🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Broseph Stalin powiedział(a):
"I think it's a SEX DOLL!!!"

*Opens guitar case*

"Oh..."

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Dirty fingernails. Check.
Full finger rings. Check
Shitty dick tattoo. Check.
Half assed gratitude. Check.
Reminding fans what they should have sent instead. Check.
Blowing money on booze and tobacco. Check.
Says vay-pour instead of vapor. Check.

Not bad.
 
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So this is why the fake kingcobrajfs is mad at the rele kingkobrajfs. He exposed that the fake kingcobra is gay and now Kingcobrajfs is saying kingkobrajfs is sexylay harassing him.



KingKobraJFS accepting the challenge.

EDIT:

If I get a chance I'll fix all the videos in this thread and the wiki since cobra deleted them all. It'll take me a bit though.
 
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A few things to highlight.

  • The name of the video uses the same typo as the original cooking video did.
  • The classic cobra bugger.


This one is good too.

  • Cobra slurping
  • Yeaaaerg!
  • That's what's up
  • The hot food inhale
  • The facial expressions
  • The comments callout to get him to turn on comments
  • The disgusting mixed drink
  • The repeating of himself.

All good.
 
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We keeping up? KingKobraJFS challenges KingCobraJFS to a guitar Duel.


KingCobraJFS tells us why KingKobraJFS is fake. He can tell by the pixels.. Seriously..



And finally.. KingCobraJFS responds to the guitar challenge. I'm only a few minutes in and Josh believes that his hair is still coming in nicely.. He's starting to shave his balding areas to help hair regrow evenly.

9 minutes in... This shit is actually getting to his head. Fantastic!...

I think it is safe to say that LiquidKobra aka KingKobraJFS is a success. (So far) If there was a time to start watching it's now.
 
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Another video from KingKobraJFS (LiquidKobra) which KingCobraJFS responds to in the comments. He seems to always be there. It seems to be working.. LiquidKobra sneaks into KingCobraJFS's video and farts on his loaded doritos.

The sex doll story is now number 2 on the cheezburger site.. http://cheezburger.com/1778437/fail-dude-sex-doll-tweet

The sex doll story has spread on twitter with nearly 40k likes and 16k retweets. https://twitter.com/elizabethdanger/status/842979463658844160
(Older image but same tweet)
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David Cross and Rob Delaney liked the tweet.

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Then of course, more KingCobraJFS videos where Josh rambles and starts some SHITTY vocal covers again.. Two part video..

No time stamps for these videos yet. Sorry. :/

AND the latest video here..

His 8th album will be a mix of "Orchestrated black metal, mixed with hair flair power metal, with traces of horror core hip-hop and rap."
 
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Dr.Scrotem powiedział(a):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rwwMF8QbDiM
KingCobra gets cursed with a black magic spell which should cause baldness
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A few things to note for those that don't know much about KingCobraJFS and the highpoints of this video..

  • The wand for ozzy is something that KingCobraJFS has been working on for years now basically.. Always says all he has to do is add a little tape or something and he'll ship it to ozzy.. He never does shit. KingKobraJFS does it instead.
  • KingCobraJFS talks about his skills in the dark arts, black magic, etc. KingKobraJFS (liquidJosh) shows off his skills instead.
  • The can floating is a throw back to Josh trying to use his magic, or chi, to knock over or make a pepsi can float.
  • Black and Green wand = KingCobraJFS's favorite colors.
  • 4 candles. (Josh has schizo obsession with the number 4.)
  • Black magic incense.. (Black magic)
  • Constantly repeating himself. As does Josh.
  • Talking about the dangers of black magic. He's obviously great at them so it's cool if he does it.
  • Burping
  • Mentions he's not sponsored by the wine company. Josh always points out that the products he's using don't sponsor him. He just really likes them.
  • Someone in the youtube comments said I'm a retard. Then how come I'm able to do day to day things like open up this wine bottle by myself? (This is a big one. There's a video [once I find it I'll include it] of Josh trying to open up a can of salmon or something.. Tuna? Anyway, he spends like 20 minutes trying to prove he's not retarded because he opens up the fish on his own. He tries using the can opener and then his knife. He almost cuts himself doing it.
  • When drinking alcohol he does the signature "HEEESH AHHHH" because it's so strong.
  • The copper on the wand is compliments of steve. (Josh's loser friend who scraps for a living. Also someone the community accused of tearing up his sex doll to scrap)
  • Mentions chi ( again, pepsi can chi video)
  • The 4 corners of the globe mentioned and tapped on the cup. North, south, east, west. Josh again, the schizo he is talks about the number 4 and how there is 4 corners of the globe.
  • Draws harry potter symbol with blood on his forehead. (kingcobrajfs love harry potter and the magic involved in that harry potter universe)
  • Balding spell.. Self explanatory. Josh is already balding.


  • "This mother fucker doesn't know shit about magic"
  • "You're about to get your shit royally fucked up"
  • "I'm the real kingcobrajfs all you other king... etc. Eminem lyrics"
  • "My dark powers protect me. Anything he tries to cast on me.. Will not work. On top of that it'll just bounce back on him."
  • "You have been warned fake kingkobraJFS. Remember not to fuck with me"
  • "My hair is growing back. It's not going anywhere anytime soon."
  • "This is your only warning dude.."
  • "That fake kingkobra is about to have his shit rocked. And not in a good way either."
 
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Fidget spinner bannings and terrorist attacks are on the same level.
 
I know this thread is dead and Josh is kind of inactive in terms of lolcow activity for the moment but someone is putting his phone number and pics from the jerkoff video on craigslist gay hookup pages and of course he reacts to the situation in an incredibly autistic manor.
 
He's definitely not inactive and keep bringing it. He just got himself temporary banned on Facebook for showing off his $400 gun that he paid $500 to get fixed.

Josh just requires an investment of time and backstory that most people don't want to deal with. He's one of my favorite internet morons and has been really fucking his life up as of late.
 
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