💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Claviclur is not concerned with staining his balls yellow or knows that pee goes into the balls and not on them. He is 100% addicted to surgery and is badly jonesing for a himplant.
I've already scheduled my appointment with the sketchy Uzbekistani doctors in Washington DC to turn my wiener into a wienest.
 
Old pokemon card talk for some reason reminded me I had the mecha mewtwo card back in the day made to promote the very clearly slapped together live musical. The card was ridiculously massive and completely unusable in the actual card game. It was barely even the same type of card. I really need to find where this and my old ancient mew cards are wherever the are because the fucking prices online are retarded and they have sentimental value. I also remember the early marill cards that called it pikablu and I have no clue where those are either.

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Photo's from an ebay listing that wants 128 dollars for it lmao
 
I don't think Ralph's shit is a mystery, he's somebody whose life has melted through his fingers just like his brain, and he has nobody to blame but himself for it, and that's utterly intolerable to an egotist. He constantly has to try and boost himself up in completely meaningless ways, and whatever way he can try and get a step up, he has to be better than somebody. His brain is gone, he doesn't have complexity, he's sniffing frantically for the smelliest trough of the moment. He's a worthless goop pile solely driven by spite and the moment he can't ragepig over somebody and has to turn his attention inward he'll finally finish decomposing into a wet pile of mud, and you can't even say good riddance because anything he used to be died a long time ago.
 
The Thorps primarily hang around in New Jersey, where it is somehow legal to fuck your daughter, as long as she is an adult. The charge Ben had was for domestic assault for kicking grace on live scream, not an incest charge. She is currently claiming to be a lesbian, although she still seems to be in relationship with Ben and it mostly seems to be a thing she's doing to ty and keep some distance from the crew of insane simps she has cultivated.
 
Well at least cec had these.
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Do you think Jasper was a confederate? (I don't know much about cec lore)
Charles Entertainment Cheese and his crew are proud Kansas City boys, and as such I'm sure that they know that the real Missouri General Assembly (as opposed to the fake one appointed by the Federals) voted to join the CSA on October 28th, 1861. I'm sure they support the proper side in the War of Northern Aggression. Lincoln probably sent some of our ancestors to the concentration camp together, if you wanna know the truth about it.

(Yes the federal government really did forcibly depopulate rural Western Missouri and send everyone to concentration camps to try and stop Confederate guerillas)
 
Suffah libhicks, go smoke your fent and fix them potholes yourself, if you wanna know the truf bout it bish.
 
There are always niche bands who have a certain quality about them but lack the insight, or the ability, or the willingness to develop it. Eventually someone like David Bowie or Kurt Cobain will come along, who has the genius to steer that quality toward mass appeal while preserving its character and its integrity - the things that made the music good in the first place. I have a theory that, if you showed some of KingCobra's cooking videos to a food science-oriented chef Like Heston Blumenthal, they would recognise his genius and would use it as a jumping off point for some truly exquisite food.
 
It's really annoying how Internet drama has now just turned into who can call the other guy a pedophile loudest.
 
Rate me late and gay but I got to the Clav segment where he talks about his small penis and Null said nobody really cared about penis size until recently (There's little historical record from women). I asked Claude about it and he made a really good point. "Across most surveys, women consistently rate emotional connection, kindness, humor, and general attractiveness/fitness as more important to satisfaction and partner choice than penis size specifically. Size anxiety itself appears to be disproportionately a male preoccupation — men tend to overestimate how much size matters to women, compared to what women actually report." I think Clav has spent so much time online in Incel spaces that when he is actually in a situation with the opposite sex that he can't comprehend how women aren't that interested in what he's packing and comes off as an unsocialized autist.
 
It's 100% true and it's why statues have small penises. Large penises were associated with beasts of burden. Penis envy is a recent byproduct of pornography and Jewish influence.
 
The "Orthopedic Underwear" connection with Tifa from Final Fantasy 7 is kind of a gag from the original game. There's a flashback scene narrated by Cloud about his return to their hometown, Nibelheim. While there, you can go into Tifa's room and search her wardrobe. Cloud will loot "Orthopedic Underwear" and Tifa, in the present, will fuss at him for it. Since Tifa has huge boobs she needs undergarments with extra support so her back doesn't hurt. It is kind of a big titty joke exclusive to the English version because of the way they translated the words 「ちょっと背のびパンツ」(chotto senobi pantsu).

In Japanese you blatantly find her panties, because Japan. But the words chotto senobi can mean a few things. The easiest way to translate it could be something like "slightly stretchy" but that word for stretching, senobi, also has a meaning of trying to seem bigger/older/more mature than you really are, so it could also be read as panties slightly more mature than someone her age should be wearing.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk about underwear in a thirty year old game. This was also basically cut out in the new games. If you try to go and loot Tifa's wardrobe in the remakes, everyone just calls you names.
 
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