Wern 2.0 will be Lucas going to the main social area of the campus after psyching himself up to approach every girl he sees with “Hi I’m Lucas” until ONE of them agrees to go to Clinkerdaggers with him.
He will arrive at his chosen hunting spot and sit down in a chair while fumbling with his phone and pretending to look busy. He’ll see some young women, maybe try to covertly take pictures, then spend the next four hours cowardly making excuses in his head on why he can’t go talk to them.
“No, that one is with friends, I need to get a woman alone. Not that one, she’s on the phone. That girl looks like she might yell at me, she’s mean. Not that one, she’s....uhhh....she looks over 24. Definitely not a juicy enough womb. Oh DAMN A MAN JUST ENTERED THE ROOM TWENTY METERS AWAY! Now I can’t ask ANY of these girls out because they’re all secretly thinking about him! FUCKING COCKBLOCK!!!!”
He’ll drag himself back to the shelter that night and record an angry near-tears vid in the loo about how ALL THE GEN Z MEN COCKBLOCKED HIM TODAY, simply by dint of being present in the building.
Because Lucas’ definition of “clockblock” is that other men exist. He knows his only way to get a date is if he is literally the only man available...and even then, the women would rather just be alone.
e: lol that above post. “I guess if no man is willing to GIVE ME their female property, I’m FORCED to go and, idk, actually speak to a woman like she’s people? Let her have some sort of choice in the matter? It’s crazy and desperate but it’s my last resort.”
He is nothing but a wall of flesh. Does he not see how grotesquely enormous he looks?
