Kiwi Merch 2026 - So everything required gets done in time to ship

[Cnut]

Only thing to suggest for future is maybe the small ones could be die-cut.

Like this frog

 

[Duiker]

Damn. Iam getting stickermogged by all you as I wait for my own.

 

[The French Connection]

Mine arrived today. I still don't know what I'm doing with them, but I'm glad to help support the site with them.

 

[LoogerLike]

Got my stiggers, I can't imagine the trannies will suffer them to live for long but I will deploy the fancy stiggers when the opportunity arises

 

[Laygs For Days]

I went out again sans stickers but when I got home there they were! My spouse thinks I'm going to get into fights but 1) who's going to see me put them up in the bathroom over the tranny stickers and 2) who's gonna get mad over some adorable little birds?! Promptly cut into singles so I can put them in my wallet & purses to always be prepared.

 

[escampar]

 

[Zeftax]

Why does fedex have to be so retarded. Today at 9:53 I got a notification they will be delivering the package between 9:40 and 13:40. Previously, the estimated delivery date was a completely different day. So I rushed home, and waited. It is now 14:42 and still no word of the package. The tracking web site now shows it will be delivered before 10 PM. Nigga I have places to be, I can't sit on my ass all day. They don't even give you contact information for the driver so you could call him and ask when he expects to get here. If it's gonna be another hour, I'd be at least able to go out and do other stuff I need to take care of today.

 

[Tinidril]

Why does fedex have to be so retarded

That's a damn good question.

Spoiler

I was expecting medication yesterday that was not only expensive ($450+) but had to be kept on ice, they gave the usual 3-4 hour window. I was watching the tracking very carefully. The app even had my driver's name, and before the mapping ability went to shit, I could see the truck was in my general vicinity. The 3-4 hour window went by, I'm trying not to get too aggravated, they have up to 8pm etc.

At 8pm I go to my porch for something completely unrelated and the box is there, warm to the touch on the outside. Mind you, it got to *over 100°F* in my little corner of paradise yesterday. Fortunately the pharmacy packed my meds like fanatics and though the icepacks were completely melted, the water inside was still really cold.

The website still shows my package as undelivered. I'm almost hoping they call me to ask if I got my package so I can say, "Why no" and the driver gets in trouble but I'm really not vicious like that.

 

[River possum]

is that middle one an earlier drop??

It's an old design that I think he put on shirts, I thought it was so cute so I used it to test print photo paper i got some time ago, since it turned out so nice i kept it!

 

[Atlas Sneezed]

@Null I got an email from Fedex on 25 Jun saying that my stickers will be with me today. Well, ever since that the package according to their tracking is just sitting and chilling in West Valley, UT. Will I ever get my stickers? Can you call Fedex and ask them wtf is going on cause I obviously can't call them in the US, and my countries Fedex doesn't pick up any phones. Should I send you an email with some detail for you to figure out which order is mine?

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

I'm feeling stiggy. Very cool. Thanks, sneeder.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

My stickers are an utter delight and I squealed like a girl when I opened them up. I am keeping some intact as heirlooms, others will go on honored surfaces (TBD).

 

[River possum]

I'm feeling particularly self destructive, maybe I'll just slap one of the bone chair stickers onto my bumper. Realistically I'll never run into another human who knows and/or cares about the farms but man if I do there'll be some fireworks.

That's my plan as well

 

[Not A Cat Person]

Are all the stickers eggshell stickers, or just the big ones?

 

[Zev Bellringer]

Are all the stickers eggshell stickers, or just the big ones?

Just the big ones

 

[American Psycho]

It's an old design that I think he put on shirts, I thought it was so cute so I used it to test print photo paper i got some time ago, since it turned out so nice i kept it!

That's so cute! I remember those shirts! I have the halloween slobbermutt shirt with the full moon on it... love that shirt so much, I would love to have stickers of that design too

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Got stickers. Not sure where to stick them yet, as I'm in the burbs. Only thing to suggest for future is maybe the small ones could be die-cut.

The vinyl stiggers trim pretty good with just scissors:

I won't try to trim the eggshell stigger. The extra white is more area to cover tranny propaganda.
(i don't know why the joystick is so oily don't come at me)