🍗 Deathfat Lena Dunham - Fat, Child Molesting Attention Whore and Her Trainwreck of a Family

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It’s an eternally stupid idea for a movie — but I want to meet the retarded executives in charge of the Polly Pocket movie who pooled together to decide Lena Dunham was the best person to write and direct it.

I can’t imagine an Asian, Latina, Black etc. woman in Hollywood given so many chances after failing repeatedly and acting like a total clown.
 
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Equal parts seething and coping, possibly also dilating.
I too am terrible and hope he knocks her up lol



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So he's the one who told Lena that she's perfect and special. Wonder what she really means by "you danced with us instead". It's not like he gave up making deviant art to raise a family.



Wow, wasn't expecting nudes. Idk how he ever dated Lena unless he is just a clout junkie or something.


For the kiwis who haven't had the pleasure to appreciate Mr. Dunham's fine art.
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It hurts my soul that this is considered art.
It's basically Sonichu tier. Too bad Chris didn't know a bunch of rich art hipsters to grift like Carroll did.
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This thread is proof enough that aristocracy is still real, and they look out for each other. The entire "art", publishing, and entertainment industry is one big sinecure for the worthless adult children of aristocrats.
 
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It’s an eternally stupid idea for a movie — but I want to meet the retarded executives in charge of the Polly Pocket movie who pooled together to decide Lena Dunham was the best person to write and direct it.

I can’t imagine an Asian, Latina, Black etc. woman in Hollywood given so many chances after failing repeatedly and acting like a total clown.
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That was completely out of context for me, I thought I had skipped a few posts so I googled and wtf?

Lena Dunham to direct live-action movie based on Polly Pocket toy​
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Dunham, the creator, director and star behind the edgy HBO hit "Girls" and low-budget independent film "Tiny Furniture," is going in a slightly different direction this time in bringing the children's toy to life. "Emily In Paris" star Lily Collins is set to star and produce.​
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Now, we have questions!​
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Why Dunham? (note: yes. why???)​

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Well, turns out the writer/director/actor, 35, was firing up her imagination for her showbiz future by playing with the dolls and the sets they came with that she did as a child.​
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"Polly Pocket was responsible for countless hours of childhood escapism for me — Polly gave me a tiny world of magic and autonomy to narrate, so it's pretty poetic to be tackling these same ideas now as a director collaborating with the brilliant Lily Collins, Robbie Brenner, Mattel and MGM," she said in a statement.​
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"I'm so thrilled to bring to bear both my love of this historic property and also my deep-seated belief that young women need smart, playful films that speak to them without condescension," Dunham added.​

whole article is here (I only posted the Dunhan-related parts).

Her reaction is, of course, her old self-deprecation trick:

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"hahaha, if I say first I'm ugly and she's pretty, nobody will mention it!"

This is her most recent tweet:
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...and the funny thing is that the article in question,

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is a weight loss add.

Back on instagram, she wrote about Britney of course, and of course, made it about HER experience.
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Kinda OT, but I hate people are trying to make a feminist case of Britney's tragedy, specially whores like Lena. This isn't about "white men", it's about Hollywood and entertainment industry, the one Lena IS part of and even became an enabler when a friend of hers was accused of sexual harassment and she defended him. Britney was abused by her parents, allowed to be around older men because (her mother said), having sex with an older man would make her popular. Britney is a victim of his system, but Lena and her family are the enablers of it. STFU, cow.
 
The Britney thing IS a feminist issue mainly because she was stripped of her reproductive rights — but having a uterus is nothing Lena knows about anyway these days.
 
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Sometimes I get so caught up in my vision of what I thought a family was meant to look like at age 35 that I forget I have one, right here, and it’s perfect and complete (even if my daughter is sporting a *very* adolescent pout.) The family we choose for ourselves is as mighty as the family genetics 🧬 can build- and many of you have been part of that family for me, urging me through growth and change and some really unfortunate hairstyles. Taking this Sunday to appreciate my family, as it is today, as I created it, as it created me.​

The pic was taken by Bella Ramsey (Lyanna Mormont in GoT). She's 17 years old and she shouldn't be near this child molester.
 
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This is a moment of gratitude- not for the sun (although it sure is sweet after all this London rain, and I thought rain was my thing...) And not for this new bathing suit (although it’s pretty exciting when something is both covered in hearts AND accommodates the ample belly.) No, this is gratitude for YOU. It’s easy to go down the rabbit hole, yelling about how the internet is mean and false and destroying our social fabric yadda yadda yadda, but this community, right here on the ‘gram, has been so consistently loving, kind and connected for such a long time. You’ve generously allowed me to share my tougher moments and my most sweet ones too and, most essentially for me since it is why I am haunting the planet like a ghost who can’t read the room, my art. The fact that you’ve shown me love when I am, in fact, a stranger is a testament to the goodliness of human nature. So this is just a note to say thank you, I’m with you and - to quote my love @taylour- remember to put your feet in the grass. I just did and it helped, with everything. Then I saw a slug and came back on the deck but you know, points for trying? I’m giving you all points for trying this Monday. ❤️☀️​
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Stupid pretentious fatso and her boyfriend also made a video about themselves posting too much online touching each other. Seriously, just read and watch.

When I first heard this song-my 💕@attawalpa wrote a 💕 📝 to his iPhone- I knew I wanted to make a Covid era visual that played with how much we record and post of our romances on these devices and the line between #couplegoals and #couplenightmares. Luckily my sweet partner is always up for a creative adventure, and this one took us from the bathtub to a valley of 🐑 and back to the bathtub again. So excited to share 💝 surreal link in bio, and you’ll see more pairs of 🖐 than mine... many thanks to EVERY woman who touched my boyfriend for the sake of this art 😂​
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Creative Directed by @emmachitty​
Styled by @rosie_bonnar w/ designs by @16arlington​
Hand lettering by @jennyziomekstudio​
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Lena is on the last train to Copesville, and that grifter she is with is gonna disembark before it derails. Every post is like she's trying to convince herself she's not a washed up Ms. Piggins
 
Guy's not completely bad, if you ask me. All hipster trash aside.
 
Totally convinced this writer is a Kiwi.

Someone's gotta stop giving Lena Dunham pets​

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Other than her hit show Girls, there are two things Lena Dunham is most known for, at least as far as I’m concerned: apologizing and collecting and breaking pets like so many Precious Moments figurines. In fact, she was able to combine both of those passions back in 2017 when the world first learned about the tragic saga of one Mr. Lamby Antonoff-Dunham (more on that later). Lamby, however, was just the beginning.

Since then, Dunham has adopted pet after pet after pet. And while almost every one of her companions enjoys an onslaught of love and attention in the initial months after its adoption, the ones who manage to survive this period of affection quickly vanish into the Instagram ether, displaced by the new and rarely heard from again.

Lena, of course, has always insisted that she is nothing if not doting. “You can say a lot of shit about me,” Lena Dunham said a few years back in a profile written by Allison P. Davis of The Cut, “but I am a very committed pet owner.” As for the occasional death? “Well, when you are a nice person who adopts end-of-life pets, sometimes they die,” she said in that same profile, by way of paraphrase. With that kind of self-declared generosity of spirit, the casual observer might even start to believe her. After all, it’s hard to keep track of any sort of body count with so many comings and goings. The sheer volume of pets she parades around can be disorienting, with one hairless cat fading into the next. Has she owned two? Six? Does she even know herself?

After spending far more hours than I’d care to admit poring over pretty much everything Lena Dunham has ever revealed about the various animals in her care, we finally have some answers. And what I’ve discovered is: Please do not give this lady any more fucking pets. I’m begging you.
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Seeing them all broken down in a list is...scary.

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Someone's gotta stop giving Lena Dunham pets

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I watched this a couple weeks ago. Sister Fister is in it. If you don't wanna watch, skip to the last two scenes. There you will see Lena Dunham in the most appropriate and accurate role of her annoying life. Really made me think: If she could just stick to more appropriate roles like this. Roles that suit her level of talent...maybe she'd have something...
 
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