💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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My screenshot isn't uploading for some reason.....but here's a good one. Note that he's spelling realise like he's European - and we ALL know it costs a shit ton to have a surrogate or IVF. And getting someone pregnant IS free. Idiot.

@TheOnlyWern
I wonder if people realise it takes a lot of money to have a surrogate mother when impregnating a woman is essentially free, aside from the costs of raising the kid, which will be easier once I become a doctor. #CollegeDreams

10:36 AM - 19 Jul 2018
 
In 3 days different jobs. My god daughter is more consistent and it's more probable she will be a princess than Lucas' pipe dreams.
 
The paraody account is probably more accurate:

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Looks like that Facebook page is a troll job after all.
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He's apparently so lazy and entitled now that he expects you to report the fake page for him.
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Turns out that it's a page run by a few people who manage a group. Knowing how stupid Lucas is, that group is probably a troll group.
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And now he's back to looking for someone else to take care of the problem for him.

Which begs the question, who's the Patreon money from the fan page supposed to go to? Is defrauding retarded cows out of their welfare checks a common theme now?
 
Ovulators... Jesus Christ Lucas.

Congrats Lucas your new flop house lets you do shit many of us had in our teens. God damn pushing 40 and can have sleep over guests.
 
So, can we expect to see Lucas out and about in Spokane's night clubs? I don't imagine he'll be invited to any college parties.

I can see him being punched out by a bouncer at a club though, as Lucas has been shown to get aggressive when angered.
 
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So, can we expect to see Lucas out and about in Spokane's night clubs? I don't imagine he'll be invited to any college parties.

I can see him being punched out by a bouncer at a club though, as Lucas has been shown to get aggressive when angered.
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If I was working security at a club I wouldn't let that guy in. You're supposed to refuse entry to people who are clearly intoxicated or on drugs, and he constantly has "37 hour meth bender" eyes.

Plus I believe the service industry as a whole is well aware of him in general- word travels fast in service.
 
Lucas used TwitLonger to post this massive essay entitled "Fecundity".
He was promptly banned from TwitLonger.
Here is the essay in all of it's schizophrenic glory:
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I wonder if he sent this to his super hot and totally real 30 year old neighbor who keeps begging him to fuck her.
 
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