💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Da Dude123 powiedział(a):
Some Facebook dumps. Plenty good content here. Lucas has had enough and he is ready for his independence. He will be filling out his section 8 application! How dare they not give him soy sauce! Wyświetl załącznik 3165332Wyświetl załącznik 3165333Wyświetl załącznik 3165333Wyświetl załącznik 3165339Wyświetl załącznik 3165340
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The Creep is filling out a Section 8 voucher? I think the voucher is given after the person has applied for Section 8 and qualified. Would he even qualify for Section 8 considering he already does have stable housing. Does Section 8 do any background checks where his booting from Pioneer Pathway and his creeper history shows up? Well, his "independence" usually leads to the Creep ending up on the street.

I see the con is still on. Complaining about the Mallon meals to try to get someone to send him Doordash.

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Wonder how long the Section 8 wait list is for the Spokane area.

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mothman96 powiedział(a):
The Creep is filling out a Section 8 voucher? I think the voucher is given after the person has applied for Section 8 and qualified. Would he even qualify for Section 8 considering he already does have stable housing. Does Section 8 do any background checks where his booting from Pioneer Pathway and his creeper history shows up? Well, his "independence" usually leads to the Creep ending up on the street.

I see the con is still on. Complaining about the Mallon meals to try to get someone to send him Doordash.

ETA:
Wonder how long the Section 8 wait list is for the Spokane area.

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I am kind of thinking section 8 goes to priority, single moms and senior citizens. Plus, with him being on the no rent list, not sure it will be in the cards for him in Spokane. He is starting to get restless, could make for an interesting summer.
 
wenttobermuda powiedział(a):
Lucas has admitted to bring diagnosed with MRSA. In 2016, he claimed to be have not had a MRSA outbreak since 2014. He apparently had the infection on his back, but we all know he was lying and he actually had MRSA all over his tiny penis.

MRSA is highly resistant to treatment, but may be susceptible to strong antibiotics. So while potentially treatable, I assume that Lucas, being the fuck up that he is, still has it. It's possible to be a carrier, or "colonized": asymptomatic but covered in the shit. So even if he's been sore free since 2014, we all know that Lucas is swarming with MRSA.

Lucas' MRSA is, like his obesity, beetus, and small dick, one of his defining characteristics. It is a great synedoche for his foulness.
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Considering MRSA can actually spread to the brain, its reasonable that his abhorrent behaviors are a psychiatric condition as a result of infection.
 
mothman96 powiedział(a):
The Creep is filling out a Section 8 voucher? I think the voucher is given after the person has applied for Section 8 and qualified. Would he even qualify for Section 8 considering he already does have stable housing.
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You’re right. Whichever wernologists called Lucas leaving come warmer weather are right on. In my state, you can’t get section 8 priority if you have stable housing. So I’m guessing he leaves to be homeless on paper and becomes really homeless and blames the govment for not getting him an immediate fuck pad. It’s bizarre that he can’t just recall that he was homeless and not immediately sheltered by section 8 apartments
 
I hope the Mallon Place management find out what the Creep is saying about the food. He's really going all out trying to con people into sending him DoorDash.

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Wants a job so that he can spend all his earnings stuffing his fat gut at Atilanos, Twiggs, Incrediburger, etc. etc.

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Of course he wants money too:
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The con again is successful:
Well, he'll keep getting fatter and fatter.

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Da Dude123 powiedział(a):
Someone sent the fat cow some Doordash. What time does the nursing home serve dinner? You think he would get dinner and also eat the doordash meal tonight?



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It's currently 5:14 in Spokane. He gets his Mallon dinner at 5:30. Of course after eating the Doordash Atilanos meal, he'll sit his fat ass down to scarf the Mallon meal.
 
mothman96 powiedział(a):
It's currently 5:14 in Spokane. He gets his Mallon dinner at 5:30. Of course after eating the Doordash meal, he'll sit his fat ass down to scarf the Mallon meal.
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He was complaining about what they are serving. Cheeseburgers tonight. This is the same guy who downed a whole pizza and then after that waddled to the steakhouse to eat a 12 ounce steak. So, he most likely did just that.
 
Miyako powiedział(a):
Considering MRSA can actually spread to the brain, its reasonable that his abhorrent behaviors are a psychiatric condition as a result of infection.
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If his MRSA was able to to beat the blood/brain barrier and create a brain abscess at his age, that would be karma working overtime to create a miracle. TBH if it was placed to actually influence behavior, he'd be looking like he suffered a stroke too.

That would be some cosmic poetry though.
 
mothman96 powiedział(a):
The Creep is filling out a Section 8 voucher? I think the voucher is given after the person has applied for Section 8 and qualified. Would he even qualify for Section 8 considering he already does have stable housing. Does Section 8 do any background checks where his booting from Pioneer Pathway and his creeper history shows up? Well, his "independence" usually leads to the Creep ending up on the street.

I see the con is still on. Complaining about the Mallon meals to try to get someone to send him Doordash.

ETA:
Wonder how long the Section 8 wait list is for the Spokane area.

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Subsidiaries or not, isn't Lucas on a "do not rent" list in Spokane because of his fartbox shenanigans? It won't last long if he gets it because he won't clean it and he'll have a bunch of street people around the place in his attempt to get laid.

Secondly, that dinner looks sad as fuck. Not appealing at all,but I'm sure with or without soy sauce, our boy will scarf down seconds too.

For someone who goes on about greed,he sure is a greedy fucker himself.
 
Da Dude123 powiedział(a):
Some Facebook dumps. Plenty good content here. Lucas has had enough and he is ready for his independence. He will be filling out his section 8 application! How dare they not give him soy sauce! Wyświetl załącznik 3165332Wyświetl załącznik 3165333Wyświetl załącznik 3165333Wyświetl załącznik 3165339Wyświetl załącznik 3165340
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"Seccion Ocho" is almost entirely single mothers and large low-income families. No way he gets approved.
 
Jeep1971 powiedział(a):
Subsidiaries or not, isn't Lucas on a "do not rent" list in Spokane because of his fartbox shenanigans? It won't last long if he gets it because he won't clean it and he'll have a bunch of street people around the place in his attempt to get laid.

Secondly, that dinner looks sad as fuck. Not appealing at all,but I'm sure with or without soy sauce, our boy will scarf down seconds too.

For someone who goes on about greed,he sure is a greedy fucker himself.
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With his history of "giving shelter" to the homeless which turned out to be underage girls and getting them so drunk/high they were about passed out, the Creep should never live in a place that isn't monitored. The housing he's had in Spokane, the Phoenix House, Pioneer Pathway, and now Mallon Place -all monitored. What he wants is housing where he has the freedom to do and bring in anyone he wants.
 
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Fatal Walter powiedział(a):
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This has to be a new level of pathetic. I guess his begging has become so profitable he's trying to leverage it into a thing to get his bae. Right.
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I love the “you should be with me because other people will send us food” take, and the fact he still hasn’t given up on his love quest. I was beginning to worry he was just going to eat himself to death and forget all about zoomer baes.
 
Pump Meat powiedział(a):
If his MRSA was able to to beat the blood/brain barrier and create a brain abscess at his age, that would be karma working overtime to create a miracle. TBH if it was placed to actually influence behavior, he'd be looking like he suffered a stroke too.

That would be some cosmic poetry though.
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Toxoplasmosis can have a latent infection and subtly manipulate grey matter and drive people to schizophrenia, its just a guess on my part.
 
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