💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Desktop User2]

That was the one from the corn starch video, no?

Yeah, it´s the same video. I will not judge it too harshly because I like cleriquot in the summer but this is the gayest drink ever.

Edit: wrong drink by accident. It´s very late

 

[Drama Fan]

Oh it was? You showed a picture of a different dude though.

The Kanye dude was making a different abomination. You found the exact Jungle Juice video shown right before

 

[AnOminous]

The Kanye dude was making a different abomination. You found the exact Jungle Juice video shown right before

Oh, sorry. Both are an abomination though. When you do it in multiple watermelons, though, the watermelon somehow seems to pick up the worst of the drink. The versions I saw involved drilling a hole in the watermelon and infusing it for a day or so.

 

[Desktop User2]

Oh, sorry. Both are an abomination though. When you do it in multiple watermelons, though, the watermelon somehow seems to pick up the worst of the drink. The versions I saw involved drilling a hole in the watermelon and infusing it for a day or so.

Is it just watermelon and grain alcohol?

 

[AnOminous]

Is it just watermelon and grain alcohol?

No, at some point they hack up the watermelon parts, put it in a bathtub, like one of those old cast iron ones with clawed feet, and then fill it with a bunch of other fruits, then a bunch of other liquors. The watermelon parts seemed to be most desired, though. It was a lot like the recipe here. No Hawaiian Punch or artificial shit, chopped pineapples, Bacardi 151, mangoes, lots of fruit.

 

[Desktop User2]

No, at some point they hack up the watermelon parts, put it in a bathtub, like one of those old cast iron ones with clawed feet, and then fill it with a bunch of other fruits, then a bunch of other liquors. The watermelon parts seemed to be most desired, though. It was a lot like the recipe here. No Hawaiian Punch or artificial shit, chopped pineapples, Bacardi 151, mangoes, lots of fruit.

Oh, it´s a punch then... the only similar thing I can stand is cleriquot. There is an amazing pool side drink with watermelon tho: Waterloo Collins. Champagne, Aperol, watermelon juice, lemon, syrup. It´s not IBA but it is great.

 

[Spergichu]

All this talk of the Tipsy Bartender yet no mention of his magnum opus. Behold, the Bathtub Jungle Juice.

"Some of you watchin' this goin': 'Eeuh, that tub's not clean!' You see how much liqour here? Does it matter?"

 

[Desktop User2]

All this talk of the Tipsy Bartender yet no mention of his magnum opus. Behold, the Bathtub Jungle Juice.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HTM8Y2OAzCI"Some of you watchin' this goin': 'Eeuh, that tub's not clean!' You see how much liqour here? Does it matter?"

LMAO cant you buy food grade grain alcohol in California above 60%?

 

[Grumpy_Mushroom]

@Null I did the math on the Jungle Juice people pleaser from the corn starch video (with some approximations on volumes near the end, I'm not sure if he used the entire can of pineapple juice, his Malibu was already opened, and I'm not sure if he finished the bottles of ). My final tally was 2.5875L of alcohol in 17.36 L of total liquid- something just shy of 15% ABV. So like a heavier ABV wine. The dangerous amounts of sugar in there are going to hide the alcohol flavor largely, so yeah, probably a great getting absolutely hammered drink for the young and stupid with functioning livers to process all that alcohol and sugar.
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With the amount of sugar in this I imagine it would dehydrate the fuck out of people drinking the stuff this guy makes, puking is almost a guarantee with enough of that stuff. I must admit though, pouring cheap alcohol and kids juice into a water cooler jug really does capture the meaning of the name "Jungle Juice."

 

[Desktop User2]

Dragon fruit, (((champagne))), no Hawaiian punch, grain alcohol or soda, we are getting fancier booiiiiiii... oh, wait a minute, is he adding candy to the drink?

This seems a little more alcoholic, just grape juice to dilute it (and a bunch of ice that will water it down eventually).

 

[AnOminous]

All this talk of the Tipsy Bartender yet no mention of his magnum opus. Behold, the Bathtub Jungle Juice.

That's what I was talkin about.

Oh, it´s a punch then... the only similar thing I can stand is cleriquot. There is an amazing pool side drink with watermelon tho: Waterloo Collins. Champagne, Aperol, watermelon juice, lemon, syrup. It´s not IBA but it is great.

Jungle Juice is much more degenerate stuff. It's much more I can't even remember what happened the last couple days stuff.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

they call him josh moon because he moons out your josh

I've been thinking of this one for weeks I don't know how to make it funnier please help me

 

[Merry]

@Null I did the math on the Jungle Juice people pleaser from the corn starch video (with some approximations on volumes near the end, I'm not sure if he used the entire can of pineapple juice, his Malibu was already opened, and I'm not sure if he finished the bottles of ). My final tally was 2.5875L of alcohol in 17.36 L of total liquid- something just shy of 15% ABV. So like a heavier ABV wine. The dangerous amounts of sugar in there are going to hide the alcohol flavor largely, so yeah, probably a great getting absolutely hammered drink for the young and stupid with functioning livers to process all that alcohol and sugar.

Making a diluted fruit juice version of this for my future parties now that I know it won't kill the guests

Cheers

 

[foam rolla]

Making a diluted fruit juice version of this for my future parties now that I know it won't kill the guests

Cheers

 

[I'm a Silly]

Frankly astounding that nobody is talking about this, a man is being stripped of all property and forced into debt slavery because he had an opinion? Which is his constitutional right?
How the fuck did this stand up in court?

Personally, because I'm a stubborn retard, I'd have double and triple downed.
He has every right to call Sandy Hook a false flag, same as I have every right to say not only did the Hall of Costs not happen, it should have.

Agreed, except AJ is a tool of the regime* used to poison the well of any dissent, so I'm assuming the fate of his finances is a scare tactic meant for the rest of us.

*He is known to have a Russian passport, promotes Russia as a better place to live with a miraculous lack of Globalist influence, which is a line of complete bullshit, and constantly talks about his intelligence ties; he has always talked out of both sides of his mouth about jewish influence, and since the Smith-Mundt Modernization Act of 2012 allowed officially hoaxing everything, why believe that Jones is actually paying any damages?

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I don't really know much about Magick on account neither being a woman nor morbidly obese but wouldn't prostitution demons revel in the misery of the sex trafficking industry? Or are demons underdog heroes in the Magick system?

It's been a while but I used to know some santeros and Oshun is the counterpart/equivalent of Our Lady of Copper Bay, i.e. the Virgin Mary, to whom prostitutes pray on the reg; Oshun is also considered a love and beauty goddess, so there are Isis/Aphrodite/Freya connotations as well.
Often these beauty/fertility goddesses were pulling double shifts as war goddesses. Prostituted women and girls would be praying for financial and physical safety more than anything, so I imagine whatever these Reddit folks are up to has a similar goal in mind, except in this case escape is the main concern.

 

[Jobama]

You’re gonna drink these when you come back to the states
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When I first saw those (and the alcoholic Mountain Dew) in the store my first thought was that those had to be tailor made for Kingcobrajfs. I’m shocked he doesn’t always have one in his videos.

 

[Sneeds]

When I first saw those (and the alcoholic Mountain Dew) in the store my first thought was that those had to be tailor made for Kingcobrajfs. I’m shocked he doesn’t always have one in his videos.

Yeah I’m surprised he doesn’t have any in his possession. Also lmao

 

[dick tha master]

I can't be reading this right, Turkey Tom got cucked by a tranny?

No, that's a misinfo.

 

[Sneeds]

I couldn’t stop laughing at this part of the cornstarch gumroad lmao

0:16

 

[Pure Autism]

I couldn’t stop laughing at this part of the cornstarch gumroad lmao
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