KiwiDates - When, Josh??

[A_Skellington]

I just want a nice lady kiwi that supports my chronic calcium habit.

 

[Jazz never died!]

KiwiDates will go as well as Harley Quinn and Joker or goth couples.

 

[Bec]

Didn't an actual marriage of two kiwi's happen?

 

[Ita Mori]

Two autistic people so retarded they have KF accounts would spawn a being more dangerous than Metal Gear...

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

This would be fun if Null got to set the dates up and deliberately selected people who have super opposing views and then they had to film the date so we could take bets on what occurs.

 

[Topgallant]

This would be fun if Null got to set the dates up and deliberately selected people who have super opposing views and then they had to film the date so we could take bets on what occurs.

Well we do have both terfs and incels

 

[Spl00gies]

Kiwi's hook up all the time

 

[Cow-Chan]

Kiwi's hook up all the time

I find this to be highly improbable

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Didn't an actual marriage of two kiwi's happen?

Yes, two now disgraced BP mods @THOTto and Kamov something

They were both ugly and retarded

Spoiler: Ugly and Retarded

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

Even if you could land someone, that would just lead to getting negrated IRL.

Imagine your girl calling you a nigger for burning the toast.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Imagine your girl calling you a nigger for burning the toast.

She doesn't already? That's mighty white of her, withholding a proper irl negrating for burning the fucking toast.

 

[Hitman One]

This would be fun if Null got to set the dates up and deliberately selected people who have super opposing views and then they had to film the date so we could take bets on what occurs.

The programme should take the format of the much loved and cherished British television institution "Naked Attraction" for maximum lulz.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Dating someone who will murder you online for a few Winner ratings sounds scary.

 

[Miss Misery]

I wouldn't even consider dating anyone with less than 15k stickers. Also, a combined 1/3 of them or better must be "winner", "semper fidelis", or "drink". Anyone with over 500 "autistic" or "dumb" stickers is instantly disqualified.

Sorry, I already have a Kiwi bf.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I'll eat out your butthole or whatever. Just don't steal my shit, nigger.

P.S can't wait to meet you!

 

[Lame Entropy]

idk you’re all probably ugly

 

[SpumbleSplabloo]

Sorry, only interested if you have a Person of Interest tag.

 

[Occam's Spork]

I'm always dtf, bring a blank dvd and some duct tape or some shit, y'all. I got some beer and cheerwine

 

[Morch Ponkey]

Please make this happen. I won't use it, but I want to see the aftermath.

Zaftig Kiwifemmes with greasy hair for everyone

 

[misterduckford]

I wouldn't fuck any degenerate that has an account on this site, and neither should any of you.

I'll fuck all the things and so should you.