LGBTQiwis

[souschef]

Best part is when fujos fuck up basic human anatomy and start claiming that there is an extra hole between the penis and the anus that their sparkly gay boys are fucking.

But there is though

You're just not listening to binaural beats enough

 

[Kiwifarmsuser100001]

Safe bet that's exactly what he's like. Fat ugly basement dweller who never goes outside and stuffs his face with chicken tendies while insulting strangers on teh interwebs

quick to assume I'm fat when I'm probably fitter and younger than you fucking beer belly unc who fixes cars all day

 

[femboy fart huffer]

I'm a big fat nigger and I like slapping my belly like a seal while fucking and there is nothing wrong with that you bigots.

 

[Fishnumm]

How the fuck would people be able to tell a skeleton is gay or lesbian?

if you died eating pussy you could tell then


prehaps for men like anal sex might damage the pelvis and archeologists could tell that way thats only a theory

i know what @Kiwifarmsuser100001 said was stupid i still thought about it though

 

[synthetic_glazer]

I like chubby guys but some gays (especially furries) get really weird about it, like they'll see a shirtless fat guy and start foaming at the mouth about how much they love fat old men and want to rub hairy old fat men's bellies. I feel this is a sociogenic overcorrection to the Beforetimes where thin, athletic, young twinks were the ideal, like how beachwear now use tons of fat women in their promotional material. Like people don't actually find fat old people as hot as they let on, they just want people to see that their tastes are metropolitan and progressive and not rooted in traditional beauty standards.

And @femboy fart huffer firstly you sent me a DM to call me gay which is cyberbullying, and secondly if you like bellies so much you shouldn't slap them you should caress and respect them like you're touching a fine satin blanket or perhaps a freshly painted wall.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

And @femboy fart huffer firstly you sent me a DM to call me gay which is cyberbullying

Don't cyberbully me I'll cum.

secondly if you like bellies so much you shouldn't slap them you should caress and respect them like you're touching a fine satin blanket or perhaps a freshly painted wall.

I don't like bellies sexually I am just a fat nigga with a seal fursona.

 

[a-Lager]

Fat people are UGLY and do NOT deserve love. Who can love a man who doesnt love himself enough to be a disgusting sack of lard?

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Fat people are UGLY and do NOT deserve love. Who can love a man who doesnt love himself enough to be a disgusting sack of lard?

My mother says she loves me all the time fucking retard.

 

[a-Lager]

My mother says she loves me all the time fucking retard.

Chubby chasers dont count

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Chubby chasers dont count

You've got to be a proper fucking retard to be a chubby chaser. Like what you're having trouble running after a fat bitch? Are you in a wheelchair or some shit?

 

[Fishnumm]

some chubby chicks arent that bad obese is when its a problem

rather a fatty than emaciated though i hate being reminded of the holocaust when im doin' it

 

[souschef]

Rule is clear: if you look down while at the shower (without jutting your head forward, cheaters) and you can see your peenor (without getting an erection, cheaters), then you're in acceptable fat levels

 

[femboy fart huffer]

some chubby chicks arent that bad obese is when its a problem

Chubby is good. I like chubby when it's just squishy. Fat is cringe though.

Rule is clear: if you look down while at the shower (without jutting your head forward, cheaters) and you can see your peenor (without getting an erection, cheaters), then you're in acceptable fat levels

I like this rule because it means that women can be 600lbs and still sexy as fuck. I do not like this rule because it discriminates against us micropenis havers.