MEN! Do you shake it or wipe it? - Pee question

[SITHRAK!]

I snap it like a bullwhip while whistling the Indiana Jones theme.

 

[Tablet County]

I detach my penis every time it needs a cleaning.

 

[Marche]

I refuse to touch it, touching dicks is gay

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

why would i shake my ass i dont understand?

 

[Smar Mijou]

Obviously none of you have ever used the toothpaste tube method.

 

[funwithshemales69]

Wash with the handshower

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

It hasn't stopped...

 

[Testacles Maximus]

It depends on who's in front of me.

 

[internet friend]

Just pop it in the utra-sonic cleaner for a few mins

 

[ChaoticLars]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=r_5ftZp7Z-MYou should dab.

This is the best answer

 

[Neodanthril]

I wipe most of the time. Coworkers complain I smell like shit otherwise

 

[Reminmyster]

I let it dribble and pull up my pants

 

[MAAAD]

No, you just never learned to shake it off, like a four-year-old.

Wrong. I used to shake/helicopter it all the time, which only resulted in me spraying peedrops all over the toilet, my hands and my own damn pants. Now I simply squeeze the pee out gently, which is not as effective but at least the pee doesn't get on my pants (disgusting). I chose the lesser evil, basically.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I wipe but only because I've had my bladder rerouted to my tear ducts due to a tragic boating accident.

 

[User names must be unique]

i just tie a knot in my foreskin and move along, cut fags stay losing.

 

[Womble of Wimbledon]

I wipe it on my underpants thereby defeating the purpose of wiping it altogether
But I do it anyway

 

[Dyn]

Does anyone else like to hang your balls out of your fly when you piss?

 

[draggs]

pour a little rubbing alcohol on it. evaporates fast taking all other moisture along

 

[Don Yagon]

I piss in the sink and rinse it under tap afterwards. This is peak hygiene.

 

[Shartavius]

I piss in the sink and rinse it under tap afterwards. This is peak hygiene.

This is unironically an act I have performed in restaurant bathrooms while on dates where events seemed to be progressing in my favor. It's a circumstance where you don't necessarily want either of you to encounter a smell evocative of mustard-packed sardines, burnt popcorn, or that side of roasted asparagus the next time it's out of your pants.