Militant Vegans - MEAT IS MURDER, YOU BLOODMOUTHS

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They're mad because they're malnourished and vegan food sucks. Their fake animal products fool nobody.

This is why fake meat sucks. If you don't want to eat meat, don't eat it. Making fake versions is basically an admission you'd rather eat meat in the first place.

There are some exceptions, like that vegan "duck," that is pretty good prepared properly. That's made out of seitan, which is basically [drum roll please] pure gluten.
 
So animals killed for food is bad but murdering someone's pet is ok? Hypocrites.

My dog is and will always be the best friend I've ever had. She loves me more than I love myself, and anyone who even thinks about hurting her will experience the Reservoir Dogs torture scene.
 
I want to talk about PETA, but I don't think I can do that without seriously rustling my jimmies.

So I'll just say I like this ad of theirs
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because it taught me that yes, starfishes DO have breasts, jellyfishes DO have butts, and my Spongebob Squarepants fanfic IS, in fact, anatomically accurate. Thank you, PETA.
 
I want to talk about PETA, but I don't think I can do that without seriously rustling my jimmies.

So I'll just say I like this ad of theirs
pamandersonpeta1.jpg
because it taught me that yes, starfishes DO have breasts, jellyfishes DO have butts, and my Spongebob Squarepants fanfic IS, in fact, anatomically accurate. Thank you, PETA.
Is it bad that my first thought after seeing that picture was wondering if she'd pass inspection in the first place?
 
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Such edgelords.
Also, what is it with vegans and their constant need to tell everyone they're vegan? It's a diet not a personality.
Trans* is a description, not a personality.
LGB are sexualities, not a personality.
Otherkin is a delusion, not a personality.

Welcome to Tumblr.
 
I kinda want to make a parody of "Welcome Home (Sanitarium)" by Metallica called "Welcome Home (Vegetarians)"
The Chorus would go like:
Vegetarians!
Leave me be!
Vegetarians!
Just leave meat alone.
 
I find it sad that they regularly need to validate what they want to be to the point they have to put it into their username. Like it's almost as if they are self conscious about needing to be this ideal.
 
UMMMM I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE FACT THAT US VEGANS GO THROUGH HELL ON A DAILY BASIS!!!!11! LOOK AT MUH PROFILE PICTURE!!1 THIS IS WHAT A VEGAN LOOKS LIKE. I HAVE NEVER, EVER CHEATED ON MUH VEGAN LIFESTYLE SO CHECK UR PRIVILEGE AND TAG THIS POST WITH A NIGGER WARNING. RIGHT. NOW.
 
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