💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Wonder Woman]

So I'm just joining this party after taking a field trip over from Russell Greer's page. Holy shit this looks like a face you wake up to after the chloroform wears off.

 

[gobbogobb]

So I'm just joining this party after taking a field trip over from Russell Greer's page. Holy shit this looks like a face you wake up to after the chloroform wears off.

You should chlorform better looking dudes then.

 

[Wonder Woman]

You should chlorform better looking dudes then.

Actually I meant that I could see him trying to buy bottles of chloroform with his EBT card to use around campus.

If I'm drugging this dude, it would be to sell him for medical testing.

 

[Rogowski]

This is where it gets interesting

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

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Really?

Mister "sugar makes me violent' is going to mix booze and pot with his antipsychotic meds?

Then again, hes clearly not taking them....when you compare his quiet, meek, eager-to-please behavior from when he just got out of the clinic (also he seemed tired constantly, which antipsychotic medications Will do) with Johnny Badmemes as of late.

This is nuts, if true

 

[Bassomatic]

I think he mentioned he doesn't drink but does smoke.

Lucas is a mess and this is no shock but also remember he's burning back pay and soon to be homeless, so now he can get drugs and not in trouble is only a bad idea.

 

[Aristophanes]

Lucas would be the worst person in the world to share DMT or a joint with, let alone a drink. He's definitely the type that would refuse to share at all.

Drunk YouTube rants/meme sessions when?

 

[AmpleApricots]

If he starts getting high on the reg it's only a question of time until he has a meltdown and gets committed. He doesn't seem far away from it as is. That meltdown is gonna be hilarious tho. I hope he gets paranoid about telomeres.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

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You know, when Werner inevitably snaps and hijacks a bus full of middle-school girls, I really hope the state of Washington and whoever is going to release him to smoke pot and drink legally get sued into oblivion.

And he really does not need pot. He's a bloated hamsack. He doesn't need post-pot munchies.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Right before he was put away for the 2nd time he got smashed on cheap beer and caused a ruckus at the halfway house; the same one he is staying in now.
That's part of the reason why not drinking alcohol for a while was part of his release terms.

 

[Derp Potato]

>Knows alcohol causes him problems
>Wasn't allowed to drink alcohol for a set period of time
>Is finally allowed to drink alcohol again
>Will repeat

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

New Lucas meme:

Fixed for honesty:

 

[Rogowski]

Possession of Marijuana = Having kids and a significant other.

 

[Derp Potato]

He likely shoots for women so young because mentally, he's still at that age.

And he still thinks white knighting is the way to get laid so it's very clear he's mentally at that age.

 

[Father Dharmendra Rada]

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Lucas being on the fucking dole and thinking he's the only person in Spokane who can afford pot

Edit:

Peak Lucas

 

[Caracticus]

Does anyone know how old Lucas was when he hit on his 11-year old relative? I've heard her referred to as either niece or cousin, unless there was more than one. Was it around 2009?

 

[AmpleApricots]

If he was in his late 20s that would make him a pedo, period. Even with Lucas lack of understanding of borders and general social retardation and autism, an 11 year old body clearly doesn't have anything that's attractive to a non-pedo.

 

[Aristophanes]

Lucas being on the fucking dole and thinking he's the only person in Spokane who can afford pot

Edit:

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Peak Lucas

Well, at least we've established that Lucas doesn't like questions at all. Even one question is too many for our gourd-shaped cow.

 

[Father Dharmendra Rada]

Well, at least we've established that Lucas doesn't like questions at all. Even one question is too many for our gourd-shaped cow.

He keeps calling the spokane Kiwis out for not meeting up with him, but look at how he handles online interaction. If he heard something he didn't like IRL what would he do with no block button? It would definitely be a huge temper tantrum.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Also, Lucas posted that the college he applied to "can't find" his application so he is planning on going down there to reapply in person.