💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I think it could be Lucas, but if it is there’s prolly a puppet master pulling his strings. TOTALLY not SOFALAW or ANTI-SOFALAW of course >.>

 

[Trainwreck]

Or it could be someone in his "catfishing crew" who has befriended him and Lucas has given his passwords to to try and weed out the fakes. Which incidentally, are all of them.

 

[AmpleApricots]

Even if it's him he'll be back, lolcows gonna lolcow.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Methinks he believes the evil Kiwis are behind his Facebook being memorialized, and this was an attempt to get us to relinquish control.

 

[Rogowski]

I think his new account was deleted by admins. Someone commented yesterday that they spoke to him and he had provided ID to Facebook to try and reactivate the Luke account but the funny thing about someone providing a doctored death certificate is that as far as Facebook is concerned Lucas Werner is dead and any other account that pops up as a new Lucas Werner account will be basically seen as RIP trolling and can easily be reported and banned.

 

[Rescuetoast]

Funny how he appealed to the group of people who actually do, in fact, leave him alone.

 

[a toad]

This seems to happen with every cow or fascinating group I've ever got caught up watching - for example, a group of people who are convinced they have "astral pregnancies" with things like space dolphins and WILD shit. But enough people caught wind of it and their once-public group ended up with more trolls than anything else and they ended up closing down and going private where no one found them again.

And all because you've got people who think that their trolling is somehow a brilliant, funny, or useful contribution that nobody else has ever made. Bigger cows than the actual cows. And it ruins it for everyone who just wanted to observe.

 

[Cato]

Wern logic: obviously the people who enjoy monitoring, archiving and sharing his content must be the people responsible for preventing him from publishing more content.

 

[Aristophanes]

Is there any way that we can confirm that the email sent to the Farms by "Lucas" was actually Lucas? Or at least narrow it down?


Also, for someone not wanting to be harassed, wouldn't Lucas ask for his thread to be taken down? It'll do fuck all, but I'm surprised he hasn't tried.

 

[Trainwreck]

So is this really his twitter? Kinda looks like it could be.

https://twitter.com/LucasWe74456726?lang=en

 

[Rogowski]

It seems like his writing style but I'm holding out for new photos of himself before I buy it

 

[Trainwreck]

It's him - he just posted a picture, but I am computer stupid and have no idea how to post it here.

 

[Rogowski]

He's apparently got his account back from legacy mode. He's also blaming the whole thing on Shao and Corina and telling people Corina is his ex-girlfriend.

EDIT: This is not my screenshot, I snagged it from the sofalaw group as most of my screenshots are taken from.

 

[Kosher Dill]

That account's obviously a troll. Everyone knows Lucas died of old age.

 

[Outtafuckstogive]

So I guess this thread will be inactive soon

 

[Rogowski]

Eating meat = Being entitled to a girlfriend.

-Lucas Werner

 

[Aristophanes]

Eating meat = Being entitled to a girlfriend.

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Fucking hell, he's gone off the deep end this time round. He's just as bad as he was this time last year.

A cow is a living life form. Apparently I don't have a right to beef? Apparently I do.

Lucas, don't you understand? You are the cow.

Also, I grabbed this screenshot from a comment on Lucas' most recent public post on his FB profile - I'm not sure where this is from, but this is how Lucas treats pregnant women apparently.

 

[Rokko]

What a piece of shit. He´s not entitled to any of the things he mentioned. Entitled to money? Pfffff

 

[Tracy Martel]

You have the right to live your life, to have food, water, and shelter, but you are not entitled to any of these things. You are certainly not entitled to manipulate a living human being with your warped, insane, and pedophilic mind.

I wonder what I'd do if I ran into Wern next time I'm around Spokane. I would prefer not to interact with him but I feel like I should do something. Maybe just take some secret video.

Someone mentioned that they have info that Lucas likes to hang out "under the Monroe Street bridge" which is very bizarre to me. The only thing under that bridge is a river, and a small park in a bad part of town which is well-known for the closest thing Spokane has to gang violence.

It is quite literally the most likely place that you'd get shot or raped.

 

[Aristophanes]

You have the right to live your life, to have food, water, and shelter, but you are not entitled to any of these things. You are certainly not entitled to manipulate a living human being with your warped, insane, and pedophilic mind.

I wonder what I'd do if I ran into Wern next time I'm around Spokane. I would prefer not to interact with him but I feel like I should do something. Maybe just take some secret video.

Someone mentioned that they have info that Lucas likes to hang out "under the Monroe Street bridge" which is very bizarre to me. The only thing under that bridge is a river, and a small park in a bad part of town which is well-known for the closest thing Spokane has to gang violence.

It is quite literally the most likely place that you'd get shot or raped.

If you see Lucas in Spokane, my advice would be to keep your distance and avoid any and all interaction with him if possible - otherwise you risk spooking him away, or worse, putting yourself in a dangerous situation where you could get seriously hurt. In the off chance that you do end up speaking to him, don't make it obvious that you are aware of him or his antics as he may believe you're a troll out to get him. Don't try to rile him up, as does that to himself already.