💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[anusaurus]

HAHAHA banned from the library for being a pedophile = CALL THE COPS!
When is this shitstain getting locked up?

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

How can she refuse that tight meatloaf?

 

[ActualKiwi]

How can she refuse that tight meatloaf?

That post seems sketchy even before werner got involved in it

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Why does he claim to have had 8 ex girlfriends in this attraction sign? Is he counting the times he got catfished?

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

Oh, he's so mad that he's going over to his other profile for a month to teach everyone a lesson! He has a whole new set of Tumblr asspatters, so he'll be fine on his island.

 

[VJ 120]

Oh, he's so mad that he's going over to his other profile for a month to teach everyone a lesson! He has a whole new set of Tumblr asspatters, so he'll be fine on his island.

"I'll call the police on you for exposing my pedophilia!"
I don't think those Tumblrinas are asspatters, they're probably people from the Cringe Channel blog following for the lulz.

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

"I'll call the police on you for exposing my pedophilia!"
I don't think those Tumblrinas are asspatters, they're probably people from the Cringe Channel blog following for the lulz.

He's talking about all the nice people messaging him. There's a few people truly defending him on a couple of his posts. Is it irony or what is it?

 

[SpacePanther]

He's talking about all the nice people messaging him. There's a few people truly defending him on a couple of his posts. Is it irony or what is it?

A lot of it is irony.

 

[JustABoss]

You mean you live near him and see him on the street?

No, I see him every day downtown when I am working. He is always leaving notes and what not near my job. That's how I found this thread hahaha

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Could you scan some of the notes he leaves near your job? It would be interesting to see them. What does he do downtown?

 

[SheWolfOfWA]

Apparently he got banned from the library.
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Could you scan some of the notes he leaves near your job? It would be interesting to see them. What does he do downtown?

He loiters because he's a bum.

 

[JustABoss]

Could you scan some of the notes he leaves near your job? It would be interesting to see them. What does he do downtown?

I have three of the notes on me. When I get a chance I will post them.

But in short, he just loiters. Always on his phone, tablet, or whatever he is using.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

So... Lucas would be willing to date Pixyteri.

 

[Vargerd]

He reminds me a lot of Chris in that he believes he has all the cards in any negotion situation. granted hes a lot more creepy/dangerous in his thinking

'let my newsletter stay in distribution and I will consider knocking you up 2 points on the scale of respect'
Vs
'Unless you're a 16 year old who will screw me daily, I consider you an ageist piece of trash, PROVE ME WRONG!'

 

[SpacePanther]

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

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W. T. F. Whaaaaaat? It's either prepubescent girls or what? My brain is just failing to process this.

 

[JustABoss]

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This dude is fucking nuts!

 

[Kosher Dill]

W. T. F. Whaaaaaat? It's either prepubescent girls or what? My brain is just failing to process this.

Obviously the age of consent has to be a Fibonacci number.
... aaaaaand his insanity is contagious, isn't it.

 

[SpacePanther]

Obviously the age of consent has to be a Fibonacci number.
... aaaaaand his insanity is contagious, isn't it.

That it is! He said so in the more recent comments on it. Along with the Golden Spiral of course.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Now he's trying to prove he's not a pedophile by saying we should raise the age of consent. And for some reason he thinks that lowering the legal drinking and marijuana smoking age would reduce crime.