lint licker - livestream 8/31/2021

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I didn't see any one bringing this up, but if you're still on the fence on whether wifey is a Troon or not, watch this stream. More than once Amber refers to wifey with they pronouns and then quickly corrects herself to say "she".

Wifey didn't want to answer how tall she is. My bet is on because she's super tall for a woman, because she's a man.

And when you DO hear her speak, she sounds very mannish.

I could be wrong, ladies, but this stream solidified the wifey is a Troon theory in my pea brain head.
 
The chat was on fire tonight. Some of haydur nation seemed a little pissed off to me.

Did Wipey fuck off? I hope she did. That saga was fucking boring.

Wifey was present an accounted for. One sharp-eared person caught something interesting, which I'll pull in to this post down at the end.
she's doing her best to hide the hickeys on her neck

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No. She was making sure she was pulling peoples' attention to them, like any 12 year old after a first "date".

anyone else think it s nasty as hell that the Lardbeast keeps mentioning that she has sex with her Token...
her mental Age is really around 15...

And yet, she lectures her audience to stop talking about her sex life. Several people quite, er, vociferously told her to STFU about it if she didn't want to talk about it, and to stop answering questions about it, but of course she cannot, since she needs to still continue to try to convince people that she is both attractive and having sex, neither of which are true.
So Wifey is bipolar too! What a match made in heaven. I can’t wait until Amber realizes what bipolar really looks like.

Because Big Al ain't bipolar. Won't she be in for quite the surprise.

Also she’s making healthy meal preps for Amber? Oh boy LOL. Oh this is not going to last.

Oh, guise, you know what wifey made for them? CHICKEN SALAD. No, not healthy chicken salad that you could slam on some bread and eat with some pickles. Nope, this uh-MAY-zing meal was literally salad with chicken on it. Fine dining.

Hickey or skin infection because she can't hold her arms up long enough to clean herself properly?

Hickeys.

Becky looks fat as fuck. Good job getting your health in order after breaking up with the Ham Beast, thumb.

I'm over the new bitch. I'm over the couch bound era. I'm over the lives. This is fucking boring. Though I shouldn't expect anything less because Cuntylynn managed to make the cancer arch boring as fuck too.

I keep saying the chat is the most fun and vastly more interesting. More than the usual haydurs in there tonight.

Becky confirmed she's working Uber Eats. She has "decorated" the guest room (which is her room now, with her own bed), with all her tacky crap. She is working on sorting out her stuff, getting rid of what she doesn't want/need. She's saving her money so she can GTFI, and has uploaded her first vlog on her channel (KindaGoodKindaBeck, which is a level of cleverness I did not expect from her. She has also gotten to Twitch with the stupid name beanzzz, but which she realized live on stream that she shouldhave called KindaGoodKindaBadGaming. She'll be changing the name. Speaking of names, Big Al almost let loose on Wifey's name, but stopped herself before saying "my girlfriend".

Big Al was her usual insufferable, cunty self. Since Becky is back, we get the return of the idiotic southern accent she tries to do, with the rahht rahht bullshit and so on. In the time that Becky has been gone and the time she returned, Big Al has not done that, nor the yehyeahyeahyeah. She's also continuing to use AAVE, which someone in the chat called her on, but of course she ignored that. We also had the return of an older version, but no less annoying version, of her laugh, now that Becky's back, along with her annoying and stupid high pitched "mmmm" squeal.

She's desperately trying to make Becky jealous about wifey and it isn't working at all, something I find hilarious. If she was all in on wifey, she wouldn't bother with that shit. The only reason she keeps doing it is to rub Becky's face in it and reinforce that Big Al managed to find her a true and real gf within a month, while Becky is just a loser without one, as if everyone is like Big Al and needs someone with her. She was as dismissive and smug to her audience as always. Someone asked what wifey's height is, and she looked to wifey for approval to say it only to receive a no on that. the Nuke said "It's just a height, not a DNS sample, FFS" which I thought was hysterical. Nuke got to her bad, because once again, Big Al asked why the fuck they were there, and since swearing (for her) is a tell, it's clear she was seething. She constantly interrupted Becky when Becky was answering something asked in the chat, and everything Becky was trying to answer, she tried to make about her, natch.

Someone brought up Chantal's comment to round up Big Al's weight to 700, but that was a bit stupid, in my opinion. Chantal was just shitting on her viewers, and it was a nonstarter to get Big Al riled up.

Toward the end, Big Al decided she was done, and was tossing it (the stream) to Becky. This went about as long as you think it might, as Big Al was talking to wifey, leaning further out of frame, but loud enough to make it hard to listen just to Becky. People complained about this. Big Al would also chime in on shit people were asking Becky, and people asked her why, if she were done, she continued to butt in. Popular theory: she couldn't stand up to get up off the couch to leave the chat.

Now, something in her comments, post-video caught. At one point, Becky is commenting on the hickeys/marks on her neck, positing what they might be from, and decides to whisper it to Big Al.
Wifey, in the background: I want to know.
Big Al: Oh, no, it's nothing.
Wifey: I need to know.
Tell us again how healthy this relationship is, Big Al.

Here's where that exchange happened. turn up the volume. (Cued)

Edit: whoever talked about people stopping the superchats and forcing Big Al to pay attention to the actual, chatting members - you'll be pleased to know that the Nuke repeatedly told people to not send superchats in order to force Big Al to pay attention to people not interested in paying an additional fee to get her to notice them. To a certain extent, that worked fairly well.
 
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I guess now the thumb and the grifting groid can work together to enable Amber. Me thinks weight is gonna be gained from this arrangement…

That would be an interesting plot twist. Anyone writing a short story/novella/novel is free to use it: Becky contacts or is contacted by wifey. They decide to siphon money from Big Al before leaving her broke and alone: Becky will break up with Big Al, and wifey will contact Big Al as if she's interested in a 600 pound behemoth whose butt is glued to the couch. Becky will conveniently get exposed to covid and quarantine away from the apartment, to give wifey the window to move up her visit to come and see Big Al. Becky and wifey work on Big Al: Becky no longer rises to her shit and will still rrun out for groceries; wifey goes to work on controlling Big Al. between the two of them, they manage to push Big Al to be permanently bedbound, After they draw down Big Al's bank account, they both fade into the background, leaving her alone and broke. The sequel is part "what will Big Al do?" and how wifey and Becky are putting Big Al's dollars into use in their lives.
 
Very surreal and horrible stream. Wipey is just in a corner watching silently I guess? Fucking creepy. They mostly talk about dumbass shit teen girls would discuss. I'm gonna just point out the things I found interesting/funny.

Amber makes sure to read all the sexual questions, and then acts embarrassed after she answers them. Including, "would you have a one night stand?" which Amber responds to with "ABSolUtElY".
Amber almost cries when someone asks her about her sexuality fluctuating.
Amber admits to having sex with Wipey three hours before the stream, while Becky was home. And later indicates that this has been a...reoccurring situation. But its okay, because Becky has a fan in her room. 😊
Amber said she "doesn't have time" to watch a tv show Becky suggested...lmao.
Wipey and Amber made out so much her lips are chapped. She also thinks she has a cold sore coming on. Herpes?
Becky claims to have gotten a lap dance (once upon a time) at a strip club from some famous stripper or some shit. The stripper even complimented her Slipknot shirt.
Becky says how shrooms taste like parmesan to her, and acid made her eat crayons.🖍️
Becky will be streaming on Twitch soon, lol.
Becky is getting a lot of simps, one in particular she favors, and even calls her hot. The simp is "garlic bread".
The last 20 min of the stream is Becky answering boring questions, and Amber sitting silently while texting Wipey.
And here's some of my fav clips, I really hope I inserted these correctly...
THIS. Beckys reaction, I think this proves Wipey is mtf trans or nonbinary. Either way they have a dick. Nothin wrong with that, so idk why she doesn't just....say so?
amber explains that wifey can order her to do anything and she will oblige because "sub/dom moment" (a whole new arch? bdsm lynn?)
"yeah i gushed all over....oh wait that was cancer"
amber makes lusty dinosaur noises (i was listening on 1.5x speed and it was extra funny)
"because you were my everything..." "rrrOOOIIGHT"
 
Wow. Someone actually got that close to amber..... that's fucking gross. I don't think I had feeder on my list of things that could happen but this is a bonus.
 
these two freaks sitting in dim lamplight with wipey staring, unblinking, like a dead eyed fish off camera is genuinely chilling. amberlynchian
 
The way she comments on her "sore lips," then turns her whole massive head in attempt to catch Becky's jealous face only to find that Becky didn't hear or care is way too satisfying. I'm an Amberlynn noob, but starting to understand how such a boring person is also so unlikable.
 
ALR getting offended after Becky admitted to wanting to be left alone to relax after working 'til 3am. How dare the Thumb not want to message a petulant little hippo after working all day.

Also upsetting to see Twink clamber to Thumb, poor little sod has missed her. I don't buy that fucking ''oh maaa gahhhd, Twinkie Storrr LOVES Wifey, it's like crazy''.
Bull fucking shit.

I know it's already been pointed out but showing off lovebites when you're 30+ years old is so awfully childish. Even in my teenage years, anyone who ended up with marks would cover them with make-up. Not a single person I knew showed them off. Grow up Fatty.
The new accent she's putting on didn't take long did it.

She is feeling herself way too much lately, it makes you recoil kinda like when you touch wet food in the sink. It's just bloody disgusting
 
Wasnt Becky in a three way relationship with Rafe and Hannah for a while before meeting Amber? Would it be possible that Becky might to do some weird arrangement where she'll stay in the apartment being paid as a "caretaker" for Amber while Amber lives it up with wifey? I dont know, could explain why Becky didnt do the reasonable thing and left Amber the moment wifey came to visit and why she doesnt care about the new relationship.
 
This is so fucking boring.
She doesn't even do on camera what she's best at - eating.
We will never have anything like Destiny era again. Kentucky Lesbian Mafia lost it's charm.

Why do I bother checking this sub anyway?
 
This is so fucking boring.
She doesn't even do on camera what she's best at - eating.
We will never have anything like Destiny era again. Kentucky Lesbian Mafia lost it's charm.

Why do I bother checking this sub anyway?
I'm starting to agree with the thread Null started about collapsing the board.

Fully support The Nuke in encouraging people to stop giving her money too.

I'm about ready to see this massive retard be forced to take on some sort of challenge in life. Surely she can't coast along affording that rent by sitting in the same spot all day and serving up 17 minutes of dead air for every hour she can be arsed to switch the camera on for.

I hope Wipey gets some sense and fucks off and leaves the two of them to fend for themselves from a less-than-hourly rate Uber Eats gig.

The one bit of consistent entertainment through the whole of lockdown and she's gone and made it so fucking dull that I'd rather be back at work.

Fuck you Amberlynn Reid you fat sped looking overfed overpaid unintelligent cunt. To quote a better youtuber; My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
 
I'm willing to bet intense kissing is as far as Amber will go. Hickies are her sex life. She's a fat sped with teenage mental age.
I agree. She isn't having sex. She didn't have sex with Krystal after four years of living together and she only had sex (or whatever she considers sex) with Becky once. No couldn't do it with someone Becky's size, but totally wants us to believe she is with some skinny black man or woman. Yeah sure.

It's easy for her to lie. She bragged over and over about the sex her and Becky were having and it's clear she is doing the same with wipey. I can't roll my eyes any harder.
 
Becky probly is just being a simp, but there could be another side...

She obviously checked out a loooong time ago but a Cheesebeast is for life or until you can fob it off on the next idiot. If I'd been wiping that humongous arse, chipping the crusts and cleaning cheese out of crevices for years, I would absolutely turn up just to enjoy my previous hellish existence being endured by some other sucker.

And Albert is still on best behaviour for St. Francis of Asswipi so won't want her to see the worst....but how can even she, the largest blob of self-involved entitlement in the history of mankind, justify asking Becky to degrease and decheese her when The Love That Was Greater Than Love is actually there and just gagging to get into those yeasty trenches? I would be there with a bucket of popcorn, playing innocent and enjoying every moment of someone else's purgatory. The new coontroon absolutely trampled all over Becky in her desperation to get to the lard wall that is our gorl so I really hope Becky is enjoying her exploring all the horrors encased in Albert's overstretched skin.

She gets money, she gets to build up her channel in a way she'll never be able to again and she gets to nope out of any of the gross stuff. I'm probably being hopelessly optimistic and she's just a total duck but she obvious doesn't give one fuck about this huge romance so maybe she's being cannier than we think. Now give me all the rainbows.


PS. Trannywife. MtF or FtM? 🍿🍿🍿
 
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