🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Halloween23]

Came across this guy and thought I'd share him here because apparently other Cobes fans found him too because his comments often have reference to the King in them.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

His second apartment was in a much less central location than his old one which meant that he was hanging out with his friends less and wasn't in biking distance to his favorite spots anymore.

The Wendy's where Cobes worked for years, Walgreens, Albertsons and the CY liquor store were all just 5 minutes away by bike from his second apartment. He was just too shitfaced to bother.

 

[somevan]

One of my favorite fan videos showed up in my recommended again. He was such a clumsy goober.

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1:55, 5:10, 6:30, 9:28, 13:02, 14:50, 15:35 16:03 and 16:15 are some of my favorite moments.

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

The Wendy's where Cobes worked for years, Walgreens, Albertsons and the CY liquor store were all just 5 minutes away by bike from his second apartment. He was just too shitfaced to bother.
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You know for whatever reason I could have sworn I looked this up myself years ago and found it was actually much further out of the way. Not sure what I was thinking.

 

[Muze]

Restained my tobacco pipe ...

... TWU​

 

[ASeabear8952]

What do you think crime is like in Casper, WY these days?
A few years ago there were dudes touching 8-year-old little girls inappropriately on the bus right in front of their moms and beating up elderly ladies at the "liberry" in broad daylight, but at least we had these heroes to lay down the law.

walking around at night.mp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd5r9E9o0W8&t=357s

I shudder to think of what things must be like these days. Fuck sickos.

Things must be so much worse with the gothic bad boy gone.

 

[frickmaxxing]

Anything new on Seizure doing some tribute? Wasn't he also recording something about DSP with Chauncey?

 

[PetiteFeet]

Anything new on Seizure doing some tribute? Wasn't he also recording something about DSP with Chauncey?

I haven't seen any updates, but he's replying to comments on old Cobes content so he's still alive. I reckon he's working hard on A Special Blonde and IRL is being busy for him.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I spent a couple of hours on Sautrday watching some curated Cobes content and it was fun. I still miss our boy. Hard to believe it's been 6 months. Next month is his birthday.

 

[Muze]

Video update ...

... TWU

 

[PetiteFeet]

Next month is his birthday.

I'm not ready for it.
I can't imagine the emotions the Saunders clan will be going through. "Thoughts and prayers" doesn't quite cover it but I hope they are all well, as well as one can be after losing a grandson, a brother, a child.

Drink combos and food hacks will be had in his honour. Maybe I'll try making a stuffed crust pizza again. No anchovies though. Sorry Cobes.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Drink combos and food hacks will be had in his honour.

There's at least one city which will be celebrating Josh Saunders day.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Did that Cousin Matt guy ever get any backlash for giving Cobes the two bottles of Everclear, shortly before he died? People were really outspoken about people sending an alcoholic so many bottles of alcohol. It's kinda weird this guy just dropped two bottles of Everclear and I never heard anybody mention it.

Same with Tarman and some dude called Shane who called in to Seizure's Cobra in a Coma II stream. I forget exactly what Shane sent to Cobes, but it was Everclear tiers of bad. May have been handles of Makers Mark.
The fact that someone can brag about sending this stuff to a substance abuser and just get off scot-free is insane.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I saw a display of those frozen shrimp rings with the huge fuckoff cocktail sauce in the center. I bought it so GhostCobes can enjoy some good food, toobz. It's no double-down, but it'll be exqusid.

 

[Gardener of Kadesh]

I saw a display of those frozen shrimp rings with the huge fuckoff cocktail sauce in the center. I bought it so GhostCobes can enjoy some good food, toobz. It's no double-down, but it'll be exqusid.

TWU, just need doritos and shredded sarenghetto cheese, and a 30 rack of red budweiser. Then some doordashed garlic cups that you totally didn't think was wings or cheesebread.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

TWU, just need doritos and shredded sarenghetto cheese, and a 30 rack of red budweiser. Then some doordashed garlic cups that you totally didn't think was wings or cheesebread.

Nah doodth. Some Lukraine and Busch peach. TWUMD, Hahaha tetth!

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I was looking for a way to use the leftover shrimp (There's no way I'm going to eat 50, unless I want the shits for a month), and check out these reheating instructions. Should say 34 seconds, toobz.

 

[PetiteFeet]

sending Josh alcohol can be ok

One of my favourite videos was when he sampled that Doctor Stoner vodka or tequila or whatever. He held the shot in his mouth for so long, it was hilarious. Plus it was a gimmick drink, like with the pizza beer.
I'm not pro-neghole pozzing but if the result is funny and genuinely entertaining, and by genuinely entertaining I mean something that can be enjoyed without you being a sadistic sicko, I don't mind it.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Yeah I mean I don't even wanna know what is going on inside of the mind of a person, who would even think about giving an alcoholic any kind of alcohol. Especially Everclear. If it was just some low percentage stuff that he could use for a drink combo, just to try, you can at least see the point. I mean people have sent him tons of gift packages, that have also included alcohol, shooters and buzzballz, but Everclear just can't be justified. That is solely for feeding the addiction.

Even Bite Size said in one of his latest streams that sending Josh alcohol can be ok, if it's done for the purpose of getting him to do something. There is no way I would give anyone I know alcohol, if I knew they struggled with addiction.

Cousín Matt even appears to be doing some news channel kind of thing on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/@Cousin_Matt/videos

Cousin Matt is a Drunken Peasants orbiter (and I think a mod in their chat too). In their Discord those cretins were having a field day when Charlie Kirk got killed and Matt was no different. I posted screenshots here:

From the Drunken Peasants Discord server.

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[Shon&Saunders666420]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=r1zegyFfNWc:1112
Came across this guy and thought I'd share him here because apparently other Cobes fans found him too because his comments often have reference to the King in them.

He's like if wings became a food reviewer.
I feel like Cobes would've been a big fan of jakeka akakke too (one of the "saviors of youtube" often compared to that pickle wizard dude) I saw that he reviewed some chicken cheese ranch bacon pinwheels in one of his videos and it reminded me of Josh