussel sprouts

 

[souschef]

idk what that is but it sounds indian

It's sugar but less processed

It's actually healthier for you because of less chemicals in it

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

idk what that is but it sounds indian

Dude, both demerara and muscovado are available in every single polish grocery store

Spoiler: Duh

 

[souschef]

Polish is a funny language

 

[Rango Dango]

Dude, both demerara and muscovado are available in every single polish grocery store

Spoiler: Duh

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what is this mfing minecraft that we're using sugar from sugar cane?

 

[AMHOLIO]

The Br*t*sh Cooking thread has been colonized by Poles. @Mound Dweller get to work making more inspiring pieces or at least do some Polish food to please the crowd.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

First the island, now the thread, we're unstoppable

 

[souschef]

You know

There were tablets in ancient mesopotamia that described plagues more palatable than Mound Dweller's cooking

 

[indomitable snowman]

First the island, now the thread, we're unstoppable

 

[Mound Dweller]

luv me pickle, polskis cannot compete against proper chutney innit.

 

[The Lurky 1]

luv me pickle, polskis cannot compete against proper chutney innit.
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Some rat shit all over your plate mound. Need to set up some traps for them

 

[WhatInTheActualFuck]

Alright. After the last few concoctions, I'm out. There's no saving this.

 

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Never had strawberry sushi? Now japanese rice is already sweeter and its texture goes well with fruit. Thai also enjoy mango with rice

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Those combinations are good. Unlike the radiated pripyat bullshit i'm getting from the last page on this thread...

Why would you put strawberry on salmon? You are a psychopath.

It's sugar but less processed

It's actually healthier for you because of less chemicals in it

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The Jews told me not to eat this because it is bad for the liver.

 

[souschef]

luv me pickle, polskis cannot compete against proper chutney innit.
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Why do you make your shit all retarded like that

Cut the cheese you mutant. Nigger just rips off cheese and throw it on the crackers like a gorilla

 

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I submit to you more of my white people (((food))).

 

[souschef]

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I submit to you more of my white people (((food))).

Meat with no browning outside, raw inside, everything looks like puke and diarrhoea

I wouldn't feed war criminals with this crap. You guys are making gross shit on purpose because there's no way someone would plate disgusting shit like that, snap a picture and think "hmm this looks alright, i'm gonna post it on the internet"

You managed to post food worse than Mound Dweller's, quite an achievement

 

[The Lurky 1]

Why do you make your shit all retarded like that

Cut the cheese you mutant. Nigger just rips off cheese and throw it on the crackers like a gorilla

Did you see the globs of butter under the crumbled cheddar

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Why would you put strawberry on salmon? You are a psychopath.

Eh, salmon paired with fresh raspberries is fine, thinly sliced strawberries should probably be fine too

 

[Me•cha•ni•cal]

luv me pickle, polskis cannot compete against proper chutney innit.
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MD is beyond saving but if anyone else wants to improve their cheese and cracker experience, run to your nearest IKEA and get yourself one of these.

You get a thin slice distributed evenly on the entire cracker instead of a small thick cube in the center of it. They’re 3 quid.