💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

Apparently his 'friend' is named jamie
He sounds like a bit of a tard and lucas steps in and grabs shit out of his hands cause he doesn't follow lucas's instructions

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Lucas getting some testimonial about the game from Jamie who ended up winning by one point. At least we can take it on Jamie’s word that the game isn’t all bad before deciding to put that $80 you were going to spend on Stalker 2 to buy a copy of Squonk or Roll of Valour instead
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CXHxy-dpY35/?utm_medium=share_sheet

 

[Al from Dadeville]

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas getting some testimonial about the game from Jamie who ended up winning by one point. At least we can take it on Jamie’s word that the game isn’t all bad before deciding to put that $80 you were going to spend on Stalker 2 to buy a copy of Squonk or Roll of Valour instead
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CXHxy-dpY35/?utm_medium=share_sheet
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That guy looks exactly like the kind of creepy looking sped i'd expect lucas to be associating with. Looks like a literal hobo himself

and of course, just like lucas, has no idea how to wear a mask properly

and given how lucas's breathing is getting, his untreated beetus and baldness taking over his gourd he'll look like an obese version of this in a few years:

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

if he let go of some of his delusions.

Probably the single defining trait of every cow on this site.

Especially Lucas. He has built his entire life upon the rock of his self-delusions.

 

[WonderWino]

I can just imagine lucas spending all day wandering up and down the halls in the nursing home ranting like this

 

[Stinkyboy]

Why isn’t Lucas in the Death Fats section?
He’s morbidly obese, but thinks he’s a 10

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas getting some testimonial about the game from Jamie who ended up winning by one point. At least we can take it on Jamie’s word that the game isn’t all bad before deciding to put that $80 you were going to spend on Stalker 2 to buy a copy of Squonk or Roll of Valour instead
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CXHxy-dpY35/?utm_medium=share_sheet
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I'm.... having trouble taking in downs mullet and his galaxy-eater shirt.

It's just too much.

 

[Wernology]

Of course the fat fuck goes on an upload spree on a night I'm dead tired and don't want to be up until all hours grabbing his 30 second board game nonsense.

Whatever, I'll get the rest of them tomorrow.

 

[WonderWino]

He's starting to name drop residents now. Also sounds like he's starting to get manic again. and when he realized that the game could be unwinnable by ending in a tie he didn't care cause 'soccer can end in a tie and its a popular sport'

Batshit mental sperg about dice

 

[mothman96]

Lucas getting some testimonial about the game from Jamie who ended up winning by one point. At least we can take it on Jamie’s word that the game isn’t all bad before deciding to put that $80 you were going to spend on Stalker 2 to buy a copy of Squonk or Roll of Valour instead
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CXHxy-dpY35/?utm_medium=share_sheet
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So people are supposed to believe the game is good and playable based on another mentally ill resident of Mallon Place.

ETA:
I think Jamie may be the "socks" guy. He sounds like he could be in the "developmentally disabled" category,

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=eaE3UXGjN10
He's starting to name drop residents now. Also sounds like he's starting to get manic again. and when he realized that the game could be unwinnable by ending in a tie he didn't care cause 'soccer can end in a tie and its a popular sport'

Batshit mental sperg about dice
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QppviGQjetM

Pre zit pop

Beautiful Game (Roll of Valor)

youtu.be

Post zit pop

The Take That! Mechanism

youtube.com

Pukas notices his little friend:


Edit: Someone asked why The Eater of Galaxies' nose is hanging out of his mask:

 

[VoidFace]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=eaE3UXGjN10
He's starting to name drop residents now. Also sounds like he's starting to get manic again. and when he realized that the game could be unwinnable by ending in a tie he didn't care cause 'soccer can end in a tie and its a popular sport'

Batshit mental sperg about dice
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QppviGQjetM

And he is, of course, still walking around in all of these videos. He really wants to lose his feet, doesn't he?

 

[Pink Freud]

Could NFT tycoon Lucas be the next big thing?

Watch this space!

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We all know this game probably costs $25 plus shipping and he’s planning on pocketing the money under the guise of “I’ll order it for you”, right? I mean, you won’t get the game either, but that’s the plan.
HoboClause used to proudly display his page of games he created and you could purchase from the site. But this one? This one is extra special because it’s ordered directly by The Wern himself!
Nice try, Pucas. That wasn’t even a respectable attempt at scamming people.
ETA: upon further review, if Lucas is playing “middle man” in the purchasing of his game, wouldn’t he have to know your address to have it sent to you? That I’m of itself is nightmare inducing.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

 

[Da Dude123]

We all know this game probably costs $25 plus shipping and he’s planning on pocketing the money under the guise of “I’ll order it for you”, right? I mean, you won’t get the game either, but that’s the plan.
HoboClause used to proudly display his page of games he created and you could purchase from the site. But this one? This one is extra special because it’s ordered directly by The Wern himself!
Nice try, Pucas. That wasn’t even a respectable attempt at scamming people.
ETA: upon further review, if Lucas is playing “middle man” in the purchasing of his game, wouldn’t he have to know your address to have it sent to you? That I’m of itself is nightmare inducing.

I visited the Gamecrafter site. Meeple Toss is still for sale there as well as many of the phoney reviews of it. I forget what other games he had on there. You used to be able to click around there and see other games he had created. Last night it seemed like that was gone. I wonder why Lucas is not using them now?

Yeah, I wouldn't put it past Lucas to just pocket the money of anyone who would try to buy a copy of his game. Not that anyone will, including his parents.

 

[WonderWino]

We all know this game probably costs $25 plus shipping and he’s planning on pocketing the money under the guise of “I’ll order it for you”, right? I mean, you won’t get the game either, but that’s the plan.
HoboClause used to proudly display his page of games he created and you could purchase from the site. But this one? This one is extra special because it’s ordered directly by The Wern himself!
Nice try, Pucas. That wasn’t even a respectable attempt at scamming people.
ETA: upon further review, if Lucas is playing “middle man” in the purchasing of his game, wouldn’t he have to know your address to have it sent to you? That I’m of itself is nightmare inducing.

The best part is he'll swear up and down its legit and he would never scam anybody.....yet has flat out admitted to scamming people online several times in his 2010 reflections. Justifying it as he supposedly had no choice cause he needed the money

That said, with all the recent talk of him putting on a bunch more weight and the inevitable beetus effects that will result, lets have a reminder of what lucas really looks like when he starts to fatten up, without him being able to fuck with lighting, camera angles and selective pics:

Behold, the wern in all his rotund morbidly obese pedo glory. He even looks and somehow manages to have the mannerisms of a pedo in that pic

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

I visited the Gamecrafter site. Meeple Toss is still for sale there as well as many of the phoney reviews of it. I forget what other games he had on there. You used to be able to click around there and see other games he had created. Last night it seemed like that was gone. I wonder why Lucas is not using them now?

Yeah, I wouldn't put it past Lucas to just pocket the money of anyone who would try to buy a copy of his game. Not that anyone will, including his parents.

Lucas would have to have his updated prepaid debit card as the source for receiving payments to receive any funds from gamecrafter, and he is just too dumb and lazy, I’m guessing. He used gamecrafter when he had a debit card and was in school. He then lost it and may still not have a replacement….

 

[BowlOfDick]

That Jamie guy looks like he has a genuine learning disability and I bet even he would say the game isn’t worth $80. Dude probably wouldn’t pay 80 potatoes for it.

 

[mothman96]

I visited the Gamecrafter site. Meeple Toss is still for sale there as well as many of the phoney reviews of it. I forget what other games he had on there. You used to be able to click around there and see other games he had created. Last night it seemed like that was gone. I wonder why Lucas is not using them now?

Yeah, I wouldn't put it past Lucas to just pocket the money of anyone who would try to buy a copy of his game. Not that anyone will, including his parents.

He was going by the name Anti-Cupid and he changed it to Loveless Games. Cafeteria Uprising and Verbis are the other 2 games still on GameCrafters. At 1 time he had 5 (maybe 6)) games for sale. I remember 1 named Big Cats and it is gone. The other(s) can't remember the names.

Loveless Games

www.thegamecrafter.com

Lucas would have to have his updated predpaid debit card to receive funds from gamecrafter and he is just too dumb and lazy. He used gamecrafter when he had a debit card and was in school. He then lost it and may still not have a replacement….

He may already have a prepaid debit card since he ordered the components (board, cards, etc.) for Squonk.