🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Judy's Baked Apple Pies powiedział(a):
Was in an antique store the other day and saw this, would've bought it and sent it to him if he was still around
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Spending all week struggling with a simple 500 piece Ozzy Osbourne jigsaw puzzle would've been kino. He would've had to sit with it on the floor because he had no table (that wasn't free of empty bottles).

This is why he would do his food hacks on the kitchen counter, he couldn't use his table.
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chimpSculpture powiedział(a):
Spending all week struggling with a 500 piece Ozzy Osbourne jigsaw puzzle on the floor because he had no table would've been kino.
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Nah, he'd either have it on his salmonella ecosystem food counter or his Macbook desk. But it would be a hilarious stream, especially if he got drunk during it and had one of his AUTISTIC LITTLE SPERGOUTS.
 
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Nah, he'd either have it on his salmonella ecosystem food counter or his Macbook desk. But it would be a hilarious stream, especially if he got drunk during it and had one of his AUTISTIC LITTLE SPERGOUTS.
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I remember he did a video showing off his latest haul from the PO box, he was sitting on the floor of his bedroom.

There's no way he'd have room on the desk his computer was on.
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Judy's Baked Apple Pies powiedział(a):
Was in an antique store the other day and saw this, would've bought it and sent it to him if he was still around
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My gramps still has that record on his wall to this day, my grandmother was OBSESSED with Ozzy, maybe not to the same degree as Cobra but definitely close. Back when I was much, much younger I always wondered who "the crazy guy in the cave" was. Hope all you cobra demons and cobra angels are having a great Wednesday, circle of protection on all of ya.
 
This popped up in my recommended list on YOOTOOB. Cobes might have been onto something with this one - if you remove the microwave from the equation, made a sharp cheddar cheese sauce on the stove and then covered the jerky, I'd happy try this.

 
Johnny Dang powiedział(a):
This popped up in my recommended list on YOOTOOB. Cobes might have been onto something with this one - if you remove the microwave from the equation, made a sharp cheddar cheese sauce on the stove and then covered the jerky, I'd happy try this.

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The problem with jerky is that it's not snappy like chips are. Even if you dehydrate the fuck out of your meat, it'll just be really dry and chewy, not snappy.
 
I tried Dominos habanero mango dipping sauce on my pizza yesterday and it was actually pretty tasty doodz. 100% worth the 99 cent up charge. Cobes would’ve been a fan, it was somewhat spicy and very sugary. He’s eating good ghost food if this thread can help it.
 
Sometimes I was not in awe of what he put on his food (I could see myself enjoying it drunk) but just how he managed to turn a $12 order (before delivery and fees) into a $75 order (before delivery and fees)

Id be left not tipping too if my domino's pizza was the price of a seafood dinner at a nice restaurant.

It is what it is toobz, its a business expense
 
Dokkaebi Is Calling powiedział(a):
Sometimes I was not in awe of what he put on his food (I could see myself enjoying it drunk) but just how he managed to turn a $12 order (before delivery and fees) into a $75 order (before delivery and fees)

Id be left not tipping too if my domino's pizza was the price of a seafood dinner at a nice restaurant.

It is what it is toobz, its a business expense
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Sometimes you just get caught up in the glitz and glamor of the rock star lifestyle.
 
"Metal dudes who smoke are so sexy."

- line in some shitty hornyfic.
 
Watching this thread slowly necro, while totally expected has been tough, this was a fun little space to come catch up Cobes shenanigans and shoot the shit with dumb theories or just gawking in amazement out our beautiful retards behavior . No other cow even came close to being as captivating, it was like watching a manic caveman teleported from the past try and survive in the modern world. I hope seizure finishes his final video and it serves as a capstone to the documenting of Cobra's antics.

I never could muster any MATI at Cobes, he was after all, genuinely retarded and doing his best with what the universe gave him, his relenting decent into alcoholism, rotting teeth and bloating body while becoming a total shut in likely means death saved him potentially decades of worse pain. But like most people, I secretly prayed for a redemption arc. I miss our boy, that's what's up toobz.

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production."
 
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