🍗 Deathfat Lena Dunham - Fat, Child Molesting Attention Whore and Her Trainwreck of a Family

[Hugh Wotmaet]

Her husband looks like a rougher version of Bighead from Silicon Valley

 

[MicrowavedApple]

Well, at least we know it's not a shotgun wedding.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

I'm just catching up on this thread, and ... Holy fucking shit, she blew up.

She absolutely belongs in the Deathfat category now.

 

[Umaibae]

Funny how all her cool and famous gal pals of yesteryear seemingly weren’t involved nor invited. Some of those people wouldn’t be able to stay silent about going to London. Could it be…no one likes her anymore?!?! /sneed

Taylor Swift has supposedly been spending the majority of the last two years at her place there, mainly due to privacy laws and Brit boyfriend — so I hope to god Lena didn’t stick her meaty paws back into TSwift’s life to beg her to come to her totally legit and not rushed wedding.

 

[VinegarPussy]

Well, at least we know it's not a shotgun wedding.

She and Sammie are 2 cows I’m THRILLED cannot reproduce.

 

[Iron Hamster]

cued to relevant time:

 

[KimWexlerEsq2]

Her wedding photos and insufferable commentary are on Vogue.com. Swift was a bridesmaid. She and her three wedding dresses were unimaginably ugly. And the bride and groom are such unique hipster artistes that they basically just copied the Beatles for the whole thing:

Inside Lena Dunham’s Whimsical, Whirlwind London Wedding

The actor, writer, and director wed Peruvian-British musician Luis Felber in three different custom Christopher Kane dresses.

www.vogue.com

 

[rocknrollmartian]

Woof:

 

[Android raptor]

She and Sammie are 2 cows I’m THRILLED cannot reproduce.

At least sammie I doubt would actually molest a kid herself (though I'm sure she'd have no problems bringing a chomo bf around them). Can't exactly say the same about Lena.

At least her male, Christian fundie equivalent Josh Duggar finally got popped by the feds for his noncery

 

[Salubrious]

Lena is now the same size that Tess Holliday imagines herself to be.

 

[Clown Baby]

Woof:
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And to think as a kid I thought Gwyneth's makeup was so unrealistic looking. Looks spot on now.

 

[AssignedEva]

Christ why did they let her write the captions to the photos? It's like reading a child's diary.
"At first my ceremony dress reference was when the Beatles’ wives got married at Town Hall. Then it turned into June Carter Cash, Priscilla Presley, Coal Miner’s Daughter energy."
WHO WORE IT BETTER?

Hilariously Christopher Kane observed she looked like she was going to her first Communion, and that's exactly what I thought - she's mutton dressed as lamb. Somehow Lena's managed to take a bunch of cool sounding things ("Custom painted bespoke dress as a surprise from Christopher Kane" "hand selected Miu Miu heels" "wedding cakes from the London Review of Books", "hosted at the Union Club", "Gail Smith made a custom floral Chuppah") and make it look terrible.

Gratingly Lena keeps referring to Emma Chitty as Luis's favourite human. She's Luis's smoking hot ex that he seems to have split up with during lockdown, and I hope she was judging him for deciding to marry Lena in the space of 9 months.

 

[Sir Benfro]

Gratingly Lena keeps referring to Emma Chitty as Luis's favourite human. She's Luis's smoking hot ex that he seems to have split up with during lockdown, and I hope she was judging him for deciding to marry Lena in the space of 9 months.

It will never not be weird to invite your ex to your wedding. Just don't do it

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

...and I'm sure she looked positively resplendent in her wedding muumuu.

Fucking called it.

 

[12 Year Old Lurker]

good lord above. the last time i saw lena dunham was when i had the misfortune of seeing her in a tv show, back when she wasn't about as wide as a garden fence.

how does she even have a husband? is he into the gunt, or is it just one of the seven wonders?

 

[Beating Women]

Get paid King,
rinse that pig for all she's worth

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

how does she even have a husband? is he into the gunt, or is it just one of the seven wonders?

"beard"
"fag hag"

 

[12 Year Old Lurker]

"beard"
"fag hag"

ohhh. makes a lot more sense than genuine attraction.

 

[AssignedEva]

She might have retained a shred of dignity if she'd gone for a conventional length gown:

but of course Lena has no concept of dignity so we got Bride of Chucky instead.

 

[MicrowavedApple]

If you heard a gust of wind that night, it was Jack Antinof letting out the world's biggest sigh of relief that he never gave in to Lena's passive aggressive public attempts to shame him into marrying her.