Magic The Gathering

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My dumbass is finally home from work so I can post the Lorowyn Slop spoilers.

They've stuck to their guns about no humans so far, frankly they're beating my expectations.

 

[Lancers]

Nothing you can imagine is worse than reality.

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The fuck is this real?

 

[Barry Convex]

The fuck is this real?

I regret to inform you that it is very real (a). It fucking blows seeing them print this garbage, I'd maybe give them some slack if some of those profits were used to make some more Universes Within sets.

 

[Rich Evans Ayypologist]

I don't particularly care about the secret lair skins - whatever, that's sortof the established point. It's no more retarded than Princess Bride.

However, next-year's lineup... I'm skipping 90% of sets? Based wizards, really looking out for the consumer.

 

[Noebel]

Why is Ashling blue now? Her skin(if she has skin) was definetly black back then.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I'm out, gonna drop by my closest LGS with my whole collection and take whatever they offer, fuck this shit

YuGiOh’s got a shiny new format people are having fun with.

 

[Maratus volans]

Why is Ashling blue now? Her skin(if she has skin) was definetly black back then.

I'm assuming they're dumping the cinders for a few reasons:

1) They won't do dark fantasy anymore and the cinders were legitimately pretty dark;
2) They probably want elementals to be mainly UR for Limited purposes;
3) Some woman/tranny thought they were being super clever when they decided to make the flamekin turn into icekin when the world flipped to the Diet Shadowmoor side.

The bigger thing: are they replacing Shaman with Sorcerer now? Fucking lame.

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

Decided to try and join a commander legaue in an LGS and then i read the rules and they had the most limiting and boring rules. Here are some examples:
>No extra turns of any kind
>No land Destruction of any kind
>No infinite loops of any kind
>No Locking out other people
>No taking control of other people turns
>No mill


This is my first time that i know that edh leagues are a thing and i wanted to try it out but i was met with bullshit restrictions. Mind you their bracket for entry is Bracket 4, so it isnt a casual setting where someone with a precon can just go. Is this a trend with edh leagues or is the LGS being retarded?

Late reply. I hate overbearing rules etc, but having one guy playing competitive turn one wins can be pretty gay. Then again, it really isn't common enough to have stifling rulesets like this.

 

[Trogspawn]

I regret to inform you that it is very real (a). It fucking blows seeing them print this garbage, I'd maybe give them some slack if some of those profits were used to make some more Universes Within sets.

They can make as many Universes Within sets as they want. It won't change the fact that it's a band-aid on the gunshot wound that is Universes Beyond.

 

[Noebel]

they're dumping the cinders for a few reasons

No, I mean her skin. She was obsidian-black even in the day form. And now she's blue. Just compare new one with the old

She also had noodle arms and bulkier forearms, which was much more prominent in other anthropomorfic elementals. Now she has normal arms with sharp elbows, which she did not had. A year ago in modern horizons 3 she looked normal. And now her freaking arms are blue.
Call the Pickle Man. FOLLOW ME IN BOYCOTTING Lorwyn Eclipsed, UNTIL WotC WISES UP, RECALLS EVERYTHING AND CHANGES Her ARM COLOUR BACK, NOW!!!

 

[00R-Gundam]

I don't particularly care about the secret lair skins - whatever, that's sortof the established point. It's no more retarded than Princess Bride.

However, next-year's lineup... I'm skipping 90% of sets? Based wizards, really looking out for the consumer.

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Thats wild. More than hakf the sets are UB shit. They really have embraced the fortnite meme. But honestly it doesnt matter because niggercattle will be on the pre release same nigger cattle that will complain why does Wotc keeps doing UB. On the plus side this means i get to shift money into Gundam Tcg.

 

[Very Professional]

I'm assuming they're dumping the cinders for a few reasons:

1) They won't do dark fantasy anymore and the cinders were legitimately pretty dark;
2) They probably want elementals to be mainly UR for Limited purposes;
3) Some woman/tranny thought they were being super clever when they decided to make the flamekin turn into icekin when the world flipped to the Diet Shadowmoor side.

The bigger thing: are they replacing Shaman with Sorcerer now? Fucking lame.

Yeah, they've mostly stopped doing dark fantasy and shaman's getting soft-retired for offensive (?) cultural connotations. They haven't outright stated it but you can see the shift in sets like Dragonstorm inexplicably making the Sultai into druids.

She was obsidian-black even in the day form. And now she's blue.

The redesign sucks. I miss when this game was cool.

Thats wild. More than hakf the sets are UB shit.

It's fucking dire. I'm hoping it fails miserably.

 

[Logistical Nightmare]

I’m so fucking tired boss, a PlayStationXMagic secret lair has been announced

 

[Coon Cheese]

I’m so fucking tired boss, a PlayStationXMagic secret lair has been announced

Finally! we get an official tranny card!

 

[Oddjob OTP]

Probably reading too much into incompetence, but it's pretty funny that even MtG: Arena's Steam presence is ignoring the Spiderman set

And yeah I know they don't have the rights for digital, but something.

 

[anti SJW]

I didn't see Jaws Magic Cards coming at all.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Thats wild. More than hakf the sets are UB shit. They really have embraced the fortnite meme. But honestly it doesnt matter because niggercattle will be on the pre release same nigger cattle that will complain why does Wotc keeps doing UB. On the plus side this means i get to shift money into Gundam Tcg.

Honestly the Ultimate Showdown of Destiny should happen if they got the balls to do it.

 

[Creampie By Fatwa]

I ain't gonna lie, I'm all in on the Iron Maiden cards.

 

[Retink Retunk]

I don't particularly care about the secret lair skins - whatever, that's sortof the established point. It's no more retarded than Princess Bride.

However, next-year's lineup... I'm skipping 90% of sets? Based wizards, really looking out for the consumer.

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What's the set after Lorwyn? Also, why would they ever want to return to Strixhaven as opposed to other sets, it's an incredibly limited and shit concept.

Why is Ashling blue now? Her skin(if she has skin) was definetly black back then.
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Because the retards who think magic colors are skin colors as opposed to ideologies took over the company and are now spreading their mouth breathing views?

3) Some woman/tranny thought they were being super clever when they decided to make the flamekin turn into icekin when the world flipped to the Diet Shadowmoor side.

But we've seen the dark side of Ashling.

Oh right, retards who think everything has to be done in a literal and obvious way such as skin color == card colour.

 

[ChickenFriedFan]

I didn't see Jaws Magic Cards coming at all.

nobody ever sees Jaws coming that’s the point.