💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Wernology]

Wyświetl załącznik 2580666Lucas saying knowledge sparks revolutions and then yesterday discounting theory entirely. Not that it matter since he is insane and no one takes anything he says seriously.
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I love how even elementary school kids have a better understanding of economics than a 41 year old man.

You think we'll get a week's worth of begging for a birthday hookup in November like we did last year?

 

[mothman96]

What sexy Gen Z bae wants to shower with a pile of sagging flesh. Line up at Mallon Place.

 

[VoidFace]

What sexy Gen Z bae wants to shower with a pile of sagging flesh. Line up at Mallon Place.

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Idk how, but it honestly surprises me every time he posts something like this. Like I don't know how he can look at himself, and his situation, and genuinely believe he is both attractive and a catch. It catches me by surprise every time.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

What sexy Gen Z bae wants to shower with a pile of sagging flesh. Line up at Mallon Place.

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I wonder how that sentence is intended to be read.

1. “I’ll only shower with you, 18-24 year olds.”
Lucas is assuring Gen Z that he only wants to shower together, nothing more. (Least likely option)

2. “I’ll only shower with you.”
Lucas is asserting that he’d never shower with anybody outside the 18-24 age range.

3. “I’ll only shower with you.”
Lucas is informing the world that until he gets a Gen Z bae, he will no longer be taking showers as a form of protest.

 

[Fatal Walter]

Has anyone seen this yet? Fatty's leaving comments on my video trying to hit on gen Z again. Now he's just straight up saying his parents are near the end of life. He's probably been copy pasting it all over youtube because that's been his MO lately.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Has anyone seen this yet? Fatty's leaving comments on my video trying to hit on gen Z again. Now he's just straight up saying his parents are near the end of life. He's probably been copy pasting it all over youtube because that's been his MO lately.
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He’d have more success trying to do a reverse of a Nigerian email scam by spamming emails to random women in developing countries who want to immigrate to the US promising them that he could get them a green card. I think any woman looking up his name would be more repulsed by Lucas than by Big Ed though and would not want to have his babies for science.

 

[mothman96]

Has anyone seen this yet? Fatty's leaving comments on my video trying to hit on gen Z again. Now he's just straight up saying his parents are near the end of life. He's probably been copy pasting it all over youtube because that's been his MO lately.
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At this pt. I hope his parents outlive the greedy Freak, but If they don't may his "inheritance" be $1 from each side. $1 so he'll know "yea, we thought about you and $1 is what you get".

 

[neutral grandpa]

wow. Im speechless

 

[WonderWino]

What sexy Gen Z bae wants to shower with a pile of sagging flesh. Line up at Mallon Place.

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That he doesn't realize how fucked up that sounds says alot about how much of an idiot he is. Hopefully he doesn't get it in his head to go on a shower strike until he gets his zoomer bae

Has anyone seen this yet? Fatty's leaving comments on my video trying to hit on gen Z again. Now he's just straight up saying his parents are near the end of life. He's probably been copy pasting it all over youtube because that's been his MO lately.

At this point if I were lucas's parents i'd be very concerned if he actually did end up showing up in arizona after making statements like that. If for no other reason than lucas is the kind of idiot who is stupid enough to think he might be able to kill his parents and somehow get away with it, to get what he wants from them. When he is denied what he thinks he is entitled to he can get pretty angry and violent, as attested to by both dan campbells experiences and suzannes. If he ever gets it into his head that he has nothing left to lose he might try to do something stupid one way or another. Hell he has no issues with wanting to live in the psych ward apparently so doing something to them to get himself thrown in the nuthouse by claiming an insanity defense is the kind of thing I can see him at least contemplating at some point, once he completely runs out of options. Not that such a plan would work, but he's too stupid to understand how insanity defenses actually work

 

[mothman96]

That he doesn't realize how fucked up that sounds says alot about how much of an idiot he is. Hopefully he doesn't get it in his head to go on a shower strike until he gets his zoomer bae


At this point if I were lucas's parents i'd be very concerned if he actually did end up showing up in arizona after making statements like that. If for no other reason than lucas is the kind of idiot who is stupid enough to think he might be able to kill his parents and somehow get away with it, to get what he wants from them. When he is denied what he thinks he is entitled to he can get pretty angry and violent, as attested to by both dan campbells experiences and suzannes. If he ever gets it into his head that he has nothing left to lose he might try to do something stupid one way or another. Hell he has no issues with wanting to live in the psych ward apparently so doing something to them to get himself thrown in the nuthouse by claiming an insanity defense is the kind of thing I can see him at least contemplating at some point, once he completely runs out of options. Not that such a plan would work, but he's too stupid to understand how insanity defenses actually work

Id say the parent the Freak really wants dead is his father King Roy. If somehow he ended up back at his father's place, yea his father having a "fatal accident" could well happen.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I can't help busting out laughing when Lucas writes his stupid memes on his repulsive fat flabby body. You swear he's purposely being this much of a lolcow, but he's real. It's amazing.

 

[mothman96]

One of the biggest lies by the Greedy Freak:

I don't care about money

Of course he would totally get himself the proper mate at at the bar scene, but covid.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Lol @outcast wiggers! I like that one even more than the "autistic owls".

Austistic OWLs. Outcast Wiggers and Lucas. It was meant to be.

More inheritance talk.

And more talk about how he's aspiring to grow as a person.

Lucas isn't going to grow as a person. He's 41. People don't really change very much by that point in their lives.

19 year olds go to college to "grow as a person". Not middle aged guys.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rDg7HkGVtFo

I cannot imagine college fashioning Lucas into a functional adult, though I never dismiss redemption. The finest man I ever knew got sober at 40 after a lifetime of slamming tar and boosting shit.

A lot of these pedo hunters on Youtube are retards who's social skills don't seem much better than the creeps they go after.

They always expect everybody around to clap for them like the end of a movie, and they freak the fuck out when somebody tells them to GTFO and stop yelling in the store or whatever.

YouTube is full of attention-starved faggots who want you to know that they are hunting the vilest evil-doers and saving children, like and subscribe! They're all faggots, who believe that because they hunt pedos, they are above being recognized as faggots. Fuck them. They are Lucas deserve each other.

Their ardor for pedo hunting is invariably born of the recognition that pedos are the only group in the world they can punch down on. Everyone hates pedos, and they see going after them as their chance to be cheered like Chris Hansen. Nobody defends pedos, so they're free to wail away on as many pedos as they like. I don't give a damn, but for the way the hunters, as you delightfully put it, make a spectacle and "always expect everybody around to clap for them like the end of a movie." And also their insistence that if you notice and remind them that they are faggots, you are supporting pedos.

One of these days, the 15-year-old girl that Lucas begs for booby pics is going to be a wannabe Alex Rosen. The milk will be sour.

ETA: oops

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

One of the biggest lies by the Greedy Freak:

Of course he would totally get himself the proper mate at at the bar scene, but covid.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=V5uG61wd9Mg

I like when Lucas complains about people being "mean" to him.

It sounds so childish.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

YouTube is full of attention-starved faggots who want you to know that they are hunting the vilest evil-doers and saving children, like and subscribe! They're all faggots, who believe that because they hunt pedos, they are above being recognized as faggots. Fuck them. They are Lucas deserve each other.

Their ardor for pedo hunting is invariably born of the recognition that pedos are the only group in the world they can punch down on. Everyone hates pedos, and they see going after them as their chance to be cheered like Chris Hansen. Nobody defends pedos, so they're free to wail away on as many pedos as they like. I don't give a damn, but for the way the hunters, as you delightfully put it, make a spectacle and "always expect everybody around to clap for them like the end of a movie." And also their insistence that if you notice and remind them that they are faggots, you are supporting pedos.

One of these days, the 15-year-old girl that Lucas begs for booby pics is going to be a wannabe Alex Rosen. The milk will be sour.

It's like this video where the pedo hunter follows this mark into a business and the mark is screaming for them to call the police, and the pedo hunters strategy is to try and shout louder than the mark.

All people see is some guy provoking a mentally impaired midget customer into a screaming fit.

And then when the store employees aren't taking pedo hunters side, he plays the race card and says it's because of the color of his skin.

No dude, they just don't want you retards screaming in their place of business.

And these pedo hunters attract a real nutjob fanbase. Look in the comments of this video and there are people thinking there's a giant conspiracy in this town to protect pedos from justice.

 

[Da Dude123]

It's like this video where the pedo hunter follows this mark into a business and the mark is screaming for them to call the police, and the pedo hunters strategy is to try and shout louder than the mark.

All people see is some guy provoking a mentally impaired midget customer into a screaming fit.

And then when the store employees aren't taking pedo hunters side, he plays the race card and says it's because of the color of his skin.

No dude, they just don't want you retards screaming in their place of business.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3_X02EBgoZs:103
And these pedo hunters attract a real nutjob fanbase. Look in the comments of this video and there are people thinking there's a giant conspiracy in this town to protect pedos from justice.

Lunacy! That was a lot of autistic screeching in that video. I know these pedo hunters think they are true heroes and their hearts are sort of in the right place. But overall they are looking for attention and ass pats. And the cops and prosecuting attorneys typically do not like people trying this. These can turn into dangerous situations and the cops can't do shit with the evidence they provide. Most prosecuting attorneys won't do anything with it since it was some vigilante trying to be Internet famous. They always discourage people doing things like this.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Lunacy! That was a lot of autistic screeching in that video. I know these pedo hunters think they are true heroes and their hearts are sort of in the right place. But overall they are looking for attention and ass pats. And the cops and prosecuting attorneys typically do not like people trying this. These can turn into dangerous situations and the cops can't do shit with the evidence they provide. Most prosecuting attorneys won't do anything with it since it was some vigilante trying to be Internet famous. They always discourage people doing things like this.

I wonder how Lucas would handle himself in a situation like this if he got set up for one of these?

 

[WonderWino]

He's angry about being downvoted again

I wonder how Lucas would handle himself in a situation like this if he got set up for one of these?

It would probably be dan campbell video 2.0 only with him losing his shit even more after realizing he just got legit chris hansen'd. Not that he'd get charged for anything as vigilante shit would get tossed out the second a halfway competent lawyer got involved, but it wouldn't scare the shit out of him any less. Even lucas has enough brains to know having actual video proof of getting busted by such people will make the pedo label stick permanently and isn't something he can lie his way out of. He's also scared shitless of the idea of getting hit with sex offender status, which given how housing works with those laws would more than likely fuck him for good as far as housing goes, given that such people can't live within certain distances of schools, parks, areas with kids, etc... which many cities use to prevent such predators from even being able to live in the city. Florida is a prime example of that which is why you get those pedo shanty towns and that commune like pedo filled trailer park in the middle of nowhere

That said, lucas is getting more and more well known due to his social media presence, so he had better be careful, as one of these vigilante groups might get it in their heads he's an easy mark and pull a lacie on him, and set him up in some way to get busted. He's exactly the kind of low hanging fruit that these kinds of groups want

 

[Zaz]

He's angry about being downvoted again

https://youtube.com/watch?v=b3u6i0hVlB0

It would probably be dan campbell video 2.0 only with him losing his shit even more after realizing he just got legit chris hansen'd. Not that he'd get charged for anything as vigilante shit would get tossed out the second a halfway competent lawyer got involved, but it wouldn't scare the shit out of him any less.

Lucas is getting a disinterested public defender that he will likely piss off with his demands and rationalizations. No halfway competent lawyer works for free! I'd love to see him being cross-examined in court about his pedophile behavior.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

That said, lucas is getting more and more well known due to his social media presence, so he had better be careful, as one of these vigilante groups might get it in their heads he's an easy mark and pull a lacie on him, and set him up in some way to get busted. He's exactly the kind of low hanging fruit that these kinds of groups want

It wouldn't be hard. Say you're from Spokane and want to meet Lucas, and he'll agree to anything.