💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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LightEmittingDiode powiedział(a):
Teens of Spokane, come and get it:

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Jesus wept what a bloater. Would frighten the life out of me if it came towards me. That smile is pervy.
 
MeganDodgedABullet powiedział(a):
Wern should sign up for those acting extra gigs.He's got the creepy mental molester vibe down to a tee, would be great in low budget horror flicks.
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In theory, yes, but in practice it would be a legal nightmare. The last thing anyone wants is the Wern trying to molest any of the actresses. There is also the case that he can contaminate things with his MRSA. The best course of action would be to utilize public footage of him for flashback scenes. Or better yet, make him entirely unseen.
 
Lucas is back to gorging like an animal.

Off taco bell's site.

Amount Per Serving
Calories from Fat 400
Calories 970

% Daily Value*
69%
Total Fat 45ggrams
23%
Saturated Fat 4.5ggrams
Trans Fat 0ggrams
0%
Cholesterol < 5mgmilligrams
77%
Sodium 1840mgmilligrams
41%
Total Carbohydrates 123ggrams
72%
Dietary Fiber 18ggrams
Sugars 5ggrams
Protein 20ggrams

6%
Vitamin A
4%
Vitamin C
20%
Calcium
20%
Iron

That's adjusted for his 3 servings. lol fatty gonna fat. You'd honestly be much better off getting almost anything on the menu health wise. Also it's amazing that blush tool or what ever he uses is almost starting to look like it's intentionally done poor like a joke, but this is Lucas.
 
He lives a three minute walk from Taco Bell, The Green Burrito, Carl's Jr., Jack in the Box, McDonalds, Dominos, Zip's and Atilano's. I'm going to predict a 50lb weight gain in 2 months.

*edit* I might add that he is a six minute walk away from Lewis and Clark High School - which has an open campus during the lunch hour for the 10th, 11th and 12th graders and they all frequent those restaurants daily.
 
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Trainwreck powiedział(a):
*edit* I might add that he is a six minute walk away from Lewis and Clark High School - which has an open campus during the lunch hour for the 10th, 11th and 12th graders and they all frequent those restaurants daily.
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Shit, I see another local news story approaching, maybe with disturbing note about telomeres and young fecund girlz....
 
Trainwreck powiedział(a):
He lives a three minute walk from Taco Bell, The Green Burrito, Carl's Jr., Jack in the Box, McDonalds, Dominos, Zip's and Atilano's. I'm going to predict a 50lb weight gain in 2 months.

*edit* I might add that he is a six minute walk away from Lewis and Clark High School - which has an open campus during the lunch hour for the 10th, 11th and 12th graders and they all frequent those restaurants daily.
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He reminds me of this guy that hangs out in front of one the buildings he owns and is constantly introducing himself to the girls from the high school down the block. This guy is currently in his 80s. Based on information from a restaurant owners circle, he was told by police that he is not allowed to be present in the area during school hours since various complaints were filed, and unfortunately for him, the police station is a few blocks away.

I can imagine Lucas receiving a confinement type order where he would not be allowed near those places during school hours.
 
MeganDodgedABullet powiedział(a):
Shit, I see another local news story approaching, maybe with disturbing note about telomeres and young fecund girlz....
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As much as it would be good milk to see it.
Being an open campus and how high schoolers (hell even us adults on lunch hour) are they will move in groups. Lucas is a coward and socially scared, he will not be able to do more than pant (more than normal) staring at a group of girls buying some value meals. He will be the creepy dude sitting in the side of the place staring but that's probably about all.

I think he's learned about leaving notes esp in a private company. So he will just be a creeper staring and gorging on junk food.
 
Lucas looks almost not-creepy in the first one... then he slicks his hair back and pulls that face. And why is his head shaped like that? It really is a gourd.
 
he looks like someone took a blob of silly puddy and pressed it over a picture of the face of a fat man. and then misformed the transfer image.
 
I thought Lucas was hard up for money, now he's buying clothes and other people food. Also shocking fatty is back to fast food the very next day.

Why you'd send anyone, let alone your mom an uncombed out of the shower selfie... I hope she had at least 2 bottles of birthday merlot ready.
 
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