Modern Web Woes - I'm mad at the internet

[Mad as a Swan]

It was the emdash for me.

People do organically use mdash — your point?

 

[Dante Alighieri]

People do organically use mdash — your point?

No they don't, and AI overuses it.

 

[Mad as a Swan]

No they don't, and AI overuses it.

I – use – it – naturally – and – excessively. –

 

[Dante Alighieri]

I – use – it – naturally – and – excessively. –

How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast?

 

[Mad as a Swan]

How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast?

But I did have breakfast this morning –

 

[dick brain]

>mom has a ransomware scare
>download malwarebytes to do a one-time scan
>select free version
>select free version
>download free version
>install free version
>get prompted to input email to scan
>opt out of mandatory premium free trial
>scan
>configure settings
>disable real time bullshit
>disable run on startup
>disable automatic updates
>disable shell extensions
>discover that rootkit detection is disabled by default
>enable rootkit detection
>scan again
>dismiss one hundred "suggestions"
>close malwarebytes
>open the system tray
>right click the malwarebytes icon
>actually close malwarebytes
>get UAC prompt asking if I want to allow malwarebytes to make changes
>cancel
>open task manager
>kill malwarebytes process
>attempt to kill malwarebytes service
>access denied
>attempt to uninstall malwarebytes
>go through mandatory feedback survey
>opt out of premium discount
>tell whatever shit encrusted jeet will read it to shoot himself in the head
>uninstall malwarebytes

So what's the replacement nowadays?

 

[Fabio Socialist]

One of the grocery store chains in my area has that dumb "are you human?" click box things on their site... for some reason, they bought the CloudFlare bullshit because yes, someone hates your company or stores so much, they're trying to DDOS your site. It's lame and gay.

I just had to solve a multistage "click until there are no more faggots"...AFTER I logged in with 2FA. Not even bullshit email/SMS "2FA", real actual locally running program generating temporary one time codes. Because more locks means more secure.