Maternal pangs are hitting again

[OrionBalls]

Should I get my ears pierced, instead?

 

[SodaDog]

Well isn't there only one solution for that...

 

[Gilgachad]

I can help you with that.

 

[OrionBalls]

I can help you with that.

Are you asking me to adopt you? Surely you have your own parents and are not a child.

 

[dick brain]

Your options are to become a liberal or buy a dog.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Foster an animal or volunteer at a shelter.

Or, Alternatively, you can watch children melt down and destroy shit on YouTube.

 

[Shamefuru Disprayu]

Why not do both?

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Oh i got somewhere right here to help you with those troubles

Spoiler: NSFW

Seriously dont bring them to work they will get broken or stolen

 

[souschef]

M A R R Y A N D R E P R O D U C E

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

you should try your hand at ruining the ambitions of others

preventing romantic bonds from forming, destroying careers before they can gain traction, arranging for horrible things to have happen to people who seem too hopeful and dynamic, that sort of thing

be the mother of unhappiness and defeat

 

[Professor G. Raff]

I think I've seen you mention a boyfriend/husband before, right?

Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much, or have had a few drinks...

 

[Waffle Iron]

If you sated those pangs the first time you would now have a few children to pour your motherly instincts over

 

[dick brain]

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If you sated those pangs the first time you would now have a few children to pour your motherly instincts over

Creating a life to make yourself feel better is a shit reason to create a life.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

you should try your hand at ruining the ambitions of others

preventing romantic bonds from forming, destroying careers before they can gain traction, arranging for horrible things to have happen to people who seem too hopeful and dynamic, that sort of thing

be the mother of unhappiness and defeat

In case there are any newlyweds, don't forget to tell them they will eventually divorce anyway.