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- 12 Lut 2019
Just when I think he can't get more pathetic, he tries to intimidate the Internet with a cheese grater.
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- 21 Lip 2015
Wow, another oddly apt video title.
I too noticed the fried chicken comb and was almost impressed by his commitment to looking disgusting and undateable. Globs of congealed chicken fat in his mustache and beard, camera angle revealing his soft doughy absence of a neckline....and the piece de resistance....literally dragging the drumstick through his tangled oily rats nest, leaving God only knows what chunks of breading and meat unseen, stuck in his baldspot and mullet...and then proceeds to eat the no-doubt-hair-covered drummy.
He couldn't make his videos look more gross and undateable if he tried. There's an honesty to his insanity, its the only sincere part of his personality.
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- 12 Cze 2014
My highlights:
1) The fried chicken hair comb. Twice.
2) Talking through a piece of chicken in his mouth like a dog with a bone
3) Pieces of food debris lodged in his beard in multiple places
4) A few times pieces of breading rolling down his chest and shoulder into his bedsheets. No effort whatsoever to even find the food that has now fallen into his bedding, let alone adjust his eating habit (depressing thought experiment: try and imagine the last time those sheets saw the inside of a washing machine)
5) How in the hell does that segment of wall behind his head get like that? It’s not even grease or oil, it’s just... filth. Dark, encrusted filth. The places where it‘s congealed into lines is probably because of oil, but... what could stain a wall like that?
It's head and hair that made that filth. He leans his head on that section of wall.
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- 27 Paź 2018
Looks like Lucas is deleting some of his videos. I hope whoever was archiving his videos is still doing so. It is very important that all Lucas videos are preserved.
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- 25 Kwi 2018
This is too much, the cheese grater threat is beyond everything, my appreciation for Lucas and his content has gone sky high. He's not coming down either, manic phases don't usually last this long, do they?
I'm doing it manually, so if he ups and deletes any while I'm afk I'll miss it, but otherwise I'm dling asap and updating the MEGA a couple of times per day. Adding to the old screencaps for documentation, the caps were made now, so will miss some of the things that have been deleted, but most if not all should be in the folder. If the folder gets deleted, I'm keeping a backup of them also.
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- Dołączono
- 6 Wrz 2019
A manic cycle can last from a few days to a few months. I think it depends more on how long HIS cycles usually last though. The inevitable crash to depression will come at some point, all because he refuses to take medication for something that is treatable.
Oh, and the cheese grater thing is just fuckin' weird...and a little horrifying. I really hope he doesn't take it outside on his walks with him and actually hurt someone. Hopefully it's just empty threats.
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- 12 Lut 2019
Dude. Bathe your dog more.
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- 20 Cze 2019
Truly the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.Chris Hansen crossover:
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- 20 Wrz 2017
OK, I seem to have missed something crucial here; what the fuck is going on with a Chris Hansen callout? How did this happen?
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- Dołączono
- 23 Maj 2018
Here's something that would make lucas tard rage even more because it's a greybeard with a woman in his preferred age range
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Christie Brinkley’s ex Peter Cook, 60, engaged to Alba Jancou, 21
Christie Brinkley‘s ex-husband Peter Cook is engaged to marry 21-year-old Alba Jancou, Page Six has exclusively learned.
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- 5 Lis 2014
I’m pretty sure it was paid content Chris Hansen has a cameo account and he’ll make personal videos for around fifty bucks. Either way Lucas won’t like it.
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- 27 Paź 2018
The fat Lolcow is posting a video about how he won't date overweight women. The same guy who was eating a whole bucket of fried chicken like it was going out of style is saying he won't date an overweight woman. Like he can choose!
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Overweight Women
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- 18 Paź 2019
Nah, every time his face curls into a pre-snarl I'm hoping for a return to the glory days of "You're Going To Hate When An Atheist Invented The Computer And Facebook" but he disappointingly maintains a level tone
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- 25 Kwi 2018
Lucas was just pretending to be retarded. "You can't solve your problems with violence", but I thought you were all on board the state monopoly on it? To force girls by 're-education' to whore themselves out to your nasty self.
Interestingly this video highlights that Lucas does stumble across informed opinions sometimes, but I suspect it's like a stopped clock being correct twice a day. His comments on death penalty not disincentivising crime, and no reputable study concluding that games cause violence, etc, are all well-founded and a lot of normal people are wrong on these subjects. Sadly, views like this tend to get drowned out by his usual Atheism is Unstoppable/Capitalism is the Debbil brain effluence.
Interestingly this video highlights that Lucas does stumble across informed opinions sometimes, but I suspect it's like a stopped clock being correct twice a day. His comments on death penalty not disincentivising crime, and no reputable study concluding that games cause violence, etc, are all well-founded and a lot of normal people are wrong on these subjects. Sadly, views like this tend to get drowned out by his usual Atheism is Unstoppable/Capitalism is the Debbil brain effluence.
Looks like this is in reference to Lucas setting fire to his dad's truck. You have to be like Lucas to understand he wanted to be a firefighter type. No, this says he can get so out of touch with reality he can do very bad things like setting his dad's truck on fire.
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That's if he didn't do it out of spite.
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That's if he didn't do it out of spite.
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- 28 Gru 2014
Luckily most pyromaniac fireman wannabes are nuts enough to get disqualified from the job, although this type is often in the usual suspects for an arson.
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- 1 Wrz 2016
I don't think you've watched most of his recent videos. There are a number of brief outbursts of rage.