💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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That was a thing in some places. I was a kid and ordered apple pie at a diner with my parents, and when the waitress asked if I wanted cheese on it, I thought she was joking. That's nasty to me.
The apple pie tradition is actually descended from mince pie, a mainstay of early american cuisine consisting of minced meat and sometimes apples, alongside various spices. Not unlike a tourtierre. I'm guessing the cheese was more at home on the mince pie, but kept as a topping once apple pie took over.

 
Lucas isn’t making some classic recipe passed down through his family. He’s putting shitty cheese on cherry pop tarts in the air fryer of his busted ass retard home. If anyone wants to defend that, I dare them to go try it themselves and come back with a review lmao.
 
Remember when I said at least lucas didn't put melted cheese on the last poptart creation he posted?

Well.....

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Jesus fucking christ. He melted cheese over a cherry in an airfryer. Somehow he claims it reminds him of 'an apple pie with cheese melted on top' now who the fuck puts melted cheese on an apple pie?!

He has to be autistic. Theres no way he isn't doing shit like this
Yeah cheese on apple pie is a thing, albeit an odd one. The fact that Lucas eats apple pie like that further solidifies in my head that one if not both of his parents must hail from the Midwest originally, which I’ve always assumed given the fact that Lucas has spent his whole life in Washington state but talks like a Midwesterner — you can really hear it when he says words like “bag” or “MAGA”, he says “beg” and “mega”. He also had a video at some point where he was mooing about people calling him names and he said not to “even call him Hoosier or dork” lol and I thought it was interesting that he would include Hoosier in that because 1) that’s not even really an insult, and 2) he doesn’t live somewhere where it would make sense to randomly call someone a Hoosier.

In any case though, while cheddar cheese on apple pie is a thing, American cheese, or ANY cheese for that matter, on a damn poptart is NOT a thing anywhere for anyone who is not retarded.
 
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