Laughable wikiHow guides

[Dr. Mario]

やらないか

 

[Dollars2010]

How to be Loved

How to Love

 

[Dee]

http://www.wikihow.com/Have-Swag

and the guide for dealing with the swagtermath of this dude's swag
http://www.wikihow.com/Treat-6th-Graders-Who-Think-They-Have-Swag

 

[Dollars2010]

How to be Quirky!

 

[Dee]

http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Silly-with-Your-Girlfriend
"When she looks at you just stare, motionless."

 

[Dollars2010]

How to Be Comfortable in Your Own Skin

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Have-Girl-Swag

 

[Dee]

http://www.wikihow.com/Practice-Changing-Room-Etiquette-(Men)

 

[Dollars2010]

How to Survive a Lion attack

 

[Fialovy]

http://www.wikihow.com/Survive-an-Encounter-with-an-Ostrich

http://www.wikihow.com/Start-Cursing

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Becoming-a-Sexual-Predator

http://www.wikihow.com/Prevent-or-Survive-a-Monkey-Attack

 

[Dollars2010]

How to draw a fire type pokemon

 

[Fialovy]

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Unique-Warrior-Cat-Name

Also... no funny pictures but...
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Into-a-Sibling's-Webkinz-Account

That's all for now!

 

[Yog-Sothoth]

http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-a-Dominatrix

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

http://www.wikihow.com/Start-Cursing

This one's fun in Spanish :

http://es.wikihow.com/empezar-a-decir-malas-palabras

 

[The Dude]

How to Admit to a Foot Fetish

• Your partner may see an advantage to this, and start forcing you to smell/lick/kiss her feet for long amounts of time.
• If she likes nail polish, tell her that she should try a certain color, or a certain color would look good on her feet. This one works like a charm. Later on she will notice you always look at them and start to question. Hopefully she doesn't find it weird.

And when you tell your partner you have a foot fetish, don't forget:

• Act a little nervous. Though your foot fetish may be something you've had for years and seems perfectly normal to you, you should be considerate of your partner.

Hey look, Quentin Tarantino made an article.

http://www.wikihow.com/Pierce-Your-Own-Penis

NO! NO NO NO NO NO! NO!

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

NO! NO NO NO NO NO! NO!

 

[Fialovy]

Note to self: You are a sad soul if you look at horoscope dating advice let alone on wikihows.

http://www.wikihow.com/Date-a-Cancer

If you want to sweep someone off their feet, know that this is the sign for you. Cancer women are the definition of the woman waiting for her knight in shining armor. She loves romance, intimacy, and being openly cared for. Cancer men will be romantic and courtly, lavishing you with gifts and coy praise. Though they move slowly, romance is in their hearts.

• Cancer needs to be shown that you are the real deal. In order to get the ball rolling, you'll need to give it a push first. So grab your white horse and get to trotting. Cancer, in all its dynamic glory, is worth it.

and that is only just a small exerpt of one of the many worthless horoscope wikihows.

Thankfully and oddly enough, there is also guide on how to stop believeing in horoscopes too!
http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Believing-in-Horoscopes

 

[Joan Nyan]

http://www.wikihow.com/Know-if-Your-Ex-Misses-You
aka How to be a stalker.

That's the last step, btw.

 

[CatParty]

http://www.wikihow.com/Tickle-Your-Aunt

The best time to attempt a tickle is when there is nobody else around, say when you're visiting her house.

Once she is reassured, relaxed, and openly laughing out loud, you could try for some deeper fingertip exploration.

http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-a-Lap-Dance-for-Your-Boyfriend-or-Husband

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Your-Boyfriend-Kiss-You

http://www.wikihow.com/Attract-a-Lonely-Teased-Girl

http://www.wikihow.com/Pick-Up-Girls-in-High-School

http://www.wikihow.com/Teach-a-Horse-to-Kiss