Marry fuck kill 5/22/24

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The contestants today are

• Random man
• Random woman
• Random child

(Yes, this is a trap)

 

[Billy the Shrunken Head]

What race is the child?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

marry a man
fuck a woman
kill a child

 

[Peter Simpson]

How old is the child? And what state does this scenario take place?

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

I choose kill.

 

[Swine Schwein]

I would marry the woman, and then fuck&kill myself just to confuse that poor widow

 

[Sean Shemmy]

Can I choose to kill all of them?

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Is the child a boy or girl? We need to know if it's worth eating a pedo bullet to dodge an unstr8 bullet.

On second thought, I'll just eat a bullet.

 

[gagabobo1997]

kill all 3

 

[parsnip]

Here's my issue..the kid is obviously in a bad situation if they've found themselves as one of the victims in this game. Can I marry the kid just on paper and then just raise it like one of my own?

I don't care about the other two..I'll fuck and/or kill whoever to make sure a kid is ok.

 

[SentinentCloud]

i marry null (his cock doest work so im safe)
i bang his mom
i kill the result of the union (child born under dark circustances, nothing good cannot come out it)

 

[Laburnum]

Ah, a classic parable. The moral of the story is that killing a child is morally preferable to being a pedo.

 

[Drip Torch]

Ancient cultures had the right idea. Think about how they did it.

 

[OrionBalls]

Marry the woman.
Fuck the child.
Kill the man.

 

[gorgoroth7134]

I'd rather kill myself than fuck, marry, or kill anyone right now.