Brando Milana / Ham Solo / Internet Tough Guy / YouTube singer / Acoustic Heart throb/ Unusual interest in baby monkey vaginas /
Brando Milana is a zoosadist based in the Philippines. Beside collecting and enjoying animal torture porn he does acoustic cover songs on YouTube;
His Facebook;
Brando Milana doesn’t look the type. Flabby, unremarkable, harmlessly nerdy. Not someone you’d envision sinking two hours into watching baby monkeys being electrocuted to death to by Ibra. Milana moved around in Manuel’s inner circles and talked freely about his animal torture fantasies and preferences.
For dog zoosadists, variety is the spice of life. Big dogs, small dogs, old and young. Occasionally they get together in fursuits and hump each other in motel rooms. Primate zoosadists are more particular. It’s just different degrees of baby for them. Brandon makes it clear he has a preference age, and enjoys seeing the ‘abuse’ of this particular age group.
Tori Wade finds this statement really funny for some reason. I assume she’s laughing with him, rather than at him, like us.
But I’m getting ahead of myself. We need to talk about Brando’s oopsy doodle, around a year back, that made his identity available to the world.
Brandon was likely content and entirely satisfied he wouldn’t come under any scrutiny from the outside world for his baby monkey diaper discipline fantasies. So content was he that he figured he’d share a link to a video on Instagram whilst interacting with his toddler touching buddies on Telegram. All safe behind the scenes.
Keep in mind, up until this moment, I only knew Brando as Ham Solo. A creep with some weirdly particular fixations. All that would change with one link;
Flabby beta dweeb extraordinaire Brando always refers to monkeys as ‘rats’. His cowardice in the moments after he realised what he had done struck me as profoundly rat like. As in darting out the way of danger, hoping to find safety in the sewers of telegram after he inadvertently reared his retarded head.
Check this out;
He deleted the link, and probably thought he got away with it. Like I said, around a year has passed, however shortly after this he actually retired his Telegram ID. The link was up for around five minutes before he realised his fuck up and it vanished soon after. Group admins would still be able to see it. But he was doing what little damage control he could.
It was obviously too little to late, because here we are.
I got my first look at this worm like subhuman and began archiving whatever goofy shit I could find him saying, before he changed his ID and began to keep a low profile.
You bet he gives his diaper swiping, toddler touching input on baby monkey videos on Instagram. If there was any doubt and Ham and Brando being one and the same.
Let’s take a look at some more of his Telegram activity;
Always ‘rat’. Maybe he thinks if he sounds like a legit true and honest ‘monkey hater’ his interest in baby monkey vaginas will be less weird or something. Because as we all know, monkey molesters are motivated by a deep rooted dislike of these animals, and part of that is commenting on their sexual organs.
You might think it’s weird that Brando Milana is in some creepy little chatroom, repeatedly talking about animal vaginas. But that would make you the real weirdo, for not properly understanding the nuanced depths of monkey hate.
Let’s have Brando himself guide us further into the degenerate hellscape of his mind.
Between watching these animals being sodomised and electrocuted and reviewing their reproductive organs, he likes to just watch them. Apparently this is how monkey hate works. Rather than judging these people, and unfairly twisting what these people do into something sinister, I’d prefer to just let them speak for themselves.
Brando seems to get all excited with the ‘rat’ thing. It’s his go to. Rat Solo appears to be doing that thing other monkey molesters do where they fantasize about the behavior of infant macaques being a ‘tantrum’ or in this case ‘dramatic’. I guess it helps them imagine there’s something close to a toddler on the other end of their strange imaginings.
I don’t know what ghost rider or penance stare are, but considering he pissed himself when he self doxed and tried to cover his tracks…I really doubt Rat Solo’s badass credentials. He talks a big game, but I don’t know. I think he’d cry, personally.
Let’s take a look at some more of Brando’s tough guy posturing.
Rat Solo shares more Instagram content, this time he is calling out monkeys for not being the real deal. Rat Solo is prepared to stare down the Death Rider and isn’t scared of any tourists. When it comes to generally watching monkeys, Rat Solo seems open to other age groups. His abuse preferences are centred on babies.
There is nothing creepy about any of this, before telegram gets its panties in a twist and starts accusing me of ‘projecting’. I’m just reporting what I see.
Rat Solo asserts that he is a monkeys intellectual superior, by repeatedly doxing himself. Rat Solo does not appear to understand how animals work, and that they will eat food if given it. Like an adult that is emotionally invested in professional wrestling, Rat Solo mindlessly believes whatever a VO shows him. He understands on some level that the animals are being deliberately acclimatized to human contact, but he doesn’t want that to intefere with his fantasies.
I regret to say I did not export whatever penis jerking monkey mutilation footage Rat Solo shared here, and I’ll likely go to the grave without ever knowing what it was. What a tragedy.
Also penis jerking in the context of monkey hate is ironic and/or non sexual. Just like talk of vaginas.
Still, gives you something to drool over.
Rat Solo goes full Lucu Tiku and vents his urge to mutilate something cute. Monkey hate, along with talking about vaginas and watching monkeys eat and describing how cute you think they are. And then wanting to torture them with power tools.
Lots of monkey molesters have issues with ‘cuteness’, Lucu was probably the most vocal but Brando Milana seems pretty open about finding monkeys of his preference age to be cute.
Anyway back to what a badass Brando Milana is.
Captain Diaperman is gonna fly in to liberate the people of Thailand from the baby monkey menace. Kidnapping them, not in the creepy ‘free candy’ van way, but like a badass vigilante. Brando Milana will specifically target ‘weaker’ monkeys, not because he’s scared of trying to ‘abuse’ something that can rip his retarded face off, but because other reasons I’m sure.
Zoosadists are not known for putting themselves in danger. Pregnant dogs, baby monkeys, caged cats…they know their limits and Brando Milana is no exception.
Wait, is that Warry just above you? Hey, Brando, if you’re feeling down, at least you’re not that creep. I mean, you are a creep, but Warry takes it a step further and really looks the type. Honestly,
I hate to think of what would happen if something in a diaper got put between the two of you.
Fucking dweeb. Imagine having to be around this guy. It’d be like one of those Big Bang Theory videos where they remove the canned laughter and it starts to feel like something unnerving and Lynchian.
To think he didn’t want to be featured here.
On a final note, this post is an acknowledgment of the mask off depravity and mental illness exhibited by South East Asians on Telegram;
It’s just disgusting and unfair how I try and make out these people to be perverts and sexual degenerates. It says more about me than it does upstanding individuals like MK life and Brando Milana. Who are clearly the pinnacle of sanity and normality.
Oh and for those who don’t know, MK Life isn’t some random weirdo who I cherry picked for effect. He’s a fucking VO.
