💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

Have a safe flight to Florida!

Next time we hear from him he will have impregnated the Reduxx lady. Godspeed you, Null.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

>2 more weeks.

HOLY FUCK! Q PREDICTED THIS!!!!!

 

[Claude Sigma]

Personal hypothesis:
It's most likely not his traveling back to the US because it couldn't have been unplanned, there is no reason I can think of that he found a house and moved countries in an unplanned way.
I'm betting on the sickness part. He used to think he has bronchitis, which shows that the lungs are affected, and then he learned that he actually had the flu. One of the most common complication of the viral flu, which he thinks he has, is an evolution into pneumonia.
For anyone that ever had a good pneumonia, we know that it will take two weeks before we stop literally dying on our bed, find mind clarity again, and be able to speak without wheezing.

All that "pescatarian" bullshit made your immune system weak, Null! You should've eaten more beef and beef liver!

 

[Journoscum]

Hope all is well, null. My gut is that this is the much talked about move to America.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Null did say a in a few matis he was going to be on a two week vacation soon.

This is why I think he's fine. He literally said "not now, but very soon, I will need to take an extended period off." This was like 3 or 4 MATIs ago. My money's on travel and/or legal stuff.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I'm now on hiatus. I'm probably going to be light presence on the site as well. I'm going to be gone for at least two weeks.

Bro you don't tell people you're going on vacation, that's the mistake Haberman made.

 

[gibbslets]

Have fun with the legal fund Jersh! Don't lose it all in your nose!

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

On the positive, can you imagine how much national productivity will improve with so many people actually doing their jobs instead of listening to Joah's tranny sperging in the middle of a work day?

Oh God, I might actually have to do my job tomorrow...

 

[biglurker]

We know the only person who could fill in for Josh and host MATI for the rest of Women's Month!

KingCobraJFS
Serious question: Any hope for a person stream when he finally returns?

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

I hope Jersh has a million sex change operations over the next couple of weeks. Enjoy prison.

 

[blablabla]

NULL has died from ass cancer. Im sorry

 

[Slav Power]

>Serbia/Kosovo
>"Baltic state"

lol wat

Both regions start with "Bal" and geography is hard, so, you know, Austria Australia type of ordeal.

 

[Satan SoJoe]

Worrisome News, Josh is like Caesars in Caesars legion, our only protector from the tranny evil and dear ruler keeping us all together, without him the Kiwifarms will falter, casting a circle of protection for our boy.

 

[Train Operator]

Jim Hat = Kiwi shaped beanie > Metobeanie

for some reason I'm imagining that weird chicken hat but a kiwi.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

We know the only person who could fill in for Josh and host MATI for the rest of Women's Month!
Wyświetl załącznik 5838037
KingCobraJFS
Serious question: Any hope for a person stream when he finally returns?

We all know the TRUE and HONEST people to guest host MATI.

Nick and Ralph could act like sports commentators for Bossman's gamba seshes

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

His COVID turned into AIDS, and now he has Jim Syndrome. It’s over.

Formerly known as Spoony Syndrome.

 

[GeeWilickers47]

This is why I think he's fine. He literally said "not now, but very soon, I will need to take an extended period off." This was like 3 or 4 MATIs ago. My money's on travel and/or legal stuff.

My bet is he went on a 2 week bootycall trip to Keffals and the legal fund is being spent on coke while he consumates his relationship with his one true love.

 

[Local Fed]

Help
I
Am
Throwing
Up
Semen

or

Hello
I
Am
Travelling
United
States

(Obviously no prepositions or articles after living so long in commieland.)

If it's backwards:

Someone's
Up
The
Anus
I
Have

Did Null get balldo'd? Find out next week with Elissa Clips and the Kino Casino.

 

[PonderosaPete]

THE GOD EMPEROR SLOBBERS UPON HIS GOLDEN DOG BED!

One thousand autists must be sacrificed, a day, to fuel his life support! All kiwis report for duty! This is the moment we've all been training for.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Is this because of the Greer Lawsuit?