💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

Looks like lucas is really doubling down about how he is totally going to get a job and this will totally get him a woman soon

and of course he dumps a bunch of his own comments on his own post

Somebody needs their meds upped a bit

 

[VoidFace]

Oh good, just the kind of video content we wanted: boring, nonsensical board games made up by the Wern (now with AI generated "art")!

 

[WonderWino]

Oh good, just the kind of video content we wanted: boring, nonsensical board games made up by the Wern (now with AI generated "art")!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TLEviWgxCUI
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4Ex19AfhDmE

When you buy the game i'm just going to email you the rules cause it saves $3 on the price of the game or I might put on the gamecrafters or on a website or something

I can't remember what I called the deck. I think I called the deck the barracks and the hand the house. I'm not not sure i'll have to look at the rules

Fucking lunacy. Somehow he managed to make himself come off as even more incompetent at making a game every time he tries it. Not only does he not remember the rules he claims to have made but explicitly said he won't include the rules with the game. Oh yeah lucas i'm sure lots of people are going to buy games with no rules. I'm surprised gamecrafters even allows you to sell a game with no rules included

 

[SteveGoatman]

Oh good, just the kind of video content we wanted: boring, nonsensical board games made up by the Wern (now with AI generated "art")!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TLEviWgxCUI
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4Ex19AfhDmE

Look...I don't play these kinds of games so I won't pretend to be an expert but....what the HELL was that? What is this game about? How does the "art" match with the name or theme? Also...this seems like the 10th game he's made (much like his "novel" Wound) where feudal titles play some big role for whatever reason. For most people this would just be a boring hobby they have but with him it's just as insane and nonsensical as everything else he does.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

When you buy the game i'm just going to email you the rules cause it saves $3 on the price of the game or I might put on the gamecrafters or on a website or something

Roflmao so you buy the game then send him $3 or so to get the rules and instructions? That sounds like it would piss of anyone that buys a game expecting to go home and play it and not have the instructions to me. Kids aren't exactly know for their patience

Looks like lucas is really doubling down about how he is totally going to get a job and this will totally get him a woman soon

So Lucas had one girlfriend in his entire life but he can't wait to be get another soon as he starts working again. Of course he treated the one girlfriend he's ever had like shit but nobody knows that except I guess us

 

[WonderWino]

Look...I don't play these kinds of games so I won't pretend to be an expert but....what the HELL was that? What is this game about? How does the "art" match with the name or theme? Also...this seems like the 10th game he's made (much like his "novel" Wound) where feudal titles play some big role for whatever reason. For most people this would just be a boring hobby they have but with him it's just as insane and nonsensical as everything else he does.

Yeah it doesn't make any sense at all. Its like he's having a schizo stream of consciousness going on in his head and he's putting it all out into whatever the fuck these games are supposed to be. Its very likely a big reason why they're so disjointed, so filled with random stuff that has nothing to do with the theme, its just gibberish in physical form that mirrors whats going on in his head. He's both using it as a cover for his crazy and the voices on the wind have convinved him they're all some kind of brilliant innovative games that'll sell well and solve all his financial problems

I also would not be surprised if part of the reason he's doing this sort of coping mechanism is because some therapist taught him to express his crazy thoughts in physical form like drawing or writing, which also explains the lunacy that is wound. Lucas being lucas twisted it all around in his head and convinced himself that this makes him a misunderstood genius writer and game designer instead of the looniest guy in the corner table at the psych ward making things out of macaroni and glitter for his mom

Its always the same handful of things recycled over and over and over into the same kind of bizarre nonsensical 'games' that only make sense to lucas (and i'm not even convinced they make sense to him considering even he admits he can't remember what he's doing half the time) Just look at the shit he's got going on in this video with cards with pointless numbers and robots with feudal terms. None of it makes any sense at all

Lucas thinks he's the big smart man showing this shit off but all he's really doing is making himself look absolutely mental and exceptionally unintelligent

and you just know he's putting all kinds of creepy teen shit into those AI prompts when he's not doing game related shit. No doubt thinking he's extremely clever and found a loophole for creating some creepy as fuck teen porn

Roflmao so you buy the game then send him $3 or so to get the rules and instructions? That sounds like it would piss of anyone that buys a game expecting to go home and play it and not have the instructions to me. Kids aren't exactly know for their patience

Watch lucas send a copy of the game to his parents for christmas and then try to get money off of them to send them instructions. and you just know he would overcharge anyone doing this so he can get more money for himself. How long before the posts start about how if you send him money by cashapp he'll send you a video explaining how to play the game

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

also would not be surprised if part of the reason he's doing this sort of coping mechanism is because some therapist taught him to express his crazy thoughts in physical form like drawing or writing, which also explains the lunacy that is wound

This sounds exactly like something a therapist would come up with on a patient who is having a hard time finding the right words to describe what the therapist asks. Your probably dead on with that idea.

Lucas thinks he's the big smart man showing this shit off but all he's really doing is making himself look absolutely mental and exceptionally unintelligent

Thats the best part of Lucas he acts like he's Stephen Hawking when everyone else just sees a homeless bum bouncing and squeaking

 

[AnOminous]

So Lucas had one girlfriend in his entire life but he can't wait to be get another soon as he starts working again. Of course he treated the one girlfriend he's ever had like shit but nobody knows that except I guess us

Well, there's SOFALAW. Do those guys even exist any more?

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Well, there's SOFALAW. Do those guys even exist any more?

I havent heard of SOFALAW in forever. I don't think they still exist or at least aren't as active?

 

[Da Dude123]

With Lucas's new game, where did he get the money to have Gamecrafter create this new game ? I would imagine it cost at least $40 for them to create it. He occasionally does this. Has Gamecrafter create some nonsensical game that he never can sell.

Him asking people to pay extra for the game instructions is both dumb and autistic. No other game designer would do that. And has been brought up with his other games. He goes into these long diatribes about how to play these games. But if you asked him again how to play them a week later, he would probably tell you something completely different. It's all just disjointed thoughts and random cards and game pieces.

For a guy who has no money after his re-tard bux are garnished, this seems to be quite the splurge, vs getting a burrito or hamburger.

 

[Da Dude123]

You want a relationship or a FWB with a beautiful woman, do you, Lucas? Well, that's too bad, Tubby! It's not in the cards for you!

 

[WonderWino]

You want a relationship or a FWB with a beautiful woman, do you, Lucas? Well, that's too bad, Tubby! It's not in the cards for you!

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So he's eating bread with cookie butter, grape jelly and....cheetos on it. and advertising it in the same place he says he wants a woman. Any woman he would want would damn near puke after being told he was eating that. No wonder he's morbidly obese with failing kidneys and the beetus from that

and for those who have never heard of it cookie butter is basically what it sounds like, pretty much like peanut butter only its cookies mashed up into a spreadable paste. Extremely sweet and high in calories. Tried it once and couldn't stand it. I don't know how the hell it could eat that with any kind of sweet jelly on top, that would be nausea inducing levels of sweetness

and of course he advertises that he's totally into a FWB situation as well if the opportunity arises. Yet you can bet he gets pissy about anyone else doing that. Plus it goes against how its definitely not about sex for him. As usual nobody is going to go for it. Besides, lucas is exactly the kind of person who isn't suitable for a FWB situation, he's jealous, controlling, manipulative and abusive. he'd go batshit sooner or later and likely end up in another situation very similar to the suzanne one complete with some more jail time. Plus I can see the first encounter with his teen queen going something like this:

Complete with telling her you're mine. Though he'd likely knock her over and flatten her like a pancake under his hobo carcass trying to jump on her like that. and he'd be lying about his weight instead of his height. I can see it now...

I thought you would be thinner....
what?! stop being a bigot! I lost over 200lb and gave food away to the homeless bigot! move on! you're a bigot! yes you are! yes you are! why are you calling the cops?! are you thin blue line! trumpanzee retard catfish!

Followed of course by the inevitable arrest

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

What I would give to see him punked out or slapped on camera

 

[WonderWino]

What I would give to see him punked out or slapped on camera

He's definitely been slapped around a few times by people as evidenced by all those times he randomly showed up with a black eye and refused to acknowledge it or talk about it after talking about spending time in some part of spokane where his kind aren't exactly welcome. and he came close to an on camera incident that time he was ranting into his phone and somebody got pissed nearby and told him to shut the fuck up faggot really angrily and you could see the sudden oh shit panic and terror in his eyes for a few seconds when he wasn't sure if shit was about to escalate and he was going to get slapped around again. Leading to him spending quite awhile hiding when he was doing is rant videos, usually with his jacket over his head sitting on a park bench while he reeed into his phone

It never seems to have occurred to him just how batshit that must have appeared to anyone walking by. a giant morbidly obese hobo sitting on a bench hunched over with his jacket covering his head and screaming and ranting half incoherent nonsense. Frankly i'm surprised nobody called the cops on him thinking he was some psycho that had lost it and was going to jump up and start stabbing people or something. Thats not the kind of thing people like seeing from random people sitting in the park around the very zoomers he was ranting about

On the plus side at least he hasn't started using the pickup line once you go wern thats what you'll yearn

......Yet

 

[Telomere Savalas]

You want a relationship or a FWB with a beautiful woman, do you, Lucas? Well, that's too bad, Tubby! It's not in the cards for you!

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Looks like he's lowered his expectations. No more talk of a royal wedding at the elk kingdom and a litter of daughters to groom. He's open to FWB and "getting pussy". He's gone from Hallmark to 2 Live Crew.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

It's crazy how in the 3 years I been aware of him, he never made any kind of progress.

 

[WonderWino]

Looks like he's lowered his expectations. No more talk of a royal wedding at the elk kingdom and a litter of daughters to groom. He's open to FWB and "getting pussy". He's gone from Hallmark to 2 Live Crew.

Speaking of lowered expectation lucas's cold calling those women and going on looney rants about how they should date him remind me alot of rick from mad tvs lowered expectation. Especially the way it keeps escalating with every message

and its exactly the kind of service lucas would use

Though I don't doubt he still expects that his FWB will quickly lead to a pregnancy and marriage and therefore lead to his being welcomed back to the elk kingdom with open arms because of the kid. Not that any woman wouldn't outrun jesse owens to the nearest abortion clinic the minute she found out she was carrying a wernling and sure as shit would never marry him. But lucas's mentality about this is alot like those looney types who pregnancy bait men into marrying them and latch on like a parasite, except in reverse. In fact I don't doubt he'd tell her he'd totally use a condom and then produce one he's poked a bunch of holes in. I'd never trust lucas with birth control. He's too entitled and manipulative not to try something to force her into giving him what he wants one way or another. Especially after what happened with suzanne. Notice that after that happened he went full its my way or the highway and has gotten ever more controlling about such things to the point he goes batshit if someone so much as leaves an emoji reaction he can't understand cause he thinks it might be some kind of criticism of him

 

[not in the cards]

You want a relationship or a FWB with a beautiful woman, do you, Lucas? Well, that's too bad, Tubby! It's not in the cards for you!

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He should just be grateful for the women that encounter him and don't immediately remind him that he's a useless, unappealing, foul-smelling, grossly obese, greedy, selfish, oxygen-thieving waste of sperm. The only way this oversized slug could be of any use to humanity is if he willingly allowed science to do live experiments on him. Maybe he could benefit us by donating his carcass to science when he inevitably croaks.

 

[WonderWino]

Brokeposting reminding us that no matter what lucas tries to claim, he has admitted to being a pedo and to attempting to groom a 15 year old:

I'm not a pedophile, now allow me to immediately confirm I am by pointing out that I committed felony grooming of a minor with a 15 year old

By his logic its totally ok for him to ask a 10 year old on a date so long as he agrees to wait until shes 18

 

[Twrx]

Brokeposting reminding us that no matter what lucas tries to claim, he has admitted to being a pedo and to attempting to groom a 15 year old:
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I'm not a pedophile, now allow me to immediately confirm I am by pointing out that I committed felony grooming of a minor with a 15 year old

By his logic its totally ok for him to ask a 10 year old on a date so long as he agrees to wait until shes 18

Don't do that,don't give him ideas.