Manlet microaggression thread

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Dyn

Dyn

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19 Paź 2019
Post small, day-to-day methods that you like for keeping manlets in their place.

One that I like is when you see a manlet at the supermarket, ask him to reach something on the bottom shelf for you.
 
I prefer subtler methods such as jumping over them back and forth while cackling in a really annoying way
 
I delight in reminding my manlet bestie that he is eating human size portions, and that's why he can't get rid of his belly fat.
 
"Did you know that a pony is just a horse that's too short to be called a horse? Fun fact!"
"It's actually really hard to be tall, you wouldn't even like it, I wish I was shorter haha"
"Sorry I just wouldn't feel safe with you in case of an emergency like a home invasion I need a man who can't be punted out the window by an intruder"
"Do you want to arm wrestle?"
 
I like making up a really serious, personal problem like a crippling drug addiction or an unplanned pregnancy from being cheated on, and asking them their advice, maybe even with some fake tears welling up if you can manage it, and then after they get about two sentences in you cut them off and say "No, no, not like that, do it as an oompa loompa song".
 
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