MASSIVE Erection Thread 2016 - Lizard has the advantage. Trump is spiraling towards defeat.

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All discussion of the candidates, updates and results should go here

For example- here's a video of Ted Cruz vying for world domination.

Also Hilary Clinton is a crook and nobody should have sex with her.

Discuss

(Note- The title will change as we get nearer the election, previous titles will be archived in the OP)

 

[AN/ALR56]

I hope for my sake that hillary wins,but itnwould be best if trump wins for America

 

[AnOminous]

Cruz is such a pussy version of Lucifer. After all that tough talk he just drops out and licks Trump's wang.

Not that I expected better from that miserable son of a bitch.

I hope for my sake that hillary wins,but itnwould be best if trump wins for America

Hillary will mop the floor with this fucking amateur.

The pig party just committed suicide.

 

[Womacker]

If Hillary wins, I hope it's in a massive landslide.

I've already accepted the Republicans are going to lose this election, my only hope is that we can get it back under control. I think a slaughter is the best way of doing that.

Sometimes you have to lose an arm to keep the head.

 

[Guardian G.I.]

John Kasich is reportedly planning to drop out of the race.

 

[Tranhuviya]

The competition is over, bay-bee!

 

[JU 199]

John Kasich is reportedly planning to drop out of the race.

No point even waiting for confirmation. His continued presence wouldn't matter anyway.

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[bearycool]

Kasich just dropped out as of right now long live god emperor Trump

 

[on a serious note]

Good going republicans, you fucked yourselves

 

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[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

Kasich just dropped out as of right now long live god emperor Trump

Curious now if this will put pressure on Sanders to end his campaign, since it'll be detracting attention from Clinton, and possibly harming her reputation if he's at all critical.

 

[millais]

Now the party convention this summer is going to be one big victory lap for Trump, as it should be. Republican establishment has had this a long time coming!

 

[Cosmos]

This is the first presidential election I'm able to vote in. I was a few months shy of 18 the last election.

I think I'll stay home and sit this one out.

 

[Pikonic]

This is the first presidential election I'm able to vote in. I was a few months shy of 18 the last election.

I think I'll stay home and sit this one out.

You can write in Joe Biden, it'll be ok.

 

[Skeletor]

Cruz should be forced to carry his campaign for its full term.

 

[Lorento]

Cruz should be forced to carry his campaign for its full term.

Kind of like how he believes that women should have to carry around unwanted children for the full term, you mean?

 

[Skeletor]

Kind of like how he believes that women should have to carry around unwanted children for the full term, you mean?

That's the joke.

 

[AnOminous]

This reminds me why I voted for Ron Paul in 1988.

 

[Lorento]

That's the joke.

Nah Mate, the real joke has been this election campaign.

 

[Cosmos]

Oh, and I just heard about Ted Cruz.

Lol, you'd think that someone capable of creating cryptograms so sophisticated that only one of them has been definitively cracked would know how to run an election.

 

[Skeletor]

Ted Cruz is like a one-man Hunan Centipede. No one liked him.