Left Side Sleeper Superiority Thread

[Eventide]

I didn't know left side sleeping is something brag worthy?

Well, I do it, and I do like having a random trait that makes me feel superior to others. So, uh...LEFT SIDE SLEEPERS shall dominate!

 

[Levi]

How do people fall asleep on their backs? It feels so weird.

You are forced to when you finally develop major back and shoulder problems from decades of labor work.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

You are forced to when you finally develop major back and shoulder problems from decades of labor work.

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also that sounds shitty, sorry

 

[Levi]

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also that sounds shitty, sorry

I was once a left-sleeper like you. Remember me.

 

[Arcade Gannon]

I start to feel like I'm going to have a heart attack and die if I lay on my left side for more than half an hour. Not sure why.

 

[Core Theorist]

@Travis Touchdown (REAL) sweetheart... I'm the molester goblin. I thought you liked it when I molested you and it was your signal for me to go ahead when you were sleeping on your right side or on your back? Honey, you gotta tell me these things.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

It depends on what I'm facing when I'm falling asleep. My current bed position is more comfortable to face my right, so I sleep on my right side. It isn't always that way especially if I'm sleeping in a bed that I normally don't sleep in.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I was once a left-sleeper like you. Remember me.

I work in a car factory and have woken up with my hand in a permanent claw before. Had to run it under hot water and slllooowwwllllyyyy pry my fingers back to normal. That was a fun time. Shooting 3000 bolts a day with a pistol grip pneumatic gun fucks up your hand, WHODATHUNKIT!?

 

[Banworld Creature]

Can't sleep any other way besides on my left side. Even in the womb I was a left side sleeper, which caused me to be born with a crease in my left ear lobe.