@Mound Dweller cooking thread - Welcome to 5 star br*t*sh cuisine n’wah

[Karen]

I legitimately cannot tell what most of this is. I think I see some orzo and that's about it. What the fuck is going on on that island

 

[McKennai]

Mound Dwellers cooking reminded me of some ghetto French Cuisine tutorial from couple years ago

Spoiler: Pasta & Burger Patty w/ its juice

Cook your pasta

Drain Clean it & drain it

Heat your pan with some oil, cook your patty and press out the juices into a cup

Put in some lime juice and a tiny slice of the patty, mix , pour into your pasta & mix again

Serve up with Dessert

Spoiler: Chive of the tutorial

10:51

 

[dontwantagoudatime24]

Mound Dwellers cooking reminded me of some ghetto French Cuisine tutorial from couple years ago

Spoiler: Pasta & Burger Patty w/ its juice

Cook your pasta
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Drain Clean it & drain it
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Heat your pan with some oil, cook your patty and press out the juices into a cup
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Put in some lime juice and a tiny slice of the patty, mix , pour into your pasta & mix again
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Serve up with Dessert
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Spoiler: Chive of the tutorial

[18-25][2S] REPAS DE SEIGNEUR POUR 1€50 [b97fcf31404772ce9736383681e3fd14].mp4

Shit rednecks would eat

 

[dontwantagoudatime24]

 

[Me•cha•ni•cal]

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Bruv is that fucking earthworms??

How do you even eat this? Just pick up the cheese slice and have a bite? Why not melt it

 

[Drip Torch]

@Mound Dweller, I demand jellied eels.

 

[souschef]

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There's just no way those dishes aren't being made ugly on purpose

Look at this... I get you MATE, i can see you giggling when you take that picture

Oi bruv look at this abomination i concocted over here, dis bout to give us a giggle eh?

Fucking brits!

 

[Drip Torch]

There's just no way those dishes aren't being made ugly on purpose

Look at this... I get you MATE, i can see you giggling when you take that picture

Oi bruv look at this abomination i concocted over here, dis bout to give us a giggle eh?

Fucking brits!

It's no use, mate. I wanted to believe this culinary buggery was performance art. I was mistaken. This is the pinnacle of Anglo cuisine. All those other so called great British chiefs? French lovers! Not Mound, this is pure Anglo boiled meat & veggie artistry.

 

[Me•cha•ni•cal]

Where are all the pies? Stake and eel pie, steak and kidney pie, steak and other weird shit pie… are you just not into baking?

 

[Me•cha•ni•cal]

i have kindly been gifted the pie I requested:

 

[demicolon]

Oooh, a feeder. I'd eat that for a dollar!
...and if you told me you love me.

 

[souschef]

MOUND DWELLER ! !

I AM COMING TO KILL YOU ! !

NOT IN MINECRAFT, IN REAL LIFE ! !

 

[Me•cha•ni•cal]

Oooh, a feeder. I'd eat that for a dollar!
...and if you told me you love me.

Well apparently he’s also an attempted food poisoner since I just saw that the pie he gifted me is in the OP.

@Mound Dweller you are a horrible person and you have broken my heart.

 

[There She Glows]

@Mound Dweller have you ever had your total cholesterol and LDL levels checked by a doctor

 

[McKennai]

Salad is probably not in his sick mindRecipe Book, toss your best one for the Farms.

 

[stares at error messages]

I like the white people food thread.

Remember to set your stove to interlacing for interlaced steaks and progressive for progressive steaks.

Some white people food I cook. This is open face patty melt.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Mound Dwellers cooking reminded me of some ghetto French Cuisine tutorial from couple years ago

Spoiler: Pasta & Burger Patty w/ its juice

Cook your pasta
Wyświetl załącznik 8701904
Drain Clean it & drain it
Wyświetl załącznik 8701927Wyświetl załącznik 8701945Wyświetl załącznik 8701950
Heat your pan with some oil, cook your patty and press out the juices into a cup
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Put in some lime juice and a tiny slice of the patty, mix , pour into your pasta & mix again
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Serve up with Dessert
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Spoiler: Chive of the tutorial

[18-25][2S] REPAS DE SEIGNEUR POUR 1€50 [b97fcf31404772ce9736383681e3fd14].mp4

Wonder if he's related to Masaokis?

Salad is probably not in his sick mindRecipe Book, toss your best one for the Farms.

Here is my tuna salad recipe:

Just dump a bunch of mayonnaise in a bowl and mix with a bunch of tuna, some finely chopped gherkins and onions. dill, horseradish, and a little brown mustard, plus a dash of balsamic vinegar. Mix thoroughly and taste, add salt if needed.

Put the salad on some toasted rye bread with a couple slices of tomato with S&P and cold Swiss. Tell me that is not the best tuna fish sandwich you've ever had.

 

[souschef]

I like the white people food thread.

Remember to set your stove to interlacing for interlaced steaks and progressive for progressive steaks.

Some white people food I cook. This is open face patty melt.
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White people? This is nigger people food. Made by niggers, for niggers

When i look at this i see the terrible hungry ghosts that permeate africa and haunt the rest of the world, through bad cuisine!

MOUNT DWELLER! I'VE CAME TO JUDGE YOU HARSHLY

 

[stares at error messages]

White people? This is nigger people food. Made by niggers, for niggers

When i look at this i see the terrible hungry ghosts that permeate africa and haunt the rest of the world, through bad cuisine!

MOUNT DWELLER! I'VE CAME TO JUDGE YOU HARSHLY

Thank you. It tasted very good and was filling. People who use double bread are dumb, in my book. I toasted the bread in the pan in the meat fat and added butter. I used fancy cheese and it was worth it.

The image is compressed using 40% quality WEBP.

 

[Jogger The Nogger]

Raw ass meat

Incredibly late and gay, but I'm pretty sure those are just shitty pierogis/dumplings not raw meat.