Kiwi Merch 2026 - So everything required gets done in time to ship

[Otis Mallebrok]

I'm interested. Will they be eggshell stickers?

What does that mean?

 

[3-2-1836]

I manufacture license plates the most classic piece of Americana, would anyone be interested in Kiwi plates?

 

[Asian tech support]

i need several hundred of these post haste thank u mr moonpie

 

[Null]

What does that mean?

you can't peel them off. they're hard to remove and will splinter if you try to scrape them off - like trying to pick eggshells off a poorly boiled egg.

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

Fun random fact, that eggshell sticker design is used by the US government when marking classified material. Things like journals or folders that contain classified materials must have those stickers to properly label the contents. Theyre very difficult to remove.

Also yes id love some stickers should I get the chance.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

Awesome idea, I'd probably get a pack to keep and a pack to use on stuff.

 

[Sugriva]

I was about to suggest that you should do half with the site name/logo on them, half without. But it seems you already had that idea (which is a good idea, the best, even)

 

[Some Lurker Too]

I'd love an option for sheets of small stickers, it's easier to find places for 'em when they're little. Will probably still grab a set of the big ones if I can, but I'd grab a couple sheets of like 1" versions so I can slap 'em on a wider range of things

I still want sheets of tiny wplace kiwilings to stick everywhere, too, even if I got fed up with people constantly erasing my lil guys. I don't know the logistics of sheets vs big stickers but I'll buy several kiwiling sheets if you make 'em!

 

[ASeabear8952]

Okay, new poll. I am gauging interest. If you want to buy the Kiwi Stickers please register your interest so I can figure out how many to pre-order.

It will be the little guys at the bottom (all of them), on circles about 4" / 10cm big (the size of a bulb of garlic) [open to bigger/smaller], and probably with kiwifarms.net on the edge. Maybe I might do 50/50 branded unbranded stickers.

Discuss.

Can you make some of the kiwis MATI emotes too?

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I'm still wanting a KF mug and/or 20oz tumbler.

For what it's worth.

 

[Wild Wild Wisteria]

I will buy ALL the stickers

 

[WelperHelper99]

Hell yeah. Already have a Kiwi Viking shirt. I want some stickers

 

[DavidS877]

I'm still wanting a KF mug and/or 20oz tumbler.

For what it's worth.

Regular tumbler plus Kiwi Sticker == Kiwi Tumbler.

 

[Garnet123]

Would LOVE the stickers! Or a mug with those images.

 

[Almighty Space Duck]

I’ll buy a few packs as I expect the shipping costs will make it not worth getting just one. Would prefer a mix of ones with and without KiwiFarms written on them,

 

[Lolek]

I will buy the stickers, but man, I would kill for a new (and different) set of patches.

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

Is the intent of some of these stickers meant to advertise the kiwifarms to random people who see them, by the way? If so it may be optimal to put the website link in the center so its harder to peel the eggshell all the way to the center. Also, people are getting used to QR codes and are less likely to type in a full URL, especially if the TLD seems irregular to them. A QR code in the middle with the website spelled out may be best for advertising purposes with the eggshell stickers.

I havent made an account in a hot minute, but people still use poor opsec with their account names from time to time and there are people who try to snipe new accounts for whatever reason. I havent seen the warning in a while but if the intent is to advertise to random people that warning banner might have to be in big bold flashing neon colors.

 

[gagabobo1997]

Will the artist be compensated at all through the proceeds of the merch sales?

 

[mindlessobserver]

Okay, new poll. I am gauging interest. If you want to buy the Kiwi Stickers please register your interest so I can figure out how many to pre-order.

It will be the little guys at the bottom (all of them), on circles about 4" / 10cm big (the size of a bulb of garlic) [open to bigger/smaller], and probably with kiwifarms.net on the edge. Maybe I might do 50/50 branded unbranded stickers.

Discuss.

No just stickers. Pins too. Stuff that can be put on back packs, ruck sacks and hats. Example



Probably harder to do then stickers though. Be really cool to get some pins that can go on a suit. It can be like a secret handshake between fellow chuds in the workplace.

 

[ita]

I’d love to get some stickers and slap ‘em around my city. Even better if they’re eggshell, so the local trannies can’t remove them.