MASSIVE Erection Thread 2016 - Lizard has the advantage. Trump is spiraling towards defeat.

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All discussion of the candidates, updates and results should go here

For example- here's a video of Ted Cruz vying for world domination.

Also Hilary Clinton is a crook and nobody should have sex with her.

Discuss

(Note- The title will change as we get nearer the election, previous titles will be archived in the OP)

 

[AnOminous]

Possibly. But he hates Democrats even more.

(I was talking about Jeb's endorsement, though, for the record)

Jeb actually just joined Cruz's campaign team.

Oops, misread that. It's actually Neil Bush, unconvicted felon.

 

[The Giver]

Frankly if Cruz is the best the GOP can do then they may as well hang up their spurs and go home. Hillary is going to take a chainsaw to whoever ends up opposing her and its going to be very bloody.

A lot of people also hate Hilary.

Though I agree she'd slaughter Cruz

 

[Dudeofteenage]

Jeb actually just joined Cruz's campaign team.

Oops, misread that. It's actually Neil Bush, unconvicted felon.

Yeah, I mentioned that like an hour ago

 

[Skeletor]

Hillary vs. Cruz is insane. It's a matchup of the two most unlikeable scuzzy politicos that absolutely no one asked for. How did we get to this point?

 

[Donald And The Immigrants]

Hillary vs. Trump is insane. It's a matchup of the one of the most unlikeable scuzzy politicos and Trump that we asked for. How did we get to this point?

ftfy

 

[nad7155]

GO TRUMP!

 

[JU 199]

As we stand

 

[JU 199]

lol little marco loses again

 

[Sam Sung]

"When you are white, you don’t know what it’s like to be living in a ghetto, you don’t know what it’s like to be poor, you don’t know what it’s like to be hassled when you are walking down a street or dragged out of a car," -- Bernie at the last debate.

Keep in mind that I labelled that quote as autistic.

 

[JU 199]

Shit kasick is close to trump

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With 7% reporting trump is pulling away from kasick

With less than 1% Trump leads Mississippi

lol marco rubio is a loser

 

[The Giver]

Shit kasick is close to trump

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With 7% reporting trump is pulling away from kasick

With less than 1% Trump leads Mississippi

lol marco rubio is a loser

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If Lil' Marco isn't careful he is gonna reach JEB! levels of cucked

 

[JU 199]

NBC has called Michigan for trump.

 

[Falcon Lord]

Sanders has an early lead in Michigan, but Detroit isn't reporting in yet, so it's probably a mirage.

 

[JU 199]

Sanders has an early lead in Michigan, but Detroit isn't reporting in yet, so it's probably a mirage.

Detroit will hand Hillary her victory.

The Donald is currently enjoying comfortable leads in both states. He's so close to the 50% margin in Mississippi that if he ends up over it he may be awarded all the delegates from that state.

Idaho is up next. chatter say cruz could do well there.

 

[Falcon Lord]

If Lil' Marco isn't careful he is gonna reach JEB! levels of cucked

This is the way the Rubio campaign ends, this is the way the Rubio campaign ends, this is the way the Rubio campaign ends, not with a bang but a whimper.

 

[Super Collie]

http://fusion.net/story/277800/ted-cruz-my-little-pony/

Ted Cruz isn't a brony, he's just trying to get into what his children are into in a topical manner so he has something he can bond with them over. It just so happens that his likely passing knowledge of the cartoon can make for "awwww" moments with the kids of potential voters.

 

[JU 199]

Holy shit sanders is surging in Michigan

I was wrong. According to data sanders is doing much better with the African american community then expected.

 

[APerson]

In other news: Kasich's fucked. Bernie's doing surprisingly well in Detroit county (53-45 Clinton leading)

 

[JU 199]

 

[DZ 305]

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Somebody send these to Rubio!