✨ Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

[Hubelublub]

Lourdes Leon Embraces Sheer Maximalism in See-through Lace Bodysuit at Saint Laurent’s Fall 2025 Men’s Paris Fashion Week Show

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What the fuck is wrong with her big toe?

 

[al-Batross]

What the fuck is wrong with her big toe?
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Too many years of dancing and high heels. Don't look up ballerina toes if you value your eyeballs!

 

[huesofmercury]

 

[I was a Teenage “JA”-man]

I’m old enough to remember when she was referenced on animaniacs when I was 10 and my dad was cracking up, she just doesn’t want to admit she’s one foot in the coffin.

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Why am I not shocked she was always a diva, one of “the beautiful people“ and the stereotypical “everyone below me is a peasant type”

 

[Filipenisfan420]

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I guess even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

 

[Barbarella]

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Based Madonna.

But then she had an ugly daughter who, while not fat, is pretty horrible to look at. Karma?

 

[huesofmercury]

 

[GloryHole Stalker]

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No shit Sherlock. I don't know what the just of the article is, but plastic surgery, done tastefully, and preferably minimally, is fine. Madonna, however, looks like an abomination against nature.

 

[huesofmercury]

 

[$3_Bill_Yall]

In the 1990s, she was rumoured to play a villain during the Schumacher-era of Batman.
I'm glad she didn't because she looks, sounds, and moves like one of the greatest Batman villainess' that ever was.
Cast her before it's too late.

 

[Tiresome]

In the 1990s, she was rumoured to play a villain during the Schumacher-era of Batman.
I'm glad she didn't because she looks, sounds, and moves like one of the greatest Batman villainess' that ever was.
Cast her before it's too late.

I mean, she was already a Dick Tracy villain, except now she just looks like a male one.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I mean, she was already a Dick Tracy villain, except now she just looks like a male one.

What's her villain name? Plastic Lady or Hag Hands or maybe Melty Face?

 

[I was a Teenage “JA”-man]

In the 1990s, she was rumoured to play a villain during the Schumacher-era of Batman.
I'm glad she didn't because she looks, sounds, and moves like one of the greatest Batman villainess' that ever was.
Cast her before it's too late.

Honestly you could make a villan inspired by her where she cant cope with age and leeches youth from teen girls

 

[Tiresome]

What's her villain name? Plastic Lady or Hag Hands or maybe Melty Face?

 

[I was a Teenage “JA”-man]

What's her villain name? Plastic Lady or Hag Hands or maybe Melty Face?

Madonnaquinn or for a more subtle name Madaquin

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Kinda based, tbh.

What's her villain name? Plastic Lady or Hag Hands or maybe Melty Face?

Madonna Bogdanova.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Lourdes Leon Embraces Sheer Maximalism in See-through Lace Bodysuit at Saint Laurent’s Fall 2025 Men’s Paris Fashion Week Show

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Every pic she looks like she's trying to hold back a massive diarrhea shit

 

[Tombigbee]

Sometime I would be curious to pick Silvio Ciccone’s brain. Was he hoping the balloons would smother him?

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Ellen Degenerous and Alfred E Newman in a transporter accident

 

[Sabrina]

What's her villain name? Plastic Lady or Hag Hands or maybe Melty Face?

Breathless Mahoney.

That was a trip down memory lane