💀 Horrorcow Masaokis - Cooking with Hoarders

Kane Lives · 20 Sty 2021

Bless, Masao is genuinely one of the few harmless cow I had the pleasure of knowing.

H&R Block · 20 Sty 2021

It’s happening! Does this bode well for the new administration or is it a foul omen? Either way I’m so excited.

Ellesse_warrior · 22 Sty 2021

Did anyone catch his copyright disclaimer at the beginning has a whole section about Sambucha?

He starts cooking at 8 mins. Before that he goes for a walk and reads the newspaper.
He's making his cake in a pot.
14 minutes in he's explaining how gender reassignment surgery is done and how it could be done better. :story:

He's cooking the cake on the stove
25 minutes making icing and talking about how whether or not someone is dead depends on your timezone
27 minutes. Cake is burning so he mixes it
28 mins explains space and time using a jar of salsa
29 mins his cake is burning and the kitchen fills with smoke. He turns on the fan and a spiderweb falls on him.
36.50 Plates up his cake on the floor. Burns his floor
39.40 Pot into the bath
40:18 the finished cake

JeNeComprendsPas420 · 25 Sty 2021

New Masaokis! The god is back

Ellesse_warrior · 25 Sty 2021

JeNeComprendsPas420 · 25 Sty 2021

Ellesse_warrior powiedział(a):
Trying to repair the sofa-eKqTxDBUUQo.mp4

Thanks, I am a noob with this archiving shit

Ellesse_warrior · 26 Sty 2021

The instructions on noodles are bullshit, Masao shows the correct way to make noodles!

Beluga · 26 Sty 2021

God I missed this bastard so much I'm glad he's back

Postal Pippa · 26 Sty 2021

So, thanks to Metokur's Lonely Fucks Christmas, I found out about Masaokis and was just in awe, shock and horror. I was shocked to see hes still alive and let alone still making videos, theres something almost endearing about it. I will completely agree though, thats a solid way to eat ramen.

JeNeComprendsPas420 · 5 Lut 2021

I'm not archiving it, this is from his Youtube but Masao uploaded some vintage footage.

Constellationzero · 5 Lut 2021

Ellesse_warrior powiedział(a):
The instructions on noodles are bullshit, Masao shows the correct way to make noodles!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ljJcQCYPh2g

How to properly eat noodles-ljJcQCYPh2g.mp4

Masao truly is the Kathy Mitchell of ramen. I had no idea I was doing it all WRONG!
I didn't realize I needed a scissors to open them or that I needed to bust them up like a bag of zoo zoos in the county lockup dayroom. And I definitely didn't realize I needed not one, but TWO! TWO! frozen pizza cardboard backings (replete with leavins').

And I definitely didn't realize I needed Mr. Noodles. But I use Maruchan. My grocery store doesn't carry Mr. Noodles...

Seriously though I LOVE Masao and I confess to bingewatching him. Love his humor and personality.

Ellesse_warrior · 6 Lut 2021

Maybe this is why he doesn't cook noodles anymore.

Ciscoipphone · 6 Lut 2021

Why does Ottawa have such a high concentration of lolcows, is there something in the maple syrup?

GentlemanFaggot · 6 Lut 2021

Ciscoipphone powiedział(a):
Why does Ottawa have such a high concentration of lolcows, is there something in the maple syrup?

He's in Quebec, which is par for the course.

Lame Entropy · 6 Lut 2021

I'm impressed by his ability to be horrifying and lovable simultaneously. I hope he can keep his other place clean.

JeNeComprendsPas420 · 9 Lut 2021

We are being blessed with semi-regular uploads, I love it.

Ellesse_warrior · 9 Lut 2021

Cubans are communist because snowmen don't exist there. :story:

Ellesse_warrior · 12 Lut 2021

Sorry for double post. Masao uploaded two vintage photos. One from when he was in Italy and couldn't sleep because his neighbours were all watching the world cup in the street.