💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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You know if you have a job you can't check your phone non stop.

Lucas would also be the kinda guy to mute notifications while he's beating his tiny pecker to the mass amounts of CP he's got stored on his Obama phone.

How many innocent people would go to jail over minor things because Pukas rather jerk off to kids than vote for a poor blacks freedom over a single joint?
 
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“The currency is cows”

Indeed…
 
TunnelJew powiedział(a):
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“The currency is cows”

Indeed…
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A house powered by animals that evolves into starships, man that's some fast evolution! The currency is cows :story: lmao that should be a new Lucas tag line, I would have made it Elk!
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For Lucas, if he can't get them at zero cost, then he can't get them. He legitimately has almost no money. He is left with about $20 after Mallon Place intercepts his neet bux.
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Lucas should go commit a minor crime, get locked up and get glasses in county jail, free glasses
 
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Atleast the game doesn't involve dice, cards and little girls.
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Yet. Give it time. When do his games not involve little girls at some point? His 'games' are essentially exactly the same thing every time with details shuffled around a bit

He'll probably include the ability to buy zoomer bae brides with cows as currency, like some inbred tribal in afghanistan

Come to think about perhaps lucas should fly over to bulgaria, they've got teen gypsy brides for as little as a couple hundred US dollars and the girl doesn't even have a say in it, its all done through the parents. Lucas would have a field day. His talk of ruling the elk kingdom and rich parents might actually work on them
 
WonderWino powiedział(a):
Yet. Give it time. When do his games not involve little girls at some point? His 'games' are essentially exactly the same thing every time with details shuffled around a bit

He'll probably include the ability to buy zoomer bae brides with cows as currency, like some inbred tribal in afghanistan

Come to think about perhaps lucas should fly over to bulgaria, they've got teen gypsy brides for as little as a couple hundred US dollars and the girl doesn't even have a say in it, its all done through the parents. Lucas would have a field day. His talk of ruling the elk kingdom and rich parents might actually work on them
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I'm still waiting on his masterpiece The Great Elk Kingdom w/ Hookers and Beer(and that queer down the street)
 
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So lucas eats frozen pizza for breakfast and melts a bunch of fucking cheese slices on it. I swear his brain must work like a dogs, cause theirs gets the same chemical hit from cheese as humans do from cocaine. Really makes you wonder. Greasy, peppery mess no sane person would touch. Imagine putting those two dishes down in front of some 20 year old zoomer bae and bragging about your cooking. She'd be horrified. Especially if shes fit and cares about healthy eating
 
Lucas has it lucky he doesn't have tons of aloggers like Daniel Larson did, could you imagine if he had a reddit community following him around lmao, I wonder why Lucas never got a following like someone like Larson did, is it because Larson is more gullable?
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lmao I bet he stole that from the youtuber who videos gross jailhouse meals and MREs and such he always end the video with Bussin
WonderWino powiedział(a):
So lucas eats frozen pizza for breakfast and melts a bunch of fucking cheese slices on it.
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Thats gotta be one of the grossest things Ive seen someone willingly eat, something Ive noticed about Lucas no matter how awful something looks he always eats it, like I donnu maybe I'm picky or weird but food has to look and smell good to me or I will skip a meal
 
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Some fresh schizo babble

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So we can add virtue signaling to the list of things lucas doesn't understand the meaning of. He seriously tried to claim that supporting a sports team is virtue signaling? Holy shit

and of course he did another word for word schizo rant about planets being old and coming into existence at different times therefore you're a bigot if you're a teen girl who doesn't want to fuck me insanity. Even his 'i'm not saying anything' sounds like him trying to placate voices in his head telling him to say this shit and still manages to come off as self important narcissism

and using lucas's own logic if theists are less moral than atheists i'd like lucas to explain hitler, stalin and mao's actions

"Tsukasa Kadoya]Yes because zoomer baes want to torture you with how much they love their BFs [/quote] The more he says shit like this the more convinced I am that his looney rants about women constantly 'bragging about their boyfriends to him' when he's trying to date them derives from some random single incident where lucas creeped on some zoomer bae powiedział(a):
To be fair if I was a Zoomer Bae and knew who Lucas was that's exactly what I'd do
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I'd laugh my ass off if some wernologist zoomer bae happened to run into him and lucas hit on her and, knowing who he was and how best to piss him off, laughed in his face and told lucas that there was no way she'd even consider dating a creep like him and that there is no way lucas could ever compete with his black american express credit card, his sports car or his 12" dick, and following that up with telling him now if you'll excuse me creep, I have a sushi date with him at sushi.com and I don't want to be late. Lucas would turn bright red with anger and probably blow a gasket in hatred of both of them

Mitt Doggy Dogg powiedział(a):
Lucas has it lucky he doesn't have tons of aloggers like Daniel Larson did, could you imagine if he had a reddit community following him around lmao, I wonder why Lucas never got a following like someone like Larson did, is it because Larson is more gullable?
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Yeah it is a bit surprising he doesn't have more people trying to fuck with him. Especially given his history. Also a bit surprising no pedo hunter groups ever targeted him, especially given the whole LA saga. Though I have to admit i'd be shocked to find someone even more gullible than lucas is
 
Id like to point out Lucas "under 300lb" Werner eats an entire frozen pizza for breakfast with cheese stacked on. Quick Google before you add the cheese it's 1520 kcal, don't even ASK about the salt or other macros.

The pepper abuse is, almost sad. I bet his tard house is like a jail and no hot sauce etc so it's the only spice he can get. I also don't rule him out stealing a dozen plus packets from restaurants etc or that's all the christan food pantry had.

His mindless rambling really makes me wonder if something some animal is eating the last of his brain stem. How does a Virgin like Lucas have late stage syphilis?
 
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