Makeup Haul & Book Recommendations |12.2.20 - VlogLynnVidmas Day 2

[Pippeyy]

If Amber is trying to bore us to death, more so than usual, she is finally succeeding at something.

 

[dfranki723]

You know, I cannot stand Becky (granted she's an angel in comparison to ALR) but I am glad Twinkie and the cats at least have her. Her being sweet with the animals is the only sincere thing I witness in Hamber's shitty videos.

Oof, buying expensive make-up she's not ''ACCUSTOOMED'' to. Why the fuck are you spending so much money on make-up that you can't apply properly? Why can't she spend that money on a single decent pair of earrings, at least she can't fuck up wearing earrings.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Big Al sure does read a lot of straight romance fiction for someone who doesn't like dudes.

 

[kebab4you]

Is the fat pushing on the eyes of the thumb? How did she miss that giant 19

 

[Tea Sipper]

I can't help but wonder why she didn't like the Pillowthoughts poetry book all that much, when she ate up Trisha's shit 'poetry' book like it was Allen Ginsberg.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

You can really tell how green and sickly Amber's skin looks next to Becky. Imagine the fat blob Becky next to you who has gained at least 100 lbs this year being a pillar of health compared to you.

 

[Gregor Samsa]

"The vegeterian, I didn't like that". Yeah no shit Hambo we know how that phase ended. Now show us them pregnant ankles!

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

So did fatty fall asleep in her clothes (don't believe she was massaging Butler's stumps all night whatever she says) or did she just film this intro an hour or so after her last thrilling instalment?

Gorl looks terrible... I'm struggling to think of a time she's looked worse

That meal looks gross...is it just me who thinks it looks like kids rubber play food?
Manky eggs that look like somebody has flicked ash all over

You know, I cannot stand Becky (granted she's an angel in comparison to ALR) but I am glad Twinkie and the cats at least have her. Her being sweet with the animals is the only sincere thing I witness in Hamber's shitty videos.

Oof, buying expensive make-up she's not ''ACCUSTOOMED'' to. Why the fuck are you spending so much money on make-up that you can't apply properly? Why can't she spend that money on a single decent pair of earrings, at least she can't fuck up wearing earrings.

I don't understand this either...I know many say make-up is for them not others, but 1)not sure if I fully believe that and 2)where the fuck does she go to need it? She's more than happy to sit looking like a dumpster fire in front of hundreds of thousands of viewers

I mean I sit here saying 'ffs get some pride' while probably looking like a hobo but you bet your ass if I was planning to broadcast myself to the world I'd at least invest in a damn lint roller

As far as the earrings go, they enrage me more than they should and same rules apply...who the FUCK sees them?!?
Drawers full of cheap, tatty crap made no doubt for pennies (and here was me thinking LiberalLynn would care about shit like that after her politics sperg )...just such a waste of money!
A couple of classic pairs that go with anything is all you need really

She's definitely just a case of poor trash who has come into a bit of money with no taste to back it up...
Reminds me of this dude



Mikey Carroll, a binman from the UK who won the lottery...'twas insane what he spunked his new-found wealth on...he became quite infamous for a while...like Albert, what happens when a no-class individual gets their hands on some greenbacks



Finally, I call absolute total bullshit she's read these books...I read, I'm careful with my books, and you don't read a paperback without the spine creasing however careful you are

I'm not inclined to listen to the dirge again, did I catch it right that she's keeping the Pillow Talk series although she didn't like them?
What in living fuck is all that about???

 

[Covfefe]

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So did fatty fall asleep in her clothes (don't believe she was massaging Butler's stumps all night whatever she says) or did she just film this intro an hour or so after her last thrilling instalment?

Gorl looks terrible... I'm struggling to think of a time she's looked worse

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That meal looks gross...is it just me who thinks it looks like kids rubber play food?
Manky eggs that look like somebody has flicked ash all over



I don't understand this either...I know many say make-up is for them not others, but 1)not sure if I fully believe that and 2)where the fuck does she go to need it? She's more than happy to sit looking like a dumpster fire in front of hundreds of thousands of viewers

I mean I sit here saying 'ffs get some pride' while probably looking like a hobo but you bet your ass if I was planning to broadcast myself to the world I'd at least invest in a damn lint roller

As far as the earrings go, they enrage me more than they should and same rules apply...who the FUCK sees them?!?
Drawers full of cheap, tatty crap made no doubt for pennies (and here was me thinking LiberalLynn would care about shit like that after her politics sperg )...just such a waste of money!
A couple of classic pairs that go with anything is all you need really

She's definitely just a case of poor trash who has come into a bit of money with no taste to back it up...
Reminds me of this dude

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Mikey Carroll, a binman from the UK who won the lottery...'twas insane what he spunked his new-found wealth on...he became quite infamous for a while...like Albert, what happens when a no-class individual gets their hands on some greenbacks

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Finally, I call absolute total bullshit she's read these books...I read, I'm careful with my books, and you don't read a paperback without the spine creasing however careful you are

I'm not inclined to listen to the dirge again, did I catch it right that she's keeping the Pillow Talk series although she didn't like them?
What in living fuck is all that about???

Her hoarding seems like it is hitting critical levels. I can't figure out why she does this beyond it being an extension of her mindless obsession with consumption. Piling up unread books like a crazy person isn't a good look no matter how you slice it and homegorl is wasting tons of money doing it. But when you are bankrolled by degenerate feeders I suppose no pointless expense is too great.

 

[ADHD]

Hey guys, did you know Amber has the iPhone 12 Pro Max?!?! I didn't know that, she told us yesterday, but that's so long ago, we couldn't possibly be expected to remember it. That's the iPhone 12 Pro Max, she's not #sponsored, she just wants to make sure all you broke bitches know she has the iPhone 12 Pro Max.

So she's (allegedly) read The Woman in the Window and the Casteel series by VC Andrews, has she? So have I. Perhaps so have some of you. Notice how she says nothing at all about the books she's "read" that actually indicates she read them? An elementary school child could do better book reviews.

Finally, I call absolute total bullshit she's read these books...I read, I'm careful with my books, and you don't read a paperback without the spine creasing however careful you are

Eh, maybe it has something to do with how the books are held. I hardly ever end up with creases in the spine of books I read. The most telling sign that she hasn't read them is that she can't say anything substantial about the content of any of them.

 

[marjoram]

Hey guys, did you know Amber has the iPhone 12 Pro Max?!?! I didn't know that, she told us yesterday, but that's so long ago, we couldn't possibly be expected to remember it. That's the iPhone 12 Pro Max, she's not #sponsored, she just wants to make sure all you broke bitches know she has the iPhone 12 Pro Max.

So she's (allegedly) read The Woman in the Window and the Casteel series by VC Andrews, has she? So have I. Perhaps so have some of you. Notice how she says nothing at all about the books she's "read" that actually indicates she read them? An elementary school child could do better book reviews.

Eh, maybe it has something to do with how the books are held. I hardly ever end up with creases in the spine of books I read. The most telling sign that she hasn't read them is that she can't say anything substantial about the content of any of them.

V.C. Andrews and Koontz are above Al's reading level, they're not YA. No way she's read them. Though it would be hilarious if she tried--every 2 minutes, "Bayyyybeee, what does _(word)_mean?" To which the Thumb replies "It's an old timey word for margarine".

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

Hey guys, did you know Amber has the iPhone 12 Pro Max?!?! I didn't know that, she told us yesterday, but that's so long ago, we couldn't possibly be expected to remember it. That's the iPhone 12 Pro Max, she's not #sponsored, she just wants to make sure all you broke bitches know she has the iPhone 12 Pro Max.

So she's (allegedly) read The Woman in the Window and the Casteel series by VC Andrews, has she? So have I. Perhaps so have some of you. Notice how she says nothing at all about the books she's "read" that actually indicates she read them? An elementary school child could do better book reviews.

Eh, maybe it has something to do with how the books are held. I hardly ever end up with creases in the spine of books I read. The most telling sign that she hasn't read them is that she can't say anything substantial about the content of any of them.

Ok maybe I'm not as careful as I thought then

But yea, still say coupled with the suspiciously fresh-looking spines (you're not telling me Beetus Paws have mauled all those without damaging them, hell she managed to break that pumpkin within minutes of pawing at it) and the fact she says nothing about them beyond '5 stars, recommend' she ain't reading shit

Hell, I read the Flowers in the Attic series and the Casteel series back when I was 15 or so (embarrassingly I thought Heaven Leigh would be a good name for a girl if I ever had one) and I could probably still give a fairly accurate synopsis even now without re-reading them

Sad that EducationLynn sits here as a thirty year old, stuck on YA books and still utterly fails to describe them

Albert, I hereby challenge you to read one of my favourite books, Wuthering Heights (yea, all of it) and give us a nice review - if she could even handle the Yorkshire dialect I'd be amazed

Next step War and Peace?

Yea, I know, I know...

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Finally, I call absolute total bullshit she's read these books...I read, I'm careful with my books, and you don't read a paperback without the spine creasing however careful you are

Amber's view of life is to plan to do something, on everything. She planned on using each and every one of her half a dozen daily agendas, those multitudes of journals, and of course all those books. The important word is "planning". Will she read those books? Of course not. She only planned to read them, not actually reading them.

 

[krazy orange cat]

Yet another "vlog" where it really shows that Amber acts like she's a cute, fun teen because accepting that she's a quarter ton cunt who is about to enter her golden years at 30 is too much for her brain to process.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Hey guys, did you know Amber has the iPhone 12 Pro Max?!?! I didn't know that, she told us yesterday, but that's so long ago, we couldn't possibly be expected to remember it. That's the iPhone 12 Pro Max, she's not #sponsored, she just wants to make sure all you broke bitches know she has the iPhone 12 Pro Max.

Yeah, most people I know would have said "I got a new iPhone", or "I got the new iPhone 12". Only people who want to brag on how much money they got would emphasize the "Pro Max". Funny enough, most people with a lot of money would not even mention it. Amber is really a chav sans the Burberry scarf.

 

[Sparkle Friendo]

Yeah, most people I know would have said "I got a new iPhone", or "I got the new iPhone 12". Only people who want to brag on how much money they got would emphasize the "Pro Max". Funny enough, most people with a lot of money would not even mention it. Amber is really a chav sans the Burberry scarf.

At least a chav has an entertaining personality... Hambo here is as interesting as untoasted plain white bread

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

As far as the earrings go, they enrage me more than they should and same rules apply...who the FUCK sees them?!?
Drawers full of cheap, tatty crap made no doubt for pennies (and here was me thinking LiberalLynn would care about shit like that after her politics sperg )...just such a waste of money!

No one can see them when they're looking her straight on in the face, that's for sure. F.A.T.

V.C. Andrews and Koontz are above Al's reading level, they're not YA. No way she's read them. Though it would be hilarious if she tried--every 2 minutes, "Bayyyybeee, what does _(word)_mean?" To which the Thumb replies "It's an old timey word for margarine".

I just imagined the hilarity of sticking a NYT crossword in front of her and this amuses me to no end.

Next step War and Peace?

Yea, I know, I know...

She wouldn't make it five pages before bailing.

Yet another "vlog" where it really shows that Amber acts like she's a cute, fun teen because accepting that she's a quarter ton cunt who is about to enter her golden years at 30 is too much for her brain to process.

Quarter Ton Cunt - sounds like the automotive folks need to get on to this. "The perfect vehicle for hauling your fat ass around town, with plently of room to store the next round of shit you're buying to horde up your abode. Complete with 5X large seat belt, fold out steps at each door rated up to one ton bearing weight, and scooter attachment and optional ramp on the rear. Buy yours today!"

Yeah, most people I know would have said "I got a new iPhone", or "I got the new iPhone 12". Only people who want to brag on how much money they got would emphasize the "Pro Max". Funny enough, most people with a lot of money would not even mention it. Amber is really a chav sans the Burberry scarf.

Nouveau riche morons.

 

[ADHD]

Yeah, most people I know would have said "I got a new iPhone", or "I got the new iPhone 12". Only people who want to brag on how much money they got would emphasize the "Pro Max". Funny enough, most people with a lot of money would not even mention it. Amber is really a chav sans the Burberry scarf.

It's like, sure, congratulations Amber, you spent a ton of money on a phone with a camera you can't bother to figure out how to work properly and now your videos look worse than if you had kept your old phone. Truly she is a champ, spending gobs of money to own the haydurs.

 

[alpro whore]

i second and third everyone else who has said that there's no way hamber has read those books - especially with her 'dainty' hooves somehow managing to not crack any spines. if you're very careful, you can avoid spine cracks, but hamber is not careful about anything as we know. i wouldn't be suprised if next week she flashed a copy of ulysses and said it was '5 stor' even though her comprehension is literally that of a toddlers.

i can't handle the exposure on these vlogmas videos. does she watch that and think it's fine? or maybe to our surprise, she's on her way to the gates of heaven?

i've also never understood her obsession with 'torkey bacun'. the caloric difference between that and normal bacon is not that big, especially when you're shovelling down multiple postmate orders behind the scenes.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She claims to have read all those books since mid-September. The only way she could do that is if she was a speed reader with almost instant comprehension. That is most definitely not the case. It would also cut into her social media time - not going to happen.

I'm prepared to accept she may have started most of those books, gotten 4-5 pages in, couldn't grasp the initial plot or character development & bailed.