KiwiFarms Dating Thread

[p0e]

What if I just want someone who's kind to the world around them but is also willing to read weird and morbid books with me?

me frfr

 

[Lokenstien]

me frfr

It's a tough world for the literary freaks. At least we have catalogues for undead degeneracy.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Right. Roast me, girls.

Look how neat I made it.

Gonna answer some bingo cards later maybe.

 

[Kiwisee]

I will not settle for anyone less than 600 pounds

 

[i440BX]

This is Fed bait.

 

[zyclonPD]

Looking for wamen to have farm life with, must like my spikey anime hair, must appreciate my grandpa's farm, must like flowers, must like being proposed to with a blue feather, has to attend all the village festivals, must like pets.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

 

[RACISM]

Wyświetl załącznik 5881989

>not crazy
This is like when women say they will only date men over six feet tall.
Oh wait, I just looked up the stats and that's 14% of men so actually they have a much bigger chance than you.

 

[Misericordia]

oh gosh I've never done something like this before

Spoiler: I hope I'm doing it right

 

[Teghern]

I like collecting precious and valuable internet points so if anyone wishes to sacrifice their eternal soul to a civil partnership for this purpose I am the one for you.
True love would be nice though.

 

[Chromeo]

Ooh, an excuse to overthink something that everyone else is making in MS Paint! Count me IN!

Spoiler: mine

I should actually fill out the other bingo cards and see if I get a bingo.
Edit: I almost got a full card on @EvaXephon, but I'm going to guess she's straight. At least we'd probably be good friends.

 

[Man at Arms]

This the best thread on the farms lmfao

 

[Norbit from Norbit]

I declare All women of the Kiwifarms are now my wives, Mashallah.

 

[internet friend]

21 and Single White Male...
-Shy -Smart -Young at Heart -Computer skilled
-Humorous -A great thinker and go-getter -"Natural salesperson" -Enjoys good parts of life
-Diplomatic -Friendly -Loves his family -Peaceful -Very creative -_He's lonely_

...Seeking a CUTE 18-21 SINGLE ♀FEMALE♀ COMPANION
*18-21 years of age *does _not_ already have a boyfriend *Single
-Average to Slender Weight/Body Type -White -Lives in Charolettesville or Ruckersville area
*Does NOT Smoke or Drink Alcohol -Happy, Positive Personality
*Average/High Income -Drives a vehicle

If any ♂MEN♂ read this huge sign...
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!
(And to all MEN with girlfriends, except marrieds and blacks, go jump off a cliff)
Have a nice day ☺

 

[New Briefcase]

Right. Roast me, girls.

Look how neat I made it.

Gonna answer some bingo cards later maybe.

I meet exactly one of these criteria. Also I'm a male. Is that sufficient?

 

[WhatInTheActualFuck]

The bingo card contents are pretty hilarious - keep em coming!

 

[Staticness]

Reading these, I am lucky I married who I did when I did. If this is the peak of online dating, I would cut my dick off and claim to be a woman on the spot.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Wyświetl załącznik 5908287

I meet exactly one of these criteria. Also I'm a male. Is that sufficient?

Sadly both of these things are common skills here.

 

[Mankirk]

Edit: I almost got a full card on @EvaXephon, but I'm going to guess she's straight.

You'd guess wrong

 

[pork and beans]

this thread reminds me of this image