💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Rudolf's Friend]

ISlowSped seems to have a racist incident in literally every foreign country he visits. His whole schtick is acting like the biggest, blackest retard on the planet then acting shocked when a non-white person tells him to kill himself.

Sounds like Johnny Somali. It’s funny because the first viral clip of ishowspeed is him yelling out “Niggers need to die”.

 

[filthypenguin]

filters cannot be changed by robots. rebuilding roll assemblies cannot be done by robots. fixing a pinion rack and gear cannot be done without humans. fixing the stencil wheel, driving the shaft out and driving anew shaft in cannot be done without humans.
Especially with companies that DONT want to have parts on the shelf.
My company (not pictured) doesn't want to keep fucking motors on the shelf. What happen? motor BLOWS THE FUCK UP. and we're down for 1.5 days taking the motor out, down for 1.5 days trying to figure out how to bypass it. down for 1 day getting in touch with BigBoyfriendDaddy company and they tell us "oh yeah, we'll help when you cut a PO" and they say 'yeah there's a bit at the beginning of the code that has to be bypassed.

Seriously, do anything with your hands. Do cashiering (i know that a long shot, but customer service is going to go a long way in the next few years.). Do yard work. do "picking up the drive train that fell out of the the truck in the middle of the bridge" tow truck work. Do forklift, holy shit do forklift you'll get into the door for so many more places. do what every this fucking guy does to load box cars between transfer trucks and raillines.

Every one of those jobs could be done by a robot, it just doesn't make sense to because humans are cheaper today.

 

[No-Eyed Square Guy]

Who fixes a flat tire? Who fixes a broken pipe? Who fixes a building that caught fire? Who fixes the mess when a stupid fucking coworker stacks shit too high and the metal tilts over, breaks the pallets they were on, punches through a wall, and has 26,000 pounds at a 45 degree angle?

You lack vision.

Nothing will get fixed anymore.

Okay, not exactly nothing. Everything that restricts and does harm to normal people (e.g., "datacenters") will be maintained. The trappings of civilization (i.e., civilization) will not.

To fix the broken pipe, the water is turned off. Then it never comes on again.

To fix the flat tire, the truck is abandoned. Scavengers take parts until one day nobody has a truck to put parts in anymore. People see what remains of our former vehicles and wonder what they were.

See: Africa.

 

[Dadude]

We want kiwi sauce Jawssh

Billy’s got good taste to be saucing up Publix wings.

On a side note, the smell of Publix fried chicken on the wind is something of beauty. If you know you know.

 

[4090 Chad]

Stolen from Twitter. Save for the next Will Stancil segment.

 

[Oxyjen]

Stolen from Twitter. Save for the next Will Stancil segment.

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It’s good but you’re smoking crack if you think Null will appreciate a Seinfeld reference.

That being said I would like to hear more memes being explained and described (for the audio only audience) on MATI, I think it would be funny and light content.

 

[gampboonerisms]

You lack vision.

Nothing will get fixed anymore.

Okay, not exactly nothing. Everything that restricts and does harm to normal people (e.g., "datacenters") will be maintained. The trappings of civilization (i.e., civilization) will not.

To fix the broken pipe, the water is turned off. Then it never comes on again.

To fix the flat tire, the truck is abandoned. Scavengers take parts until one day nobody has a truck to put parts in anymore. People see what remains of our former vehicles and wonder what they were.

See: Africa.

Now that's what I call GETTING IT HOPE!