💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Being an Lolcow, he just doesn't learn. No one is buying the games he has created and no one will buy this one if he actually finishes it. He has other game ideas that never got finished like "Mikayla" and "Dance of the Telomeres". It makes me wonder how much it costs to have Gamecrafter design something like that...

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Lucas is building another schizo board game "Meepocalypse".

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Yet another productive endeavor. Eh, I guess it beats him stalking teens or compulsively masturbating himself into a migraine.

Too bad all his govt money doesn't get occasionally...i dunno, like audited? To see that he throws it away on sushi, cheese, and "board games" that nobody but him will ever play.
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I actually disagree on this.
Once it's in his hands it's his money.
As long as he isn't neglecting a child or selling\using hard drugs Wern can do whatever he wants with his welfare.
 
There is a world where Lucas is bright enough to come up with a scheme like inserting a contest ticket into each physical game box which places you into a raffle to get a free board game tailored to your age range. You would be required to specify your gender and age range when filling out the form, and the kind creator will deliver your game in person and play a session with you. EZPZ access to the coveted 12-17 year old demographic he secretly desires.

I would be concerned about Lucas actually using this idea, but then remembered that literally nobody buys his games.
 
He looks deeply, deeply sad, and I am laffin

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I still can't get over the fact this guy hallucinated women shouting out "we want babies!". It just cracked me up!!!
 
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He looks deeply, deeply sad, and I am laffin

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“I h-have....grit....please.... :(“

God how does he make these images with a straight face. He looks pathetic.


Also how the fuck has success EVER been defined as “marrying a billion women?” Who on the planet has ever had the aspiration to marry a billion women? Yet he states it like that’s a goal some person has had.
 
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