Melty Butter / Cynthia takes her job (fucking with Nick Rekieta) VERY seriously

[Sneed Force One]

Cynthia is a deranged whore that, not only phonebooks, but systematically HUMINTs anyone she comes in contact with. Because she is a crazy, sangira-drinking bitch with no life.
In all likelihood, she has handed over her years-long dossier to Rekieta in return for amnesty after being evicted from the thread.

Reminder to Rekieta if your reading, your fairweather friend tried to not only dox your son, but force him into lolcowdom.
Us, the supposed losers and crazies, told her to fuck off.

 

[Spaded ㅤDave]

I can confirm that I am neither JAS or Spaded Dave, I do appreciate the shoutout though!

I've been around long enough that I'm confident JAS isn't using a sock account, whoever is accusing this for sure has some sort of bias directing that belief.

The reports of my socks were an exaggeration.

I had no clue I had a stalker for so long after getting yeeted for a joke. Didn't have anything left to add at that point in Nick's decline so switched to just lurking. I feel like I missed a lot of fun though if she kept sperging out this hard.

Can confirm I am not @David Spadem or @John Andrews Stan. I also can't confirm what the inciting event was but I am on board with what @Captain Manning proposed. Her spergout in DMs did feel like she was taking it very personally. I'll
have to see if I still have the screenshots sitting in a folder somewhere.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'll
have to see if I still have the screenshots sitting in a folder somewhere.

You tease.

 

[Spaded ㅤDave]

You tease.

No need to be displeased, I have all your needs at Spaded Dave's.

I only have four due to new laptop since, but they're a funny enough walk down memory lane.

Spoiler: Images For Those Interested

At first she thought I was Spectre.




Based on the surrounding context, this is from when I convinced her that Himedall was actually Matt Jarbo. I vaguely remember this.




And then the random message I got before she ran away on her main.




And then one that doesn't mean anything but I just always found the all caps "DAVE" funny for some reason.

 

[Sneed Force One]

When I previously said Cynthia HUMINTs everyone she talks to, I wasn't being glib.
I know for a fact she has a lame little dossier of doxxes for everyone who encounters her. She will analyse, theorycraft and create an estimate of who you are until she can identify you.

Go back to drinking sangria and trying to publish Rekieta's kids onto the internet as the next thread lolcow, you crazy divorced cunt.

 

[Vibralldo]

Cynthia sighting by Daffodils in Megan Fox's stream chat (crossposting from the Rekieta thread).

Nick's chill with Cynthia because he knows she's a retarded mark he can manipulate

 

[John Andrews Stan]

No need to be displeased, I have all your needs at Spaded Dave's.

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu I’m almost envious of how much Cynthia hates you. What an old drunk mess she is!

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

No need to be displeased, I have all your needs at Spaded Dave's.

I only have four due to new laptop since, but they're a funny enough walk down memory lane.

Spoiler: Images For Those Interested

At first she thought I was Spectre.

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Based on the surrounding context, this is from when I convinced her that Himedall was actually Matt Jarbo. I vaguely remember this.

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And then the random message I got before she ran away on her main.

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And then one that doesn't mean anything but I just always found the all caps "DAVE" funny for some reason.

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I never saw some of this, and this is amusing.

For the record, I was given information and have it somewhere. As I said at the time, I looked through it, and it was boring. No point posting inanity.

Cynthia also GREATLY overestimates my ability to suss out identities and time I have to do so. If she has greater skill in this area, she simply wants to offload the blame to someone else. I think she does not, and she simply wants others to do her bidding.

When I previously said Cynthia HUMINTs everyone she talks to, I wasn't being glib.
I know for a fact she has a lame little dossier of doxxes for everyone who encounters her. She will analyse, theorycraft and create an estimate of who you are until she can identify you.

Go back to drinking sangria and trying to publish Rekieta's kids onto the internet as the next thread lolcow, you crazy divorced cunt.

This is 100% accurate. Do not trust her. She exposed me as Matilda! LMAO!

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu I’m almost envious of how much Cynthia hates you. What an old drunk mess she is!

I can honestly say, I do not think about her much at all--nor much about Nick--except when I want to check in on my favourite retard on the Farms. They have nothing on me and no attachment.

 

[AnOminous]

Go back to drinking sangria and trying to publish Rekieta's kids onto the internet as the next thread lolcow, you crazy divorced cunt.

Leave Rekieta's kids alone you worthless whore. They get enough abuse from Rekieta himself, who recently nearly killed them with his reckless drunk driving.

 

[Spaded ㅤDave]

She exposed me as Matilda! LMAO!

All hail Himedall the Boulder Queen!